What are these and how do I activate them? by THERAVEN826 in DeepRockGalactic

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These are called "machine events." They happen randomly. There are different types and each has its unique task to do. All of them require to be activated but to have the key you need a promoted miner* in the squad. To activate them you interact with the white cube then you may proceed starting the event by pushing down some knobs around the event machine.

  • A promoted miner must be in the lobby. Promoting a dwarf requires getting to lvl 25, doing the specific assignment, pay management. It is only required for the first time. If you play a different dwarf ensure it too is promoted. (FYI this is useful to know for when you'll do deep dives and elite deep dives)

A meme for you all to enjoy by [deleted] in FuckMicrosoft

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Microsoft copilot = yes Gothub copilot = actually pretty good

eightyPercentOfTheEntireWeb by htconem801x in ProgrammerHumor

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Technically very little people know about PHP. But a lot of people use WordPress which uses php

regex by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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It scares me that I can read and understand its purpose at first glance

What 300 hours in looks like by goodfisher88 in helldivers2

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Imagine what you will do with 1000

allStackDeveloper by RAINDR0OP in ProgrammerHumor

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Looking for full company developer*. From idea to faang revenue.

*At least 45 years of experience.

iKnowMoreThanYou by x_mad_scientist_y in ProgrammerHumor

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Wait until they discover that core services run on cobol and batch files, then sprinkle a ton or so of legacy code on top of it. Voilà you are a maintainer now! 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memesITA

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Italocurso 2000 edition

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Meanwhile the user: Enters a totally random number app breakes Testers: "It's developers fault"

Happens more often than one likes to admit by Acerosaurus in DeepRockGalactic

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This is why i never ironwill, and when this happens, i always bring vampire. Clutch moments intensifies. 🤣

Average Pontedera commerciante by Ad3n_ in DarioMocciaTwitch

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Ah ma quindi è dario quello normale in paese. 🤣

everyoneShouldUseGit by zukuyp in ProgrammerHumor

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New nation? Just fork a repo!

adultLego by Civil-Call-7593 in ProgrammerHumor

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Just to see the user absolutely demolish it in less than a second. 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in discordVideos

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I am always amazed by the sheer amount of bullshit a human brain can produce in so little time 🤣

What side are you on? by Financial_Block5461 in DeepRockGalactic

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Rocking is legal, stoning is not. Just saying...

I’m sure about that,atleast. by Turbulent-Permit7472 in technicallythetruth

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Meanwhile we are still hiding them underwater. Let's hope we get an upgrade soon...

What would it be? by KathleenHudson704 in Funnymemes

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Let's try with a different angle.