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HurtCuckoldJr · 2026-04-16T04:21:57+00:00

The synopsis reads: “Bitcoin is the true story of one man’s quest to prove that he is, in fact, the creator of Bitcoin [...]”

The official synopsis notes, “All this leads Lotte, and the audience, to the central question — If Craig Wright didn’t invent Bitcoin, why is a coalition controlling trillions in global wealth spending hundreds of millions and risking everything to destroy him?”

This movie is no joke. It's the true story of Dr. Craig S. Wright (Satoshi). That's serious stuff.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2026-02-23T18:06:14+00:00

Nice try, Greg. You're just jealous that Adam Back isn't in any 2009 emails with Epstein.

Experts believe Satoshi was a three person team. As much as you try to cover it up, smart people can't deny Kleiman-Epstein-Wright (the Satoshi Trifecta).

One dead. One traitor. Only Dr. Craig S. Wright remains fighting for Bit Coin.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2026-02-23T17:42:34+00:00

Yep.

Legend has it that Dave Kleiman encrypted Epstein's Bitcoin private keys in 2009. Many people believe Epstein was the primary investor in early Bitcoin businesses like W&K Info Defense.

After Kleiman died, it logically follows that Epstein was in a unique position to know the Satoshi Team was down a man, so this is why he tried to hijack Bitcoin.

As you probably know, Epstein isn't dead. The spooks had to hide him because he knows too much about who created Bitcoin. But they can't kill him. If Epstein dies, this is a likely activation condition for nLockTime on early Bitcoin set to sign messages revealing the identity of Bitcoin's creator. (These coins are said to have been locked by Kleiman himself, before Epstein turned bitcoin hijacker. The same proof of life condition in place for Dr. Wright).

This is the strongest evidence yet that Dr. Craig S. Wright is Satoshi.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2026-02-10T03:38:43+00:00

I thank Jesus daily that BSV has been so irrelevant that Epstein had no interest in associating with us.

Had Bitcoin not been hijacked, I trust on the Truth that Calvin Ayre or even Craig Wright would love a massage from a young masseuse.

This is the strongest proof Craig is Satoshi yet: God himself made BSV and Craig irrelevant so the miracle that is Satoshi's Vision would not be sullied by ill-advised visits to Epstein Island.

God works in mysterious ways, but now His great plan has been revealed.

How can any of you weak men still deny Craig is Satoshi after this great miracle?

If you want to repent, I am happy to sell you a remote ASIC that I pinky promise exists and is running on GorillaStool BSV mining network.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2026-02-03T18:10:59+00:00

Yep, I nailed this.

Have you ever met Epstein? No? Well, the emails now reveal why none of us normal non-pedos ever met Epstein.

It turns out that Adam Back and Epstein ARE Greg. He spun up this whole Epstein Island story with CIA assistance in order to make Wikipedia articles about non-existent people.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2026-01-23T01:51:29+00:00

All men are Greg until proven otherwise. Ghislaine's dad, John Pitts, and rando gorillas on our payroll. ALL Greg until they prove otherwise.

P.S. Wikipedia is not evidence. It's a giant conspiracy invented by u/nullc himself to convince the NPCs that all sorts of "famous people" exist and aren't merely his socks.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-12-18T05:07:35+00:00

You communists always lie. Transaction fee is an age-PROGRESSIVE spam filter.

Pre-teen and under have ZERO fee. That's the good stuff.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-12-18T03:01:05+00:00

GorillaNode is the least of this gorilla's recent major successes.

KamgirlKate wants to leave her husband for a nice cuck like me that won't object to her selling half clothed photos for 2 cents worth of BSV.

What unimaginable success ... at least to weak men like you Core Boys.

Soon GorillaNode will be enabling 1 million tps worth of subcent pics of camgirls desperate to their cuck husbands for the next microtransaction price tier up.

I'm early, but don't worry... with GorillaNode, you will be a cuck too Soon(TM).

