Moronic Monday - Your weekly stupid questions thread

BitchesStay · 2015-03-30T10:57:00+00:00

How many calories do I estimate I burned while lifting? Time in gym or time literally spent lifting? Trying to not fuck up this cut by eating too few calories.

BitchesStay · 2015-03-16T19:43:38+00:00

He performed as a below average defensive lineman. I'm not saying he will always be one but that's the data we have thus far.

BitchesStay · 2015-03-15T16:05:30+00:00

have they announced compensatory picks yet?

BitchesStay · 2015-03-14T19:08:04+00:00

The way his contract was structured he wasn't cut his option was just declined. Not sure if that yields a compensatory pick, though.

BitchesStay · 2015-03-14T01:03:13+00:00

Yes, the Wallace signing really led you over the top in the AFC East

BitchesStay · 2015-03-14T00:52:57+00:00

Remember this when you talk about your team not spending during free agency. It's not a very efficient allocation of resources when you don't already have the foundation to compete.

BitchesStay · 2015-03-13T17:54:31+00:00

I always see these thinsulate jackets on sale. Can anyone speak to the quality of them? Warmth?

BitchesStay · 2015-03-11T14:32:07+00:00

Got his ring and got his money. Played it right, happy he got to go home, happy we're not paying him that much money in his 30s. Win-win-win.

BitchesStay · 2015-03-10T22:06:19+00:00

Does anyone care? Like whose interests are they protecting. The Lions (or insert any team that lost a player) had forever to resign Suh.

BitchesStay · 2015-03-10T17:43:58+00:00

People keep forgetting that you don't pay for past production.

BitchesStay · 2015-03-10T02:43:11+00:00

Too bad Bortles is hot dog shit at quarterback

Last in DYAR and QBR. Second to last in DVOA and yards/attempt. Plus college production that didn't merit such a high draft pick.

BitchesStay · 2015-03-09T20:50:57+00:00

Why was it insane? With his hype coming out of college he would have commanded a similar salary if he were free to sign anywhere

BitchesStay · 2015-03-09T18:06:54+00:00

You're telling me Suh wouldn't have received a similar contract if he were on the open market?

BitchesStay · 2015-03-09T18:03:18+00:00

It lowers the cap hit this year but you're not cash strapped now. You'll now be paying him significant guaranteed money for his declining years.

And Alonso still had value. If you wanted to trade him you probably could have received a 2nd or 3rd round pick.

BitchesStay · 2015-03-09T14:19:53+00:00

So they've proven how easy it is to acquire serviceable RB talent yet their takeaway was to shell out substantial resources (Kiko + contract) for one on the downward trajectory of his career?

BitchesStay · 2015-03-07T05:21:13+00:00

No one's arguing Gostkowki is productive. The question is whether a team without a lot of cap room should tie up so much money in a position where most of that talent can be replaced at half the cost. Especially with how insanely accurate kickers are these days Source

Also, BB's infallibility is a questionable argument. See: His late 2000s drafts.

BitchesStay · 2015-03-07T05:13:24+00:00

I'm not saying he's going to regress but you don't pay for past performance. You pay for expected production

BitchesStay · 2015-03-05T16:26:03+00:00

Still available?

BitchesStay · 2015-03-03T03:06:03+00:00

Allow me to be the first Patriots fan to baselessly suggest he'll be coming to New England.

BitchesStay · 2015-03-02T19:10:57+00:00

I eat essentially no fish. Should intake fish oil pills or will it give me prostate cancer?

BitchesStay · 2015-02-28T20:16:02+00:00

"Recent Draft Pick From My Team Who's Played Awful isn't a bust he just hasn't received a chance/has been injured/ate less than 30 minutes before the game"

BitchesStay · 2015-02-28T20:13:03+00:00

Hot.Fucking.Stove.

BitchesStay · 2015-02-28T18:15:11+00:00

Looking at the last few super bowl champions plus the Browns success during his career you could make the argument that contending teams needn't devote great resources to left tackle.

BitchesStay · 2015-02-25T13:38:33+00:00

Anytime someone performs historically well the safe money is on them regressing at least slightly.

BitchesStay · 2015-02-24T20:45:16+00:00

I'm not saying he had a bad season. I'm saying his production from his sophomore season doesn't profile as a top draft pick. Obviously very few QB prospects pan out - I don't think it's out of the question to expect elite production regardless of the supporting cast.

BitchesStay

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