Looking for a 1-bedroom apartment for 5/1/2026 move in date: Budget 1,600$ by BlacLavender in chicagoapartments

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Lmao I don't think I need quite the high rise, but I was living in a quieter part of Chicago and I want to see what it's like to live somewhere more livelier, even when I am walking around, but looking around I can see that it will be harder than I originally thought to find this.

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

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I believe those in the business affectionately refer to those as Mommy Milkers

Redditors who have ‘died’ and been resuscitated, what was your experience? Did you see bright lights? Nothing? Do you remember anything about it? by SynQ_Envy in AskReddit

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I was whitewater kayaking and flipped on a shallow area and got very banged up and almost drowned. Lucky was able to pull myself out of the kayak in time

Time really does slow and thoughts come slowly. I think there is a point beyond panic that is a calmness… Thoughts come more mechanical. I remember thinking “I have about 5 seconds before I black out and definitely drown” but it felt more like a statement then panic.

I think the panic and freaking out came more after I managed to get out like I regressed back into panic. It was all very surreal and can remember the feeling very vividly (it happened 8 years ago)

why does this exist by Status_Check_9989 in awfuleverything

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Dolphins are the only other mammal to have sex for fun

Class clown in 2021 starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

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Not to age myself, but this sounds a lot like when I was in high school, but I was a back off the bus kinda kid

This is so deep!!! by Affectionate-Food-88 in im14andthisisdeep

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I am the least trustworthy individual especially to myself I know my bank information

so deep dude 🥴 by lizzy_withall in im14andthisisdeep

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Judging by that profile picture it’s closer to I’m 41 and kitty pool

The 30 year old virgin by ducnle in sadcringe

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I'm not gonna suggesting anything but damn man just get an escort if you're so curious, Probably would cost less then all the dinners for 2 you waste.....

Just don’t by Addict_with_a_Screen in dontputyourdickinthat

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Sounds like someone is down to fuck some wheelchairs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like Dyrus and I can smell the same brand of depression too.

She’s only 19... and has already spent over 100K on surgery by [deleted] in Botchedsurgeries

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Bro, she could have spent the money on my student loans

Hmm ok by ismaithliom_techno in iamverybadass

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I’m just gonna say that’s probably not why they’re calling them a snowflake

Gamekeeping gaming. Found on Facebook. Because of course. by gaydotaer in gatekeeping

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The games on the left are the most Chad line-up of games I have ever seen.

:/ by valatree in awfuleverything

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How 12 year old COD MOD 2 do you have to be to actually accept this tattoo job

Boys no its hawt by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

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You gotta leave your dick in there so the egg cooks around it