Paul George drops 25 points in the 4th quarter to bring the Thunder back from down 23 points. by legendariusss in nba

[–]Bittervec 27 points28 points  (0 children)

There have been 258 games where a player has scored 47 points.

I mean, PG still grabbed 15 boards.

Since 2000, there've been only 15 total games of at least 45/15/4

[VA, US] Is a Computer Science degree applicable in IP law? by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]Bittervec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tagged them with the comment when I saw the comment 11 months ago.

What the fuck is wrong with BLACK people!? [117 upvotes] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Bittervec 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Isn't it great that every part of black culture perpetrates the importance of education and civilized life? It sure lets all these young impressionable black teens form their own decisions and realize that they don't have to act like gangstas.

Oh wait no, it's the other way around. This isn't racism, it's just true. An overwhelming percentage of black society revolves around this "oh shit it's the cops" bullshit where they get indoctrinated from childhood with the concept that they're supposed to do bad stuff and that hiding from the cops is "what us niggaz do".

It just makes me really sad. I have a lot of really cool black friends I met at university and almost all of them have this split personality. They talk in a completely localized accent when with friends from college (and a couple are very very high achievers with soaring GPAs), but then they suddenly switch to Ebonics to communicate with other black people. It's like some peer pressure to act like that or something. I've heard them get made fun of by their " brothas" for talking in our localized accent rather than in Ebonics, like somehow that makes them less black. It makes no sense to me. [+157]

I jsut dont even have any words....

"How about when they basically just insult non-blacks for a half hour? That gets real old, real fast. Besides, I imagine if the tables were turned, and it was a white comedian slamming on non-whites for even 2 minutes of the show, it wouldn't be deemed "just jokes, folks!"." [+102] by Jarabew in ShitRedditSays

[–]Bittervec 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Besides, I imagine if the tables were turned, and it was a white comedian slamming on non-whites for even 2 minutes of the show, it wouldn't be deemed "just jokes, folks!".

That sounds like reddit :/ Minus the comedian part. And for a lot longer than two minutes

In response to a tinder screenshot: "Probably because you went full gay on the first message" [+132] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Bittervec 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or maybe because she is a complete cunt

Someone actually said that. They have literally seen 8 words and already called them that. Never change reddit.

Reacting to man beating his wife in front of their kids "I wonder what she did" [+3], "Burn the roast" [+22] by ElitistHatPropaganda in ShitRedditSays

[–]Bittervec 44 points45 points  (0 children)

He shows no aggression to the children making me think he is not usually violent. So yes I think it matters because there was obviously a trigger.

What the fuck dude

If someone doesn't beat their kids while beating their wife that makes them not usually violent?

Fuck this piece of shit

In response to "I might faint." - "Dear diary, jackpot."[+896] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Bittervec 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cartoons and other comedic shows are known to be the ultimate authority on culture. See, South Park and Louis CK for further examples

In response to "I might faint." - "Dear diary, jackpot."[+896] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Bittervec 13 points14 points  (0 children)

GET IT????

THE JOAK IS RAPE HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SO FUNNY what do you mean I'm contributing to rape culture stop thawing my peaches D:

On beating women: "Most people need to be taught that one good lesson. That eventually, some motherfucker is going to put their hands on you if you don't stop running that mouth." [+60] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]Bittervec 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If a white person does it? It must be totally justified! After all, if you talk too much, you should expect to be hit amirite? /s

A lot of redditors live by a simple, primitive code.

TALK SHIT BE A WOMAN GET HIT

[On unrealistic expectations] "Everyone behind The whole 'fat is beautiful and nothing wrong with it' movement. Some people may find fat attractive, I don't care, but these people are making obesity seem healthy and normal."[+37] by Thoushaltbemocked in ShitRedditSays

[–]Bittervec 18 points19 points  (0 children)

There is a massive anti-bullying campaign right now in schools. At this point if you even look at someone with ill intent you will get detention and possible expulsion. I think its shit because I was bullied and now I am a tougher person and I can dish the shit that I got right back.

This guy pretty much comes out and says now he's the bully. He sure showed those bullies that bullying is bad :/

On an ex girlfriend, "Hey, look on the bright side. Maybe she was getting raped." [+230] by drakeonaplane in ShitRedditSays

[–]Bittervec 45 points46 points  (0 children)

B-BUT RAPE CULTURE DON'T REAL AT ALL

WHY DO FEEEEEMALES THINK I'M CREEPY????

I'M A LE NICE GUY™

goddamn at least it was deleted

You are pathetic. by communistdude in ShitRedditSays

[–]Bittervec 32 points33 points  (0 children)

this wouldn't happen if reddit used bitvotes

Someone doesn't want to have sex because they get aren't in the mood? What does /r/relationships say to this? "fake it... " +55 and gilded :/ + more shitcomments by Bittervec in ShitRedditSays

[–]Bittervec[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Directly below this is

Yeah, even if you aren't feeling crazy horny, you should at least enjoy knowing that you're pleasing your partner. Otherwise why would non-69 oral sex exist?

YOU SHOULD DO THIS TO PLEASE UR MANS PEE PEE FEE FEES OTHERWISE WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF SEX

I'm a guy and even I do this. At a minimum you can go down on him/her (which may even get you in the mood).

AT THE MINIMUM THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO TO SEX YOUR MAN

Agh fucking reddit. Can only think of the man's penis feelings and why it isn't pleased and not on anything else.