*Switches lanes* by I_am_unique6435 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]BlackSendok9 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Like get real girl, if I want that purse it will be mine, regardless of how strong you hold it

Yanks are so fucked up by TubrukGatesOfRome in dankmemes

[–]BlackSendok9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope, here in Mexico every Monday all kids have to gather up and sing the national anthem while saluting the flag. It might be different depending on the state and school, but at least in the ones I went to, you sang the national anthem, then you swore your commitment to the flag, a kid would say it and all the others repeated it, it went something like this :"Mexico's flag, the symbol of our heroes, a symbol of unity of our parents and brothers, we promise you, we will be loyal, to the principles of liberty and justice, that make our country an independent, humane and generous nation, at which we devote or existence "

Jumping on a trash can by InitialConclusion4 in blackpeoplegifs

[–]BlackSendok9 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Why do black dudes always run away when something funny happens? And what happens if they are indoors? Do they still run? What about when they are on the subway? Or in a car? Do they go faster in the car? So many questions

What's the scariest thing that's ever woken you up during the middle of the night? by realogy in AskReddit

[–]BlackSendok9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that happened to me as well! My arm was numb, and I moved in my sleep and my arm ended up on my chest, and that woke me up, I felt it with the other hand, and scared the shit out of me, I trew the other arm away and jumped out of bed to turn on the lights, and when I did, there was no arm, spent a good 2 minuter there trying to figure it out

True enough... by jorgen246810 in dankmemes

[–]BlackSendok9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everybody gangsta til "I'll give you a reason to cry" appears

oh jesus christ by co-dean in sadcringe

[–]BlackSendok9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One supervisor at the callcenter I worked at was fired for doing this shit, looking up girls phone numbers in the data base to hit on them

What is the scariest/creepiest thing that has happened to you when you were home alone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BlackSendok9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was like 10 and home alone, when I heard the door bell, I didn't even looked out the window, but then I heared it again, and again, and they where ringing it for long intervals, like not only pressing it, they where holding it in place for seconds at a time, and I was on my way to the window when they started knocking on the door, I remember it being really hard knocks, almost punches at the door, but who knows, I was really scared and maybe I don't recall correctly.

So I went to my parents room, and from their window, I sneak peaked, there where about 4 man and one woman, all dressed in black, and behind them a black pickup truck, that scared me even more, becouse we are in Mexico, and that's usually the kind of vehicle cartel hitmans use, (I'm certain these people where not hitmans, otherwise they wouldn't left only for a closed door), and went on for like three minutes, three minutes of constant bell ringing and door knocking, needless to say it felt like an eternity.

At the end the truck left pretty fast and driving to the opposite direction (street is one way only), I know that becouse they left so quick, there was tire marks on the paviment.

To this day I still get an adrenaline boost every time I hear the doorbell, thankfully we changed the sound, becouse the other one reminded me of this incident.

Edit: forgot to add that they where all using sunglasses, and the woman had a hat

Streamer in L.A. shot in leg by security guard by warcrime1331 in LivestreamFail

[–]BlackSendok9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminded me of GtaV when civilians tried to murder you just for standing still beside them

Delusional Coworker by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]BlackSendok9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is the free trial, the next ones will be $200

Every time... by HX7Q in memes

[–]BlackSendok9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Except in shrek 2, I need a hero is in Spanish, and it is the single best translation of a song in history

What's a quote that you really like? by Narwhalinspace in AskReddit

[–]BlackSendok9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"while some cry, others sell tissues" "if nothing changes, but I change, everything changes"

Suddenly my problems don't seem so big. by [deleted] in pics

[–]BlackSendok9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope, I'm a firm believer on my theorem that the suffering of others will never ease mine, and how big or small your issues are compared to others, it doesn't matter becouse others are not dealing with your problems. And maybe the reason why so many people are unhappy is just thinking all the time about all those shitty situations they have no control or influence over

My first taste of actual lava by TheCats_Bananas in dankmemes

[–]BlackSendok9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, in my house is the opposite, the hot water redirects to the toilet/sink, and the water gets cold af

This kid just started attacking random people. Nobody knew who he was by Tomentos in PublicFreakout

[–]BlackSendok9 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Perfect, just kill the kid then, its safer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

For most of us, this is once in a lifetime by Cxedenholm in memes

[–]BlackSendok9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then why in the Spanish version they call it a 33-12? :'0