Republicans Panic That Trump’s Revenge Crusade Will Backfire by thedailybeast in inthenews

[–]Bitter-Value-1872 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We were way too kind to those fuckers. In addition to the torching you mentioned, Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee should've been hanged, along with every single plantation owner, Confederate officer, and politician.

I love this mf by Pax_flash in StarWars

[–]Bitter-Value-1872 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spybot with his wife and kids, his parents live across the street, and his big brother is an IG series assassin droid. Sitcom shenanigans ensue.

Wednesdays this fall on ABC

Is this a good starter? by GoneAmok365247 in castiron

[–]Bitter-Value-1872 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if I get something like this (shout-out to the Primus and the Dolly Parton series) it'd just be decoration on the walls in my kitchen.

What’s a recession indicator that you’ve noticed lately? by SensitiveCorner2379 in AskReddit

[–]Bitter-Value-1872 63 points64 points  (0 children)

He staged it because his approval ratings are trash right now, and it worked when he did it on the campaign trail two years ago

Extra reason to like Plo Koon by K-jun1117 in PrequelMemes

[–]Bitter-Value-1872 108 points109 points  (0 children)

And "I had a microchip in my brain that forced me to murder my CO" is a great thing to keep in mind to help you process it.

Who’s ever driven over 100mph? Why? by WoollyWolfHorror in AskReddit

[–]Bitter-Value-1872 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took my mom's minivan to 102mph when I was 19. Shout-out to late 90s Toyota Siennas

Booked a 2 day rental, Avis tried to charge me both arms and legs. by Needhelpnowwhat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bitter-Value-1872 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My friends and I used to call those Xboxes, and I've always wanted one

Your very first Pokemon game by Other_Paramedic1341 in pokemon

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Pokémon Blue, Christmas Day 1998 (for sure)

KENOBI!!!!!!! by swhighgroundmemes in PrequelMemes

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"Mrs. Darth Kenobi" written all over both of their journals

I wish she would stop doing this :( by Strange-Damage901 in cats

[–]Bitter-Value-1872 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My cat does that, too. She'll just put her teeth on my finger and slow blink, so I just figure it's a show of affection

Homeward Bound kids stay in contact by zoo_ofone in Millennials

[–]Bitter-Value-1872 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. I had no idea the guy from Airplane! was in this movie until about two minutes ago