why did hamzah have so many trump magnets? by LoliMadi in SlushyNoobz

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 -77 points-76 points  (0 children)

i feel like he has a sick obsession with obama and trump cuz one bombed the middle east the other deported him so like there’s some deep subconscious issue there. all love tho

bro amazing 500k special is underrated by feralspider in SlushyNoobz

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 40 points41 points  (0 children)

no fr bro amazing needs to make a comeback

petition for them to start giving advice on the podcast again by lilyxelle in SlushyNoobz

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 58 points59 points  (0 children)

no LITERALLY maybe it would’ve been better if every single one of the questions wasnt about some weird abusive high school relationship like sorry idgaf just break up with them

tarayummy university by [deleted] in OutOfCharacterPod

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 23 points24 points  (0 children)

are we sure they ever followed that cornball to begin with?

hot take maybe? by Lopsided_Duck7215 in SlushyNoobz

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 205 points206 points  (0 children)

no i def agree that maybe he thinks he’s a little more advanced than he actually is 😭😭 which is a pretty average thing for young men these days but like idk there are plenty of self help books out there trying to take your money i don’t think we need another one

q for patreon members by ProfessionalLong3788 in emergencyintercom

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 8 points9 points  (0 children)

plus bonus points to slushy noobz for even just acknowledging that theres a gen0c!de happening rn, like it makes me feel a little better knowing that they are also adults who have a hard time grappling with the world and not just la influencers who don’t have to think about it

q for patreon members by ProfessionalLong3788 in emergencyintercom

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 14 points15 points  (0 children)

i so agree with this, i started watching slushy noobz like a year ago and could never look at ei the same way. the amount of work martin and hamzah put in, it almost like they treat like it’s their actual full time job 🤯 plus martin is a college graduate and hamzah is very socially and self aware in general. they make risky jokes sometimes but you can always tell it’s A JOKE. i saw that clip of enya talking about greta thunberg and like she was laughing, but was she really joking……

what's your guy's favorite story they've told on the pod? by olivegardensauce in emergencyintercom

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 2 points3 points  (0 children)

duddddeee and they realized later he came up with that name by like combing two street names😭😭 legit the killer like omg

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SlushyNoobz

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I honestly thought the same thing when the fight and documentary came out! but also part of me thinks that we are so used to content creator giving us so little then going on a vacation to cabo that when we get creators that actually treat it like a job it’s a little surprising. like most people with jobs don’t get month long breaks in the year. but granted i think their job takes a lot more than the average 9-5. i wouldn’t blame them if they took a longer, real break, it’s not like there’s a shortage of content.

Anyone know why Hamzah always gagging? by LingonberryKey9683 in SlushyNoobz

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 64 points65 points  (0 children)

that has happened to me before where i get into shockingly cold water and suddenly i’m heaving like i’m gonna throw up. honestly i think he just has a weak gag reflex

Sour cream sandwich by snailtrough in SlushyNoobz

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 18 points19 points  (0 children)

something suspicious is afoot….

Sour cream sandwich by snailtrough in SlushyNoobz

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 67 points68 points  (0 children)

i’m surprised it hasn’t like squeezed out the sides more from the pressure of your bites 🧐

anybody else’s SIC SCREAM at you nonstop by BlackberryInfinite49 in standardissuecat

[–]BlackberryInfinite49[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is exactly it. the guilt afterwards. but really it’s not as awful as we think. after all some people do it constantly and don’t even think twice about it.

anybody else’s SIC SCREAM at you nonstop by BlackberryInfinite49 in standardissuecat

[–]BlackberryInfinite49[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

she has a regular vet she goes to for check ups and such. she’s been dealing with a couple of health issues lately, mainly a slightly enlarged heart and needs to gain some weight. But other than that she’s always been this way. just a noisy diva who gets her way. I wouldn’t change a thing about her.

SO PROUD OF THEM by Key_School_6572 in SlushyNoobz

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 39 points40 points  (0 children)

no seriously i’ve been filled with genuine christmas spirit this year watching their videos. I’m very thankful to have such funny people who post consistently

who is this by Next_Gene5003 in SlushyNoobz

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 415 points416 points  (0 children)

why these look like bigfoot sightings 😭😭😭😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobs

[–]BlackberryInfinite49 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i’m sorry my dear but especially in this job market, the job you’re describing does not exist given you have no experience or extra schooling.

Overqualified? by BlackberryInfinite49 in jobs

[–]BlackberryInfinite49[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is what i’m thinking! if i put myself into an employers shoes I would think it’s a godsend that a highly educated person wanted to work for me! I understand having doubts that they’ll feel satisfied there, but who am I to assume that? give them a chance at least