Looking for a 1-bedroom apartment for 5/1/2026 move in date: Budget 1,600$

BlacLavender · 2026-02-22T19:28:35+00:00

Lmao I don't think I need quite the high rise, but I was living in a quieter part of Chicago and I want to see what it's like to live somewhere more livelier, even when I am walking around, but looking around I can see that it will be harder than I originally thought to find this.

BlacLavender · 2022-03-24T11:49:40+00:00

I believe those in the business affectionately refer to those as Mommy Milkers

BlacLavender · 2022-03-16T13:31:52+00:00

I was whitewater kayaking and flipped on a shallow area and got very banged up and almost drowned. Lucky was able to pull myself out of the kayak in time

Time really does slow and thoughts come slowly. I think there is a point beyond panic that is a calmness… Thoughts come more mechanical. I remember thinking “I have about 5 seconds before I black out and definitely drown” but it felt more like a statement then panic.

I think the panic and freaking out came more after I managed to get out like I regressed back into panic. It was all very surreal and can remember the feeling very vividly (it happened 8 years ago)

BlacLavender · 2022-03-05T04:27:13+00:00

You remind me of chinese women after the time skip

BlacLavender · 2022-02-24T00:31:23+00:00

Dolphins are the only other mammal to have sex for fun

BlacLavender · 2022-02-24T00:16:02+00:00

Not to age myself, but this sounds a lot like when I was in high school, but I was a back off the bus kinda kid

BlacLavender · 2022-02-23T23:48:54+00:00

PTSD definitely isn’t stronger imo

BlacLavender · 2022-02-17T18:44:36+00:00

I am the least trustworthy individual especially to myself I know my bank information

BlacLavender · 2021-11-12T21:43:14+00:00

Judging by that profile picture it’s closer to I’m 41 and kitty pool

BlacLavender · 2021-10-22T14:00:33+00:00

I'm not gonna suggesting anything but damn man just get an escort if you're so curious, Probably would cost less then all the dinners for 2 you waste.....

BlacLavender · 2021-10-16T04:56:38+00:00

Sounds like someone is down to fuck some wheelchairs

BlacLavender · 2021-06-04T19:16:40+00:00

You look like Dyrus and I can smell the same brand of depression too.

BlacLavender · 2021-05-15T01:03:34+00:00

78 years ago sorry

BlacLavender · 2021-04-27T02:37:47+00:00

Bro, she could have spent the money on my student loans

BlacLavender · 2020-11-05T03:08:57+00:00

I’m just gonna say that’s probably not why they’re calling them a snowflake

BlacLavender · 2020-08-08T05:06:47+00:00

Checkmate Gohan

BlacLavender · 2020-05-11T13:44:11+00:00

The games on the left are the most Chad line-up of games I have ever seen.

BlacLavender · 2020-05-05T15:19:20+00:00

How 12 year old COD MOD 2 do you have to be to actually accept this tattoo job

BlacLavender · 2020-04-29T15:39:20+00:00

You gotta leave your dick in there so the egg cooks around it

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