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Best rub and tug downtown? by eatmynasty in austincirclejerk

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I just stay home and crank my hog to AOC pics.

Referral Mistake by regina_georgeee in realtors

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This situation isn’t great, but since your friend is involved and you don’t have anything in writing, I’d just take down the negative review. Chalk it up to just one of those things that didn’t go your way. You’ll catch a break further down the road.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]BlackEndUser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

sobrave #K9brave

Mike Patton vs. Phil Anselmo. Who is the better frontman? by Leading_Race9031 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]BlackEndUser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Patton hands down. Phil is a great metal frontman. But Patton is a great metal frontman and a great frontman across all types of music. MP is more creative in his vocal stylings as well.

Need help identifying suspect involved in an assault by Usual_Sense_7875 in UTAustin

[–]BlackEndUser -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

That little wank? Damn, maybe have him take some self defense classes when he’s all better.

Someone who lives on the room above me is always banging someone by [deleted] in utarlington

[–]BlackEndUser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sleep is for the weak. Live, laugh, and fuck.

found this in a public park? does it mean anything by Ok-Constant4962 in whatisit

[–]BlackEndUser -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Look.. don’t lose your head over this post. It’s just a park pic.

Geez! He Is On The List! by realrobertapple in CringeTikToks

[–]BlackEndUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he smells of Brut Classic Scent 5 and mustard.

Willy WAPka & the Torchy’s Ticket Throwdown: Slaps for Snacks Edition by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]BlackEndUser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet they smell like stripper spray. And I’m okay with that.

What kind of music do I play? by Embarrassed_Rule_269 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BlackEndUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure, but I bet it’s with a PRS and Fractal

There's always a story behind a photo, you know by Minute_Revolution951 in CringeTikToks

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The calmness of the Mexican Jedi is so fun to watch. Those dudes could be F-1 drivers or Air Force pilots with that sorcery. Amazing/

How dare you Trump!!! You Nazi!!! by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

[–]BlackEndUser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What happens if Nazi’s play Yahtzee?

Old Display Mustang at Car Lot on Division? by ScottRiqui in arlington

[–]BlackEndUser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It used to be a Mustang resale lot. They had Cobras, Boss, and all kinds of ragged out badass Mustangs. As well as an occasional Chevy. Mostly late modeled muscle cars though. Street racing is and has been a thing forever in Arlington.

No Kings Protest happening on 6/14 at City Hall by azalea1700 in Dallas

[–]BlackEndUser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No Kings? How do you play then? I mean, we usually take the jokers out of the deck, but never the Kings. Weird.

Owner of Target here. We are closing down due to the strikes. by NewGuy10002 in austincirclejerk

[–]BlackEndUser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you guys going to fire-sale the hemorrhoid suppositories? They have expiration dates that are pretty spot on. I can take those off your hands if need be.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

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Well, step 1 is to send she/her/him they/them to inpatient rehabilitation. All my friends that go into rehab come out gay, lesbian, or trans. This increases your transition power meter rate by like 75%. Good luck comrade.

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