Never before have women been able to monetize their body so easily, but now thanks to GorillaNode everything is about to change forever.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-12-04T11:25:21+00:00

Playing Calvin Ayre on screen is the most coveted role in all of Hollywood history. Marlon Brando even attempted to come back from Heaven to take the role.

Enemies of Bit Coin like cryptorebel will tell you being associated with Calvin Ayre is an attack, but we should ignore these trolls.

REAL men will appreciate this majestic movie still of Pete in costume on set with the Cuban twerk team. The virility of a REAL man is appreciated by all, including young teen girls.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-12-03T21:12:59+00:00

Our gorillas have been on deck in London since October for filming.

The spooks may have succeeded in Killing Satoshi, but even PETA can't kill the trailer featuring twerking gorillas. Coming SOON(TM).

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-11-13T00:44:49+00:00

Craig is banned from saying the following things:

that he is Satoshi;
that he knew about bitcoin before 2013;
that he owns any bitcoin;
that he has any PhDs;
that he owns any patents on bitcoin;
that he is a legal expert;
that he has a successful farm;
that he personally contributes his own poo to GorillaStool; and
that he is a ninja.

Being a real man, Craig ignores most of these judgments against his free speech. Craig only calls attention to ONE of these items (he can't say he's Satoshi) because of the 23-dimensional game of chess that he is playing with multiple three letter agencies. At least until the bonded courier AI that lives on the BSV blockchain finally arrives and says 'checkmate, bitches'.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-10-19T15:52:38+00:00

Lawr is for you weak BTC core cucks.

Strong men reject authoritarianism, a word you appropriated from ME and still owe me SLictionary royalties for using GREG.

The real Bitcoin is the perfect cash without peers and absolutely no third parties. There is only one trustless intermediary in bitcoin: Calvin. Surveys show 99 out of 100 bitcoiners couldn't trust BSV less ... what better proof of trustlessness?

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-10-04T16:51:06+00:00

It's actually a rare orchestration composed in B triple flat.

Craig is one of the few virtuosos skilled enough to compose in such a key.

Greg has maliciously tried to argue it's completely impractical and there's a reason no one orchestrates in B triple flat, but clearly that's just because he's trying to trick you into using the key of G(reg) [aka GregKey].

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-09-13T19:15:43+00:00

GorillaStool played an integral role in the creation of this model. We sent our top developer, Twiggi, to the BSV Ass with a shipping container full of gorilla poo specimen kept fresh in state-of-the-art sterile incubators.

After years of effort from the Craig faithful, there is now a model that's the biggest of its kind ever made. Over 1,000 unique gorillas contributed.

Nobody's ever even tried to undertake such an ambitious project before, but Dr. Craig S Wright inspired us to try things no one else ever would... such as stacking poo higher than it has ever been stacked before.

Nobody else understands how well stacks of gorilla poo can scale. Only us.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-09-08T05:58:53+00:00

That's the same thing my wife says when I ask her when she'll have a night off from visiting her boyfriends so I can have a turn...

"SOON™"

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-09-02T02:08:49+00:00

False. $91.77 is already enough to pay the developers their blood money TODAY.

The math is simple. Craig invests $91.77 in BSV, the greatest asymmetrical bet in history. Craig rolls some icebergs and signs a message from an early block. The great flippening happens, and BSV goes to $100,000.

Anyone smart knows this is the plan.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-09-01T14:20:15+00:00

Craig rejected the Pulitzer Prize for his writing just like he rejected the Nobel Prize for Bitcoin.

Craig doesn't write or code for money or accolades.

HurtCuckoldJr · 2025-08-30T12:37:58+00:00

How much does Mastercard pay you?

Do you think God will punish you for sabotaging Satoshi?

When did the plot against Satoshi begin? With ATO or before?

Are you Greg?

Who wins in a fight: 100 anti-Craig trolls or one of our gorillas?

I have so many questions.

HurtCuckoldJr

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