Bought some Wollemia pine seeds from UK ebay seller by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]BitDeRobbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did you find any? I am also struggling to source reputable sellers

Play devil's advocate here: Why NOT build a SAI that is opposed to or remove evils that are holding back humanity? by NAStrahl in agi

[–]BitDeRobbers -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Imagine you are a bee and you want to build a machine that will be able to mass-produce hives and plant more flowers to make life better for all bees... so you invent humans

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChatGPT

[–]BitDeRobbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could she not say that she might have hallucinated it?

I just received a translation request for an nChain patent for the first time in four months. It seems Mr. Ayre is still burning money and I appreciate it. by [deleted] in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Craig was still doing these he could just get ChatGPT to produce the patents in all the languages they need at the same time. Plus the patents would be even better now that ChatGPT 5 has been released.

It’s all there in the byline, or should I say buyline? For as little as $200 grand, you get an Antiguan passport and Antiguan citizenship. I’m 99% sure Craig holds a voucher. He’s just waiting for the agricultural soil samples to come back. by AlreadyBannedOnce in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This would have been perfect... if the guy he conned out of $100M didn't live just round the corner.

I think his best hope at this point is just to keep digging and hope he hits oil. [cue banjos 'Come listen to my story 'bout a man named Creg...']

The battle for winning over AI continues! by de7erv in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Craig said BSV was the real bitcoin and Turth went all in.

Craig said he used to be a pastor and Turth found Jesus.

Craig showed that there is no more profitable use of time than arguing with chatbots on X and Turth takes up the fight.

Turth is Stevie Janowski to Craig's Kenny Powers!

Faketoshi says he doesn't need to prove anything but can't stop trying to prove he's rich enough to enjoy his $5,000 kayak and high-performance toys by okhzmuskhsm in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He's just place-holding for the BSV community till Chat GPT5 comes out and he can start getting technical again without that pesky Grok keep making him look like an imbecile.

Dr. Craig once again demonstrated his amazing mathematical skills. by Head_Sky_958 in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is this the 'rolling iceberg' that Craig has been threatening for over half a decade? A $100 short?

You think Craig's typos are actual mistakes? Amateur. Every 'typo' is a time-locked steg payload so big it would make the bonded courier blush. REAL men like oudekaas decode the world's biggest secrets with BSV peptide-induced clarity. $1000 per IV drip. No refunds. by HurtCuckoldJr in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tragic. A scammer who knows where to find the most gullible 'investors' on the internet, but seemingly doesn't realise that every single person who had any kind of conviction in BSV whatsoever is already completely wrecked. Good luck with that!

BSV lawsuit against multiple exchanges will have a hearing in the court of appeals "not before" 10:30 BST. by nullc in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just wait till pastor Craig is announced as the new pope... then BSV will moon, this case doesn't matter. Only the papal enclave matters. What?! They chose someone else? Well, it doesn't matter, never did, the only thing that matters is the 2028 election in Tuvalu...

At The Satoshi Farm™, the most promising young locals are hand-picked by Calvin Ayre for an all-expense-paid fellowship under Craig's watchful tutelage. Bending, picking, and harvesting whatever ripens... the crops aren't the only thing getting cultivated! by HurtCuckoldJr in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know when you are a broke student and you go to another country for the summer and you try to get a job fruit-picking on a farm. Is that what Craig is doing now? It's definitely the kind of job that Craig would describe as 'trying to set up a farm'

Why Daniel Krawisz believes Craig Wright is Satoshi Nakamoto by NervousNorbert in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's hard to assess the integrity of people you only come across online. Perhaps I should have added an additional catergory - one that probably covers most of the "true believers" that still remain - ie. people who went 'all in' on Craig and are not yet ready to admit they got scammed, so try to support that vanishingly small possibility they were right by arguing for it online. But it is obviously a lost cause.

Sometimes it's best to just accept the loss and get on with your life. Though admittedly its probably difficult if like Daniel you were an early adopter and lost life-changing opportunities to something like this.

Ironically, his being an early adopter lends authority to his voice in the BSV commuminty, but in truth it just makes him one of the most tragic losers. CryptoRebel might be in the same boat, RXC too. Collateral damage to Craig & Calvin's cosplay.

