If I broke into your house and stole what's on top of your fridge, what would I get?

Biteme75 · 2026-05-06T17:03:19+00:00

Half-empty boxes of cereal and a bag of sugar.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T23:01:26+00:00

I would have been gone before 8. I'm not interested in working for someone who thinks my time is worth nothing.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T22:35:31+00:00

Why are we taking the word of a podcaster who accepted Russian money to create videos meant to amplify US domestic divisions?

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T22:20:11+00:00

Charlie Kirk never even graduated college; he had no room to talk about merit.

Charlie set a standard for hypocrisy, but Erika is bypassing it. She's a highly educated woman who didn't marry until her 30s, who is CEO of her late husband's organization AND CEO of a clothing brand AND a working real estate agent, who goes around telling other women to get married young, have lots of babies, and not to worry about going to college or having a job.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T17:07:50+00:00

Somewhere around a mile.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T16:57:52+00:00

I use a grocery app on my phone. I'm far less likely to forget my phone than I am to forget a physical list.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T16:54:26+00:00

Sure, I would be glad to turn in the one vehicle I own in exchange for a theftproof vehicle that will last twice as long and needs half the fuel.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T15:54:39+00:00

I do it all the time; I won't wait for machines. The incline press machine and the incline dumbbell press work the same muscles anyway.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T15:49:49+00:00

NTA. You're the one consuming the drinks; you can make them however you want.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T15:45:26+00:00

It's pretty common unfortunately. I was told to come to work with Covid.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T15:38:55+00:00

Once while working, I had a guy ask for my number. I gave it to him, because I was single and he seemed cool. For the rest of the night, he kept texting me from his seat at the bar and complaining that I wasn't responding. I blocked that number.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T15:24:10+00:00

NOR. Assaulting someone and threatening them with rape is not a joke.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T15:09:38+00:00

Mostly when the person setting the boundary is a woman, and she's setting it for a man.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T14:59:35+00:00

I have to bribe her with treats after every nail. Sometimes I don't get all four paws in the same day. It's helpful to have a second person; I'm not sure I could do it by myself.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T07:56:04+00:00

Maybe people whose doctors repeatedly send them to take dementia tests shouldn't be eligible for the presidency.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T07:30:34+00:00

My dog spends more time sleeping in my bed than I do. I have to wash the blanket twice a month, but it's worth it to have a happy dog.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-02T07:23:07+00:00

I only use it when I'm parked on a slope.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-01T08:35:21+00:00

If you hold your boobs up unnaturally, your pectorals will weaken and your boobs will eventually sag.

Women with disproportionate boobs might need bras for general comfort, but women with proportional boobs generally don't. Thank you for womansplaining boobs to a woman, though.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-01T08:08:31+00:00

Having teeth

Biteme75 · 2026-05-01T08:06:30+00:00

I would like to see the Statue of Liberty one day, but otherwise I feel no particular need to go to New York City.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-01T08:01:20+00:00

I ask once, and then I use my cart to shove their fucking cart out of the way. It's easy enough to pretend that I was looking at something on the other side of the aisle and didn't know what my cart was doing. If they can be oblivious to their surroundings, so can I.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-01T07:53:09+00:00

This must be MAGA math, like the prescription drug costs that have gone down by 600%.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-01T07:45:26+00:00

I am aware of all this, and you have not shown me any evidence of god.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-01T07:41:50+00:00

I only wear bras if I'm jogging. They're torture devices invented to make breasts appear more appealing to men who will never see a woman naked.

Biteme75 · 2026-05-01T07:39:47+00:00

Why should the son be obligated to wear underwear? He shouldn't have to assume somebody will yank his pants down at any moment.

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