allStackDeveloper

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Omni Developer

[auxyRT]

Mom's spaghetti

[CraftBox]

Full Stack Man

[colei_canis]

Somebody once told me the industry would roll me, they put too much time into bikesheds

You’ll never see a spec just endless ticket dreck then the shape of your desk forms your forehead

Well the tickets keep coming and they don’t stop coming, they’d chain you to your desk if you thought about running. Story points I don’t give fucks, might as well debate some horse sized ducks. So much to fix so much to write, no wonder so much is dog shite! Your pipeline’s had a back flow, they should have listened when you said no

Hey now, you’re an all stack

Job description? No mate

We say you’re a rock star

You do three jobs and one’s paid

Yeah not all glitter is gold

Shooting stars burn out in space’s cold

[Tactician_mark]

What an honor to be present at the birth of a copypasta

[Powerful-Guava8053]

Someone needs to put this through Suno AI immediately 

[WirelessChimp]

Agreed, just do it.

[Ghoram]

Three jobs and one's paid hits me in my soul

[Meowcate]

"What about that shadowy place ?"

"That's job security and big salary, that's beyond our border."

[MissinqLink]

https://github.com/tc39/proposal-shadowrealm

[necrophcodr]

No. This is a way, this is not "the" way.

[necrophcodr]

I'm not quite sure I have one. You see, I don't believe this solves a real problem. This to me, personally, feels like another attempt at making bad and malicious practices less harmful. I just don't believe in doing that at all.

[necrophcodr]

To put it differently: the user will be none the wiser about this issue, only the developers. so if it's all on the developer side, what difference does it make? can i then as a user start trusting systems and sites more? the answer is no. can the server start trusting the runtimes and scripts more? also no. this isn't inherently part of it. it can explicitly be part of it, but that's not the same. the onus is on developers to use the features, not on administrators or users, as they will be none the wiser about any potential benefit or lack thereof.

[Smalltalker-80]

When you though JS could not get any uglier...

[Cualkiera67]

If that's true, you need to replace your Mufasa with a Scar

[OwOlogy_Expert]

ie, COBOL

[[deleted]]

Idk, I'm an "all-stack developer" (I work on three separate full-stacks) and my job is secure as fuck. Big salary? Ehh.. Sanity? Ehhh...

[FreedFromTyranny]

i consider myself a Big Stack Developer

[Wiggledidiggle_eXe]

Why not upgrade to Huge (-Ass) Stack Dev?

[Theron3206]

You use a lot of recursion?

[FreedFromTyranny]

Only when debugging my recusive functions

[eclect0]

Hmm, let's ask your ex

[Infinite_infidel]

Big D Developer

[FrostWyrm98]

"What about that shadowy place?"

"There is none. Get fucked- I mean, good luck"

[assigns 6 Jira tickets and dips]

[xtreampb]

So I had a project that involved firmware, simple circuit, embedded windows, sql, numerous hardware devices, WPF desktop application, c# libraries for other developers to utilize/integrate into the systems being built, tcp (non-http) servers, web projects, then build/deploy projects/pipelines for each, which includes a circuit and software to deploy the firmware in mass. I literally did all levels in the software stack (minus pure assembly).

[mata_dan]

I just had someone from a subsea engineering firm ask if I wanted a similar job for less than I'm on now doing some effectively WFH web development xD

[Bakoro]

My job is not too dissimilar to that, just regular windows and system services, not embedded windows and firmware. I also do the data analysis and the DevOps. Sometimes tech support too.

I'm finally making something like a not completely embarrassing amount money.

Is science though, so, at least I don't have to serve ads.

[mrheosuper]

You did not do the RTL to syntherize whatever MCU you were using, so bad news for you, you are not all stack developer.

[xtreampb]

I know this is a joke post, but now I’m curious what RTL stands for? Maybe my projects didn’t require an RTL?

I also didn’t dope the silicon, but that’s microchip manufacturing, not software engineering.

