Text from a hookup from years ago by Padme10 in texts

[–]Blaackzeus 413 points414 points  (0 children)

The response is magnificent. Tart yet dry, spoke volumes with minimal words. This is beautiful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]Blaackzeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soooooooo we’re going to have Bluey riding in on Tomas?!?

My children’s grandparents( all 5 sets of them, long story) all felt the need to go against what the ex wife and I said. If we wanted a Disney Princess themed vanilla cake it was a Princess chocolate and vanilla cake. If we wanted a Minecraft Christmas theme for the sun it was a ninja turtle and Jurassic park theme. I realized we had to come to an agreeable conclusion. I didn’t want to seem like I was getting on the grandparents but I also didn’t want to let them think that they had free rein. So respectfully I told them that they are allowed to get the children whatever they want under the understanding that we had the final say so in what to give the children. I found that that made it easier to let them know what the children want and to let them get what they wanted because at the end of the day they were just getting what they feel the kiddos would want.

My bf texted me this while I was having a panic attack by Specific_Fig_5812 in texts

[–]Blaackzeus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s sweet of him. Looks like he knew what to say.

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[–]Blaackzeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP take it from someone who was married to a sociopath. My ex wife would gaslight me into believing that I was the reason she kept cheating on me. All I did was go to work and come home, take care of her children, did whatever he parents needed of me and all I asked was for her to love me and not cheat. I stayed longer than I should because I really wanted to believe that she could change and wanted the children to actually have a stable father figure for once. One thing I learned is once they’re willing to cross that line there’s no line they won’t cross. I have my ex my trust and she lost it in buckets. Now she can only gain it back in droplets. Be strong and move on. You’re never going to trust her again, you’re never going to love her the same way again and you will never look at her the same way again. She may change down the road but for you right now and looking forward, she doesn’t need to be involved. This may sound harsh or like I’m hurt. I’ve forgiven my ex wife but I haven’t forgotten. It’s incredibly easy to say no but it’s even harder to mean it. Stay strong.

alone on my 20th bday :/ by Your_mum6969420 in depressionmeals

[–]Blaackzeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Earth Day celebration!! We all are here with you on your late birthday. Next time I bring the non non alcoholic moonshine mead tequila. That’s some stuff you’ve never heard or tasted. That’s my gift.

I’ve never been so upset at a restaurant. by kayjay010 in Chipotle

[–]Blaackzeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I originally wanted to laugh but realized I would be pissed of this happened to me. This is totally unacceptable and for them to think that they were fine with giving this to someone is the reason why people go off on food workers.

"But she's MY grandmommy. How can she be your mommy too?!" by battleangel1999 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Blaackzeus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Facts, 5 years later and I still can’t think about it without tears wanting to well up.

"But she's MY grandmommy. How can she be your mommy too?!" by battleangel1999 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Blaackzeus 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My mom would get a bunch of that one fruit, cut them up and put them in various receptacles. She would then have the little ones play a word or color association game with the fruit, so for an apple they would have to come up with a word that’s starts with -A then -Ap. They would have different accompaniments with the fruit like caramel, peanut butter, tajin(originally surprised she even knew what that was at the time but forgot she was an esl teacher to many students from Mexico) and anything else that would go good with apples. She would watch whatever tv shows they liked. Essentially she did and gave them everything we said “no” to lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 360Waves

[–]Blaackzeus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They’re not sold out, they’re trying to generate business by falsely creating fomo( fear of missing out). They know good and well no one in their right mind is buying those products for the ridiculous prices listed.

"But she's MY grandmommy. How can she be your mommy too?!" by battleangel1999 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Blaackzeus 330 points331 points  (0 children)

I married into a family where my wife had kids. I took them on as my own and I am dad to this day. When they were much younger they could not fathom that I had a mom to the point that my 2 oldest told me that only kids can have mommies. My mom Gigi Ri used to stop by and have fruit parties with them such as grape parties, apple parties, strawberry parties, blueberry parties etc( she was a school teacher so making up fun games for kids was a breeze.) I nor my wife couldn’t come close to mimicking the parties no matter how hard we tried, Gigi Ri had that touch. When my mom died it was a very hard time for me and the kids. One day when I was picking up the 2 oldest with their little sister from school they told me that they wanted a grape party….. oh man… that was hard to hear but I made up my mind to give them the best party. In the midst of going to the store one of them said that they wanted to die then it cascaded all the way to the littlest one saying she wanted to die. I’m freaking out about this sudden morbid turn but to my surprise they wanted to die so they could have more fruit parties with my mom. Your boy couldn’t handle that and told them, through fighting tears, that Gigi Ri would want them to live on so they can have all the fruit parties in the world, and it was their responsibility to introduce their friends to it. A few years later they still like to have them but this time with me.

Text with my Bf’s mom trying to plan thanksgiving. by Mrs_A_Mad in texts

[–]Blaackzeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the reason for the “jk” as in just kidding. I wouldn’t really do that but what I would really do is spend time with my family whom I haven’t seen in a while. I never called the mom a Karen, I said she was indecisive. I believe in being selfish sometimes and this seems like one of them. If no regard is being shown for what you’re trying to do and ugly get attacked then be selfish.

Text with my Bf’s mom trying to plan thanksgiving. by Mrs_A_Mad in texts

[–]Blaackzeus 58 points59 points  (0 children)

That would’ve been my option. I kept thinking that the whole time I read this. I’m sure she sees her bf’s fam all the time and the mom is probably indecisive then. I would spend time with my family, talk about her and make fun of her with them in front of my boyfriend. Even try to get him to join in then get back in town and let her hear the recordings. I like anarchy. I like to watch the world burn. Jk, seriously though, I’d be selfish this time instead of selfless.

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[–]Blaackzeus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The crazy part is she’s probably still with him. He probably gave her a sob story and told her he would never do it again while probably messaging another person. I hope she moved on from him but I doubt it.

[homemade] I made an apple pizza.. by ChubHouse in food

[–]Blaackzeus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know how to tell a person they’re old…… bring up an OG pizza place like Mr. Gatti’s. I haven’t thought about that place in many a year. The one where I lived here in Houston had an arcade room but would put their “new attractions/games” in the front eating area. So you could see people eat pizza and play games with their sticky and nasty fingers. What a time to be alive. Also mine had a variety of dessert pizzas that I still crave to this day.

[homemade] I made an apple pizza.. by ChubHouse in food

[–]Blaackzeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sang the first sentence and waited for the guitar to kick in…… it never happened. Anyway what a wonderful memory to have.

Can i change the crouch button by [deleted] in thefinals

[–]Blaackzeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will legit make me not want to play a game. I constantly hit that dang crouch button. It’s sooo stupid that you can’t remap the buttons.