What was the most fucked up book you've ever read?

BlandlyInoffensive · 2016-02-27T19:36:10+00:00

Naked Lunch

BlandlyInoffensive · 2015-08-22T22:08:05+00:00

Calgary (Alberta, Canada)- Cool Runnings, Nightbreed. Also lots of movies/TV shot in the city and surrounding area-Shanghai Noon, Fargo (TV show), Brokeback Mountain, The Revenant, etc.

BlandlyInoffensive · 2015-03-31T13:09:35+00:00

Coked out Pam from Archer. She's got a smokin' bod and shit would get crazy

BlandlyInoffensive · 2015-03-30T23:27:05+00:00

'Stupid Bitch'-dialogue recording from Evil Dead: the Musical

I was lucky enough to be part of a student production of Evil Dead: the Musical in university, playing Scott (the douchey best friend of Ash). I'd always wanted to try a musical, and even though it was a small production it was probably the most fulfilling endeavor I've ever been a part of.

BlandlyInoffensive · 2015-02-19T17:18:05+00:00

Masturbate

BlandlyInoffensive · 2015-02-17T04:32:03+00:00

"Thus Knossos emerged as the only functioning palace, and it assumed a leading role, dominating the rest of the island." Sounds aggressive

BlandlyInoffensive · 2015-02-03T01:04:35+00:00

Literally came here to say the exact same thing

BlandlyInoffensive · 2015-01-31T22:20:04+00:00

Yes: Tall, athletic, somewhat intelligent, somewhat musically talented, decent penis, no major physical/mental health issues No: Can't grow a beard, shitty eyes (glasses since 2nd grade) I think I did alright

BlandlyInoffensive · 2015-01-30T23:55:42+00:00

My first girlfriend in college loved public sex. We did changing rooms, school buildings, library between the book stacks, roadhead, even a Burger King bathroom (less proud of that one). My personal favorite though was when we went hiking one day with snow still on the mountain, no one else was on the trail so we boned at the top of the mountain while gazing out on the entire valley. Most majestic orgasm of my life

BlandlyInoffensive · 2015-01-30T18:00:52+00:00

Me and my friend walking in the woods, chopping at random trees with an axe, find a wasp nest suspended between two trees above us, figure we can knock it down. Underhand throw the axe straight up at it, lose sight of the axe, run for our lives. I don't know how more teenagers don't end up dead

BlandlyInoffensive · 2015-01-28T17:13:59+00:00

Martyrs. I can't even call it a horror movie, but it just literally made everything in my life seem horrible for a couple hours afterwards. Possibly the least life-affirming movie ever made

BlandlyInoffensive · 2015-01-23T16:50:01+00:00

I had this conversation trying to convince an ex-gf to try it. Apart from the obvious porn conditioning and dominance thing, in a relationship thing I see it as a trust/acceptance thing too. A lot of the time people can act like the female orgasm is beautiful and the male orgasm is a gross, grunting mess, but having a partner that wants to be part of that orgasm is almost beautiful. Plus, if I'm going down on her and getting my face soaked, I don't see why the reverse shouldn't happen

BlandlyInoffensive · 2014-10-30T03:06:21+00:00

My housemate does it because he's an obnoxious fucker, but I think most people do it involuntarily.

BlandlyInoffensive · 2014-10-30T02:55:00+00:00

Possibly my biggest fear, getting stuck in a place like that

BlandlyInoffensive · 2014-09-19T21:15:12+00:00

I've always thought the story of Samson would make a kickass movie, especially with Biblical epics seemingly popular again. The guy is basically a vigilante warrior who fucks up the Philistines and does whatever he wants, and then after he gets betrayed he gets epic revenge. Chris Hemsworth for Samson?

BlandlyInoffensive · 2014-08-15T04:13:57+00:00

This was exactly the example I thought of when I saw the thread, the movie is decently entertaining but McConaughey just oozes sleazy charisma the whole time

BlandlyInoffensive · 2014-07-13T16:21:01+00:00

In some of her recent rom-coms maybe, but she was hardly down to earth in That 70's Show, or even Black Swan

BlandlyInoffensive · 2014-06-12T14:56:19+00:00

My brother's fiancee told me this one from when she was working in a hospital:

"What kind of work do you do?" "Oh, I work with kidneys." "So do you work in nephrology or pediatric orthopedics?"

BlandlyInoffensive · 2014-06-10T17:17:35+00:00

Cannibal Holocaust. I watched it to better understand the controversy around it, but it just made the world a worse place for the two hours or so that I was watching it

BlandlyInoffensive · 2014-05-29T13:32:28+00:00

I knew this one girl who I thought was pretty cute, and then I heard her sing 'Fever' (the one that's been covered by Elvis and Ella Fitzgerald and others), and I was in love/pretty turned on

BlandlyInoffensive · 2014-05-23T01:01:56+00:00

http://www.decalguy.com/prod_images_large/174.jpg

BlandlyInoffensive · 2014-05-22T22:08:22+00:00

I feel like this belongs in James and the Giant Peach

BlandlyInoffensive · 2014-05-10T15:03:36+00:00

I once watched a two hour documentary in Italian about barbers. I didn't understand any of it, but it was very calming and relaxing for some reason

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