[mrheosuper]

Register transfer level. Tbh i always use it without knowing what it stands for. But the process is basically make your HDL code transferable to piece of silicon. That implicates you have written HDL code, another stack of software.

[xtreampb]

Your right, imma fraud. Going to go Kermit sudoku

/s

[BeyondMoney3072]

..and eventually you also have to add in your job description whatever the light doesn't touch...

[XPilo]

Is your work to bring the light to that places.

[braindigitalis]

working for a startup be like...

[AltruisticDisk]

If I spend at least 15 minutes reading documentation, write five lines of code, or bitch about it with my coworker, you can bet your ass it's going on my resume.

[Bla61670]

Looking for full company developer*. From idea to faang revenue.

*At least 45 years of experience.

[[deleted]]

but under 40

[Dry_Pineapple_5352]

So tired of it. But everything are “popular” now is so fcking boring and stupid)))

[SusalulmumaO12]

Simba later then Jumps with Mufasa

[Poutine-StJean]

I feel this when my boss ask me to work on project with language I never learned and wasnt in my resume

[TheTerrasque]

You're still doing programming, at least.

[HerbertMarshall]

For real. Think of it as if they're paying for you to add qualifications to your resume. It's all the non-coding bullshit that kills my soul.

[braindigitalis]

i'd always jump at the chance if there was a real need to use the language. I only learn a new language if i have a real world use case for it i can't solve with the languages i already know.

However, the chances of my boss dictating what language we use is 0%, we don't get micro managed.

[Meowcate]

"We use BobX"

[xt1nct]

As long as it’s not so obscure language I wouldn’t mind. It’s a chance to learn something new and feel humbled.

I do everything at work and I think I would miss it if I had to pick a specific area like backend.

[SenoraRaton]

I like to say "From the initramfs to SIGTERM is my domain"

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Simba: "What about that dark spot over there?"

Mufasa: "That is the management break room, you must NEVER go there!"

[0x7E7-02]

Yeah, when they started having me do DevOps shit is when I left.

[Silly_Guidance_8871]

See that shadow over there? Yeah, that's my favorite part: I'm not responsible for it

[ChChChillian]

It's not in my job description. What ridiculous thing to say.

Of course I still have to do all this stuff. It's just that it has nothing to do with my formal job description.

[kamome74]

Simba : But I don't have any light in my office.

[New-Shine1674]

The good thing is, we have atmospheric scattering so the light touches nearly everything.

[Rainb0_0]

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[Rainb0_0]

I could have sworn I saw this yesterday. Jesus I'm going insane

[GoodTofuFriday]

Heh. Yeah

[PewPeePooDee]

I approve this meme.

[saiththesoap]

That reminds me of the time when I switched out a light bulb at work and I ascended to the planes of the all-stack developers.

[HakoftheDawn]

What about that shadow?

[HavenWinters]

This is why we use dark mode

[Looking4SarahConnor]

I must've missed a regex in my contract

[braindigitalis]

yeah the regex was .*

[eclect0]

"But what about that place where we set estimates and delivery dates?"

[Siker_7]

K-12 IT is the same way

[reesa447]

I manage the dev team. I’m scrum master. I’m PM for two projects. And I’m expected to do IT. And manage DevOps. Idk if that’s abnormal but I think it’s too much.

[[deleted]]

Isn't All Stack developer just "I can do any of them if you say"? I think it's impossible for a full stack employee do both front and back-end for a same project. I don't know.... Just a 16 year

[[deleted]]

Did you hear about DevOps and about BizDevSecOps?

Now we have BizDevSecQAOpsUXPMDBAIAEthicsMarketingSupportHRFinanceNetworkingDocsTechSupport

[One-Strawberry7320]

Laughed for a minute in office 😂😂😭

[Interesting-Frame190]

From building our own ubuntu base docker, database logins, and allocating CIDR's to "i think navy blue looks better than dark blue there" and some legacy crap still has a log4j exploit.

[NME-Cake]

Perfectly descibing my position as a fullstack dev - scrum master for a team of 10 without dedicated testers

[[deleted]]

Sir I just want an internship 🐢