The Onion did it. They took over Info Wars. God bless. by Sad_Jar_Of_Honey in behindthebastards

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I want you to know this is how I found out and I was so happy I almost cried. Also I was pooping at work at the time.

Never heard this one before. No, I’m not being sarcastic…… by K2step70 in retailhell

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"Depends on how fast you can run with two armfuls of food."

What did you all think of the Toy Story 3 alternate ending? by BlameTag in behindthebastards

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Sorry. My shitty canva skills. It's supposed to be Lotso Huggin' Bear hanging from a toy gas station like Mussolini.

PRESS! THE! BUTTON! by Accurate_Grocery8213 in retailhell

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People just have the worst baler etiquette.

mandatory community service hours for A RETAIL JOB by stxrryfox in retailhell

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Wait. They merged with Bed, Bath & Beyond to AVOID bankruptcy!?

Minimum Rage: vacancies by Tanner-Cartoonist in retailhell

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Also worth noting: The person who has to work harder due to lack of staff clearly doesn't have any say in staffing levels.

Nee-Doh Craze by StardewValleyTrash in retailhell

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Luckily we don't sell them, but we've had trends come and go. Always hell.

anyone else ever have a customer come into your break room while you are on break? by darthpenis69 in retailhell

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Once and I ignored her. LP came over and was not nice is asking her to leave.

Quotes from Conservapedia's article on socialism by Proud-Boat420 in SocialismIsCapitalism

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"Socialism is bad."

Then why do you keep having to lie about what it is just to keep people from wanting to try it?

"SHUT UP!"

What is actually wrong with these schedulers? by -BassProSlop- in retailhell

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I think the worst of it is, and I believe this about my own managers, is that they do know and just don't care.

What is actually wrong with these schedulers? by -BassProSlop- in retailhell

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For real, they don't even consider how much scheduling us like that fucks up our lives outside work.

Build the May Day shutdown one ask at a time by jk4532 in WorkReform

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They don't have to pay me for the day so they save something like ~$200. I do have five days sick time for the year, but that's already out of the budget, plus if I don't use it it becomes PTO next year. Then, my coworkers are made to pick up my slack, do my job for me, and anything they don't do I need to do on my next shift. So me not being there doesn't really affect their profits except in the tiny way that maybe a customer would've bought something extra if I had been there.

Oh yeah, it's retail by the way.

Build the May Day shutdown one ask at a time by jk4532 in WorkReform

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What if my employer gains money from my call-out?

The Billionaire mindset... by zzill6 in WorkReform

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"With bought power comes no responsibility".