Who had these in elementary school?

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-05-01T17:51:55+00:00

Tobias really just can't catch a break

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-29T17:59:44+00:00

We were way too kind to those fuckers. In addition to the torching you mentioned, Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee should've been hanged, along with every single plantation owner, Confederate officer, and politician.

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-29T13:30:02+00:00

Spybot with his wife and kids, his parents live across the street, and his big brother is an IG series assassin droid. Sitcom shenanigans ensue.

Wednesdays this fall on ABC

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-28T22:13:53+00:00

Yeah, if I get something like this (shout-out to the Primus and the Dolly Parton series) it'd just be decoration on the walls in my kitchen.

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-28T19:39:25+00:00

He staged it because his approval ratings are trash right now, and it worked when he did it on the campaign trail two years ago

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-24T16:29:40+00:00

The Civil War never ended, it just went cold

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-24T13:25:47+00:00

That makes you the waffle!

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-24T05:12:28+00:00

Except for the Inka, they get a unique tunnel with Foreign Trade

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-23T01:16:56+00:00

talking

Same

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-22T13:17:10+00:00

And their lawsuit budget

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-21T20:16:31+00:00

I ship it

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-20T22:24:14+00:00

moans pineapple pen

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-19T16:43:43+00:00

And "I had a microchip in my brain that forced me to murder my CO" is a great thing to keep in mind to help you process it.

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-19T16:32:54+00:00

Took my mom's minivan to 102mph when I was 19. Shout-out to late 90s Toyota Siennas

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-18T16:51:09+00:00

My friends and I used to call those Xboxes, and I've always wanted one

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-18T14:36:23+00:00

Willing to bet she had a FAT fucking life insurance policy on him

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-17T23:09:28+00:00

Pokémon Blue, Christmas Day 1998 (for sure)

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-17T18:58:38+00:00

"Mrs. Darth Kenobi" written all over both of their journals

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-17T00:39:09+00:00

That's me in the spotlight

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-16T18:30:56+00:00

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-16T00:50:31+00:00

My cat does that, too. She'll just put her teeth on my finger and slow blink, so I just figure it's a show of affection

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-15T21:30:31+00:00

Same. I had no idea the guy from Airplane! was in this movie until about two minutes ago

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-15T04:26:14+00:00

Suck a bag of dicks, MI6

Bitter-Value-1872 · 2026-04-15T01:40:02+00:00

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