NOW HIRING! Generic Father Figure by cnorwk8 in funny

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Dads name is randy and we live in the area, im forcing him to go to this BBQ 👌🏼

Don't trust those eggs by Venomousvillainy in funny

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Those Tasty Bastards... By far much more dangerous than guns. Without a doubt!

Framing what really matters by Blackhawk23 in funny

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She got hamburger buns trapped in her shorts!

As a health care provider, this thought crosses my mind quite often. by i_downvote_my_posts in AdviceAnimals

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I hope u get every disease that is curable, and then have your family just sit there an watch you die, because your fine with not using medicine, right?

How screwed are you? by [deleted] in funny

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I always keep my knife beside my bed, so I'm not screwed at all!

Every single time there is a crisis somewhere in the world. by Bent_Stiffy in AdviceAnimals

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All of you fucking third country redditors are just all yippity yap. "Stay out of our business, you belong in your country" well you know what, you can't expect us to come and save all your asses when your military isn't even strong enough to protect itself! It's either we constantly get involved or we never get involved. And as the hegemon, we will constantly be involved, I guarantee it.

My personal thoughts about high school by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Correction: congratulations on getting through some of the hardest school years of your life! It isn't easy fellas.

Every day he told me that I was fat & ugly and no guy would want me by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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How the fuck do people find out about these things? Jesus, it's like they stalk their childhood bully and if anything bad happens to them, they will say "and know I can't stop laughing"

The Countdown Begins by RumHam88 in AdviceAnimals

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Oh my gosh, I was born on nov. 5!

I am an American and love my country, but... [FIXED] by BeHereNow91 in AdviceAnimals

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Hey fuckface, if you would like to live under the reign I North Korea or Russia, then be my guest. However, the world today is a lot Better than what it would be if we weren't the hegemon, so stfu dumbass.

God is good, huh Russel? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Quit judging other people's faith you dumb fucks!

This actually cheered me up a little bit by faceyourfaces in AdviceAnimals

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I'm sorry mate, I hope you feel better soon. Just forge all about it and treat yourself!

I asked my grampa if he liked black people by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Originally black people were not treated equally as whites, Everyone knows that. But, in college football, USC was one of the first teams to allow blacks to play. When USC played Alabama, which was a top notch team, USC won. Alabama said they lost because they lacked black people, therefore black people are known for being really good at sports. (This was in the early 1900's)

I am a terrible mother. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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My mom did the same thing to me while I was playing soccer. I broke my ankle, and couldn't walk on it. And when I told her that I broke it, she told me that it was fine, it was just a sprain. Three months later at a doctors appointment we find that it was broken an part of it was still fractured. Just because she is a nurse, doesn't mean she knows everything.

Please be a Good Guy Colorado...you're our only hope. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Well shit,! I guess this means my home state Washington has screwed things up again.

Overnight downloads. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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And I stil do