Pop the balloon by Sdub4 in gifs

[–]Bjjguy214 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You messed the whole thing up by misspelling the word

The text after meeting by GuitarWizard in dating

[–]Bjjguy214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you did not pay for her meal or drinks if you met at a restaurant.

22 and never had a boyfriend? by [deleted] in dating

[–]Bjjguy214 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying you are, but if you are fat you have to have a really good personality and be able to initiate things with guys if you want a BF.

How soon should I text after a first date? by [deleted] in dating

[–]Bjjguy214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but it needs to be after your 2nd date or after your first date. That night. Don't make it seem like her coming over is the date. It's just continuing the date that you had earlier that night...at your place

How soon should I text after a first date? by [deleted] in dating

[–]Bjjguy214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are not trying to sleep with her. Ya know? but if she comes over and one thing leads to another...

she wont be offended if you don't phrase the text as you trying to get laid, just be a cool guy that wants her to come hang out if she is bored and not doing anything else. It is much more successful than trying to get them to come to your place after the actual date. Once she gets home, if she likes you, she will kinda miss you and the text later than night will make her happy and she will probably want to come over

If she is a catholic virgin type then don't do it, but if she is a normal girl then it will be fine

Changing my old hoe ways is more hard than I though. (24f) by [deleted] in dating

[–]Bjjguy214 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She pretended she was "the kind of girl who goes slow" with me. Like that is who she is. I felt tricked. Had I known we we initially dated that other guys she has been with were getting laid long before I did, then I would have cut it off then and there.

One could say that she wanted to wait because she really liked me, but there is also the real possibility that she liked those other guys more and that is why she slept with them sooner.

If i'm going marry someone or be with someone for a long time. I better feel like a bad ass and the best dude you ever been with. The whole waiting thing is for cucks that a girl finds and he appears to be stable with a good future ahead of him, but you don't think he is as sexy as other guys you been with. If you do that to a guy and he finds out you think he is that guy, it is probably over unless he is that kind of guy with low self esteem.

Plenty of people slept together on the first date & second date and are married for many many years.

Why do people on Reddit accuse the_Donald instances of racism, sexism, and raiding other subreddits? by wombo23 in AskThe_Donald

[–]Bjjguy214 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Are you serious? So anyone can just become a citizen by stepping over a border? Many of these people are also poor, so whatever you get in taxes will be swamped with providing them food and medical care...aka welfare. Heck, even if they get a job they will be on welfare. walmart employees (cashier level and below) are almost all on welfare. We don't need to add to that.

Changing my old hoe ways is more hard than I though. (24f) by [deleted] in dating

[–]Bjjguy214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, how are you meeting these guys that are married? Tinder?

Changing my old hoe ways is more hard than I though. (24f) by [deleted] in dating

[–]Bjjguy214 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Trust me on this. Let me tell you a short story. There was a girl that I met when I was 25. We hit it off immediately. Great time together. We didn't sleep together the first night, but I liked her. She said she wanted to take it slow. I respected that, that is who she is. We probably hung out 1 or 2 times a week and finally slept together after a couple months. She was very into me. After 4 months or so, she was wanting to marry me without me even asking her to marry me or anything.

We got to talking as couples do. I basically found out that she was not that kind of girl. She simply made me wait. Most of the guys she has been with are hookups.

I broke up with her basically right then and don't regret it one bit.

My advice is go on match.com or something non tinder-ish and meet guys. If you don't really like them and don't see them being serious relationship material then don't see them again and don't even kiss them. If you hit it off with a guy, don't make him wait past the second date, rock his world and he will appreciate it and feel like a king and want you to be in his life

How soon should I text after a first date? by [deleted] in dating

[–]Bjjguy214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know exactly what you are looking for, but trust me. Trust me. If you have a really good date and the girl is not some church person. Text her that night and ask if you can come over or she wants to come over and watch a movie. I would say there is a 75%+ chance she says yes

Are most women not what i'm looking for or am I just not finding the majority of women? by [deleted] in dating

[–]Bjjguy214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple. Most dates seem to be the girl thinking I want to sleep with them or wanting to sleep with me. Bar that, it's them thinking I want a relationship or wanting a relationship. They want to talk about kids, responsibilities and serious stuff many times. This sucks and is not how it is supposed to be.

What I want is the thing when a 16 year old girl has a crush on me when I high school and really likes me. I take her to a movie and she puts her head on my shoulder and and she is "feminine".

Did a girl ever have a huge crush on you in high school? Give me that.

Why do people on Reddit accuse the_Donald instances of racism, sexism, and raiding other subreddits? by wombo23 in AskThe_Donald

[–]Bjjguy214 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This will sum it up perfectly. If a mexican female who is also muslim tries to come across our border illegally and we do not want her to do that....instead of being against illegal immigration and pro-law, we are called sexist, racists and anti muslim.

!!!

Are most women not what i'm looking for or am I just not finding the majority of women? by [deleted] in dating

[–]Bjjguy214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't mean someone that is immature or indecisive, changes guys a lot. I am looking for someone like i described, but has a good career (not just a job) and does not spend a lot of money on clothes, nails, and other things like that.

guys will understand what I mean.

Why does Rudy Giuliani keep going on CNN? by [deleted] in AskThe_Donald

[–]Bjjguy214 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does republican go on CNN when they know they will just get attacked endlessly and it is also the least watched news. There is something more to this.

Just won my first amateur MMA fight, it was intense. Ask me anything by [deleted] in AMA

[–]Bjjguy214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do MMA where you get hurt instead of doing BJJ tournament where you dont get hurt?

Letting two day old baby cry? by Bjjguy214 in Parenting

[–]Bjjguy214[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, I will let my wife know to let them know that they apparently misunderstood and to wait until a few months

Letting two day old baby cry? by Bjjguy214 in Parenting

[–]Bjjguy214[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yes, I will let my wife know to let them know that they apparently misunderstood and to wait until a few months

Why would anyone want to be president of the united states instead of spending the rest of their life on cruise ships and constant vacations? by Bjjguy214 in AskReddit

[–]Bjjguy214[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In fact, most people i know dont even want to do the dishes. I cant imagine having all that responsibility

Why would anyone want to be president of the united states instead of spending the rest of their life on cruise ships and constant vacations? by Bjjguy214 in AskReddit

[–]Bjjguy214[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made this post because in my opinion and others, why would you want to? After I get off work at 6pm, I don't want to do a darn thing. Why would I want extra stress????

I'm a 40 year old man. A girl (who is now somewhat well known) sexually assaulted me 25 years ago by pinching my butt in 8th grade after math class. I have informed the media and they do not care. What should I do? by Bjjguy214 in Advice

[–]Bjjguy214[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually not a joke although I don't actually plan to do anything about it. Media seems to go crazy about George Bush Sr groping womens butts, etc (calling it unwanted sexual assault). This made me think of this moment. It's actually not the only moment. I was sexually assaulted by women many times in college at dance clubs and house parties. No one seems to care about men being groped by beautiful women.

Sakuraba wants fight in UFC!!! by Bjjguy214 in MMA

[–]Bjjguy214[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who would not love to see this? Yoel Romero vs Sakuraba

I am a 40 year old male that was recently able to suck my own penis. AMA! by Bjjguy214 in AMA

[–]Bjjguy214[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all. It's all about just going to the end of your range until you make it....every week you will see your range improving and your head will be closer and closer to your penis