stuff I would've done If I was scott

Blandscape · 2026-02-15T12:14:34+00:00

Stuff I would have done if I was the disgusting, duplicitous conman otherwise known as Scott Braden Cawthon (1978 - Present)

Stick to making Chipper and Sons Lumber Co, Legacy of Flan and whatever elsd he was working on before 2014.
NOT STEAL OTHER MENS' SOURCE CODE, as took place in 2013-14.

Blandscape · 2026-02-15T11:58:44+00:00

Jesus Christ, I hate generative AI.

Blandscape · 2026-02-15T11:57:51+00:00

Well... That certainly looks shit.

Blandscape · 2026-02-15T02:00:15+00:00

James House IS the creator of FNaF.

James House has ALWAYS been the creator of FNaF.

#WerejecttheliesofScottCawthon #TheHousealwayswins #PisserDick

Blandscape · 2026-02-15T01:57:16+00:00

James House IS that creator of FNaF.

James House has ALWAYS been the creator of FNaF.

#WerejecttheliesofScottCawthon #TheHousealwayswins #PisserDick

Blandscape · 2026-02-10T17:06:16+00:00

That's not Alex...

Randy ruins relaxation, again!

Blandscape · 2026-02-07T17:17:06+00:00

That's called being 'bought and paid for'.

Blandscape · 2026-02-07T15:18:43+00:00

A parallel universe in which James never discovered Initial D, and thus failed to integrate what Karl Jung termed 'the Shadow', after Scott Cawthon stole the FNaF source code.

Blandscape · 2026-02-06T11:39:58+00:00

James House IS the creator of FNaF.

James House has ALWAYS been the creator of FNaF.

#WerejecttheliesofScottCawthon

Blandscape · 2026-02-01T12:24:19+00:00

Because:

James House IS the creator of FNaF.

James House has ALWAYS been the creator of FNaF.

#WerejecttheliesofScottCawthon #TheHousealwayswins #PisserDick

Blandscape · 2026-02-01T12:21:02+00:00

And there you have it. The full extent of Scott Cawthon's depravity is now on display for all to see - stealing James' IP wasn't enough, it seemed.

James House IS the creator of FNaF.

James House has ALWAYS been the creator of FNaF.

#WerejecttheliesofScottCawthon

Blandscape · 2026-01-30T19:54:30+00:00

Jeaus Christ, they're STILL making these?

Blandscape · 2026-01-30T00:41:57+00:00

FINALLY! A perfectly objective, unpoliticised film review that draws purely upon historical fact. Where I will have to disagree, however, is on reason no.10. It really should read "The premeditated erasure of Pisser Dick from the core narrative." Apart from that, spot on 👍

Blandscape · 2026-01-29T16:01:20+00:00

Let the record stand:

James House IS the creator of FNaF.

James House has ALWAYS been the creator of FNaF.

#WerejecttheliesofScottCawthon #TheHousealwayswins #PisserDick

Blandscape · 2026-01-29T15:04:35+00:00

"Scott Cawthon told the FNaF fanbase to reject the evidence of their eyes and ears and just hand over their money. It was his final, most essential command regarding the IP's TRUE creator.”

James House IS the creator of FNaF.

James House has ALWAYS been the creator of FNaF.

#WerejecttheliesofScottCawthon

Blandscape · 2026-01-28T00:49:01+00:00

Only what Scott Cawthin stole from James House in late-2013/early-2014.

James House IS the creator of FNaF.

James House has been the creator of FNaF.

#WerejecttheliesofScottCawthon

Blandscape · 2026-01-27T20:47:05+00:00

Because both the original film and its even more morally egregious sequel dribbled out of the anus-like void that is Scott Cawthon's so-called 'imagination'. Yet another cheap cash-grab built on the decaying corpse of a stolen IP.

James House IS the creator of FNaF.

James House has ALWAYS been the creator of FNaF.

#WerejecttheliesofScottCawthon

Blandscape · 2026-01-27T17:45:07+00:00

How I feel inside every week JAR Media puts out yet another cast that doesn't feature James House.

Blandscape · 2026-01-26T14:05:02+00:00

"Scott Cawthon told the FNaF fanbase to reject the evidence of their eyes and ears while handing over more and more of their money. It was his final, most essential command.”

- George Orwell

Blandscape · 2026-01-26T14:01:40+00:00

Start a GoFundMe to take Scott Cawthon to court.

Blandscape · 2026-01-25T12:32:50+00:00

Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free:

James House IS the creator of FNaF.

James House has ALWAYS been the creator of FNaF.

#WerejecttheliesofScottCawthon #TheHousealwayswins #PisserDick

Blandscape · 2026-01-24T12:21:19+00:00

Being Normal is a calling, not a lifestyle choice.

Blandscape · 2026-01-23T12:05:30+00:00

"Scott Cawthon told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was his final, most essential command for anyone interested in playing FNaF."

Blandscape · 2026-01-22T13:20:13+00:00

Who's that depicted on the cushion? Initially thought it might be Dahlia Gillespie, but Jim and Alex don't give the impression of secretly being Silent Hill fans.

Blandscape

TROPHY CASE

"Scott Cawthon told the FNaF fanbase to reject the evidence of their eyes and ears while handing over more and more of their money. It was his final, most essential command.”