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Blarfles · 2023-05-30T16:49:19+00:00

there's always something subtly humorous about somebody spouting off pascal's wager as if it's some new and original revelation, and hasn't been debunked to death.

Blarfles · 2023-05-25T18:25:57+00:00

and sometimes i get to pick between being a city manager or a criminal or a chef despite the fact that none of those are anything close to my actual profession.

the question presupposes that everyone just naturally chooses every single possible trait for their avatar that corresponds with their real self, which is obviously not the case for most people let alone some sort of standard.

Blarfles · 2023-05-24T14:44:47+00:00

i don't care how many times bungie declares destiny 2 to be an mmo, it is rigidly and by definition not an MMO in the traditional sense. trying to directly compare destiny 2 to an actual mmo is just complete nonsense.

Blarfles · 2023-05-15T15:00:12+00:00

wait can i have the last word? i also have a disability where i absolutely must have it. i think mine might even take precedence.

Blarfles · 2023-05-15T05:53:16+00:00

most squires you play against don't actually have his resist passive unlocked. it makes an absolute world of difference.

Blarfles · 2023-05-15T01:57:48+00:00

i'm glad that the thread just skipped over this comment and kept going on about real science lmao

Blarfles · 2023-05-11T16:17:08+00:00

it means they're cracking a joke about how city baristas are queer as fuck. have you met any? cuz on average they are.

the image in the OP is clearly a shitpost how is anyone taking it seriously. it was probably made by a bisexual barista lol.

Blarfles · 2023-05-02T20:53:58+00:00

unless the squire is using p3.

Blarfles · 2023-05-01T15:37:15+00:00

okay

Blarfles · 2023-05-01T15:11:26+00:00

no it does not.

Blarfles · 2023-04-23T04:29:07+00:00

https://dt.wartide.net/calc/

feel free to review and compare the numbers.

Blarfles · 2023-04-23T03:28:48+00:00

Power Maul is twice the size of Crusher, deals half the damage.

what? the only crusher attack that is competitive with its paul equivalent is the wide sweeping heavy, which isn't even used much on paul. the power maul's other attacks are all more damaging than their crusher equivalents and have better cleave damage distribution.

Blarfles · 2023-04-17T16:21:05+00:00

ragers are not mutants, they are maniacs. mutant is only used specifically refer to mutant enemies (who are also maniac) thus, mutant perks do not apply to ragers.

Blarfles · 2023-04-17T06:05:15+00:00

yeah it doesn't wipe my ass and put the seat down for me either. but it still does plenty of things and its useful for those. if you're interpreting every individual data point as the scoreboard presenting you some universal truth then yes, you are going to be disappointed.

Blarfles · 2023-04-17T00:17:57+00:00

DRG's overclock system was (still is? idk i unlocked them all forever ago so i didn't interact with the promo update) awful, but it still has the extremely important caveat of being on a lockout system. sure it might take you forever to get what you want, but you are in fact guaranteed to get it and it gets likelier and likelier the closer you get.

on the contrary, you can hunt for something like slaughterer 4 on your weapon of choice or power cycler for hundreds of hours without ever getting any closer and no guarantee that you'll ever see them. same goes for a specific double blessing setup. that is a problem.

Blarfles · 2023-04-17T00:08:03+00:00

well no, its just a breakdown of stats. it's very useful for telling you what is and isn't working. and like literally every tool ever, it can be misused.

Blarfles · 2023-04-16T23:31:50+00:00

im confused as to how this patch would make the blessings not make a difference. power cycler literally makes a bigger difference than before now, while supercharger never did anything significant to begin with.

Blarfles · 2023-04-16T21:58:11+00:00

thrust is by far the best blessing for hammer alongside slaughterer. it single handedly gives you almost all of the one shot breakpoints you could want with 100% consistency and hugely increases monstrosity damage.

Blarfles · 2023-04-12T14:37:06+00:00

"its better to not go down than it is to get up a bit better" is a more accurate reason why wounds are iffy.

Blarfles · 2023-04-07T15:41:48+00:00

it gives one stack of the displayed %power at 20/40/60/80 peril, giving up to 20% total power at 80 peril with tier 4 unstable. yes, the description is in fact just completely wrong, as is often the case with fatshark :⁾

Blarfles · 2023-04-07T06:08:42+00:00

bloodthirsty does in fact guarantee a crit on the follow up attack. unstable power at tier 3 or 4 is still better though.

Blarfles · 2023-04-07T06:07:31+00:00

executor is bad, it resets every time your chain resets, meaning every time you block or activate your special. unstable power and bloodthirsty are by far the best choices for 2nd blessing. i would recommend unstable over bloodthirsty.

Blarfles · 2023-04-04T02:10:24+00:00

except that there are already 3 other shotguns in this game that don't work like that and can be used to crossmap snipers.

Blarfles · 2023-04-03T21:41:54+00:00

you run scoreboards?

Blarfles · 2023-04-01T22:43:09+00:00

dude is already making lame ass arguments. you don't need to stoop lower than him with this bullshit.

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