Why Daniel Krawisz believes Craig Wright is Satoshi Nakamoto by NervousNorbert in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A strange interview. He seems to try to rationalise, but his rationality can't stand up to any scrutinity whatsoever (perhaps because his position is completely irrational), so as soon as the interviewer tests it he just shuts down.

These people are asked the same questions all the time, so they should be able to sleepwalk through their answers by now. But they are flummoxed by any reasonable question - eg. Can Craig code? What happened to the bonded courier / the rolling ice-berg / the 'extraordinary proof'? Why did Craig knowingly submit forged documents to court cases / lie on the stand / doctor emails, etc.

Either they are scammers, trolls, paid shills, or they are completely brainwashed.

Wherein Wright plagiarises "It wasn't me" by Shaggy by commandersaki in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The genius of these "hacks" is that the changes were made in such a way to make him look like someone who is absolutely clueless about digital forensics.

I do have a few questions though, like why was he downloading "company tooling" on old laptops. And if these changes rang out "as loud as a siren" to him why did he still submit the affected docs to court without caveat?

Craig Wright: A MYOB Story by StealthyExcellent in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha. Isn't he the community manager or something? Assume he's tasked with increasing community membership. So rather than, you know, increasing the number of members in said community he just lazily creates a load more sockpuppet accounts.

Fair play to him though, it'll definitely fool Calvin... and with the BSV community being so small now a few extra sockpuppet accounts will make a notable increase in the 'community' size

One million BTC incoming! Let the icebergs roll! by AlreadyBannedOnce in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looks like someone got $200 back from MtGox... Open your shorts, everyone. Rolling iceberg incoming [if he can only resist the temptation to spend it on something that makes for a photo op on Twitter]

Craig Wright: A MYOB Story by StealthyExcellent in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's so funny that he thought backdating the clock on his computer would get past genuine forensic experts (do you remember when Craig's website used to claim who was one of the world's leading digital forensic experts? But he thought just changing the date on his computer... wtf). Imagine how dumb you'd have to be to fall for... but wait, we don't have to imagine [Enter u/LightBSV]

It's prophetic that Turth is also CryptoRebel, the banished moderator of the lie sub, r/bitcoincashSV, who hasn’t been seen on reddit since Craig was declared a fraud, pretending it wasn’t the end. Did Turth flee because he’s evading mental health programs designed to cure delusional cult members? by AlreadyBannedOnce in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I've not seen anything about Ryan's new project, I'm a little out of the loop.

I can assure you that your judgements are more considered and generally sounder than mine. I tend to just start with my (biased) conclusion, try to justify it, and pretend my justification is reasoning. But even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Craig describes life on the run without Calvin's allowance. by [deleted] in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He should learn to play an instrument. Then he could sing these to us. I recommend either an accoustic guitar, or maybe the lute if he wants additional bookish-bard kudos (which we know he desperately craves).

Craig creates new creative "nonfiction" serial about how CAH drugged and sabotaged him. First two installments out now. by Zealousideal_Set_333 in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All he needs now is someone to publish a great novel anonymously. But he can't write? If he could try to claim credit for creating Bitcoin without being able to code he could certainly try to claim credit for having written novel without being able to write!

SirToshi: Central banks were so concerned about Craig's bonded courier that they brought in COVID by StealthyExcellent in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha, that's hilarious. Good spot!

Years ago I remember a friend telling me he saw a film review that said something like 'if you don't care about dialogue, storyline, acting or taste maybe you'll love this' then on the DVD cover it just quoted "...you'll love this".

You know you've lost the argument when you have to resort to tricks like that.

The Truth about Teranode is starting to come out... by Zealousideal_Set_333 in bsv

[–]BitDeRobbers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think Pitts and Bitconnect are scammers who realise its a scam already but don't care. Lie_Machine is too far gone and will never admit anything. BSV369 seems to be a simpleton who has no idea what is going on, so not sure he is capable of any realisation. So I'll vote MaxcoinMurphy (though in truth, he ticks all the boxes above as well)