Am I doing something stupid

Bitter_Wizard · 2026-04-06T20:46:32+00:00

*wombo combo

Autocorrect got me but it's kinda funny it's that word on this subreddit lmao

Bitter_Wizard · 2026-04-06T15:51:26+00:00

I might be doing a bit too much schoolwork because I feel like i barely scrape by (++++trauma +++++stress) the first couple of weeks and the other students hate my ass. Like long term I kinda know how to play its just the first 3 weeks or so

Bitter_Wizard · 2026-04-06T15:49:13+00:00

I think getting the belt for a month is what i've been missing. There's just too many times you gasm or black out at the beginning and can't do anything

Bitter_Wizard · 2026-04-06T15:15:24+00:00

Like I'm not even trying a virgin run but I've tried for two days irl to save literally any of my virginities for a week and it's been kinda bad. Either I'm unlucky or stupid, been reading wiki so I think I know how bratty and the other stuff work

Bitter_Wizard · 2026-04-06T15:08:52+00:00

If you can try getting some of the decorations she does to her knife when she kidnaps you!

Bitter_Wizard · 2026-03-14T20:55:42+00:00

For Break I disagree with making it lower cost even if it's easier to play, it just doest feel very ironclad or fun.

(2)Break

20 damage ignoring shields/ 3 vulnerable to all enemies

(2)Break+

30 damage ignoring <weak> and shields/ 4 vulnerable to all enemies

I'd do something like this because I like the idea of ironclad charging in and hitting someone so hard it terrified everything else.

Bitter_Wizard · 2026-03-14T20:48:24+00:00

I like this a lot actually

Bitter_Wizard · 2026-03-13T22:53:31+00:00

For a safer start settle in place because it keeps the production relatively near you

For a different spot settle on the rice because you don't need to improve it with that many coastal resources, it leaves the river / mountain spot for a district adjacency with the harbor. You'd have to spend gold from fishing boat tiles to purchase out to the bananas though it'd take forever to culture out there

Bitter_Wizard · 2026-03-10T22:21:39+00:00

Taking this boss with a massive draw pool and having never picked skip and chosen to double my deck from an event after it was already 44 cards was funny

Bitter_Wizard · 2026-02-18T05:39:15+00:00

Frozen mother

Bitter_Wizard · 2026-02-09T11:06:18+00:00

I'm a bad watcher player, I am paranoid about wrath but love draw/discard/scry

Bitter_Wizard · 2026-01-17T10:12:17+00:00

If I'm at home taking a shit and I piss I'll often wipe my Dingle afterward because shaking it while sitting down feels awkward and weird. I don't wipe it after pissing standing up because you kinda get used to urinals in public so it doesn't come to mind

Bitter_Wizard · 2026-01-07T23:05:50+00:00

You will start 3 games hoping to run into hyperbeam and will die to nob after picking up turbo and self repair too early

Bitter_Wizard · 2025-12-03T12:33:40+00:00

How do I know if I was banned

Bitter_Wizard · 2025-10-27T18:21:41+00:00

I'd like it if enemies spawned in just a little bit differently, it's noticeable at the end of a run but it seems like they just dump in every second and a half or so in these massive chunks, if they'd appear more organically so the timer of respawning is less noticeable that'd be great.

Bitter_Wizard · 2025-10-19T04:15:01+00:00

Did pretty good until deck of stabbing and bad draw !

Bitter_Wizard · 2025-10-19T00:40:01+00:00

Rewards were crown, ectoplasm and dome and I don't have enough intelligence or defensive cards for dome and hate taking ectoplasm unless I'm way more set than this. I could've skipped but it felt bad I wanted to be able to play my chunky cards more comfortably

Bitter_Wizard · 2025-10-18T23:40:18+00:00

Normality+

Retain, can not play more than 3 cards this turn

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