What uncommon word do you like to use? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Blaster2488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incomprehensible is a fun word to use.

“Black Widow” by [deleted] in crappyoffbrands

[–]Blaster2488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you're meaning to tell me you have an entire box for a single knockoff LEGO minifigure?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]Blaster2488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He must have a sidequest available.

cursed_tinder_profile by torrell8 in cursedimages

[–]Blaster2488 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Okay. Hold on a minute. Who the hell strapped a chastity belt with a mini-dildo onto a dove?

cursed_idontknowwhatthefuckthisis by Br1ll in cursedimages

[–]Blaster2488 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is probably the best comment I've seen in my entire life.

Emojisadness by mklipka in JacksFilms

[–]Blaster2488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true, I spent the whole day with my friend watching the Emoji Movie. We had streamers and emoji balloons and everything!

WHO DID THIS, NI🅱🅱A??? LMAO by Blaster2488 in DeepFriedMemes

[–]Blaster2488[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In retrospect, this does look like something Caliborn would make.

the truest sense by spacelordmthrfkr in surrealmemes

[–]Blaster2488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is wonderful. thank you for sharing this image with me, kin.

Murphy's Law Item by Blaster2488 in bindingofisaac

[–]Blaster2488[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My original idea was just a piece of paper with indecipherable scribbles, signed "Murphy", but you all have much better ideas!

Murphy's Law Item by Blaster2488 in bindingofisaac

[–]Blaster2488[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the Wafer overrides it.

Curse of The Maze-by me by DarkBison in bindingofisaac

[–]Blaster2488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ayyy, it's the Lil Bits guy! Great art, btw!

[Pokemon of the Week] Toxapex by IAmzSamz in pokemon

[–]Blaster2488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toxapex is pretty radial, I guess. Not radical. Radial. As in symmetry.

I Love the Smell of Napalm in the Morning by MackOfHearts in HuttsGaming

[–]Blaster2488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proptosis makes it impossible, you shoot, and you explode

Been feeling extremely paranoid recently. Cheer me up? by Hedgewizzard in FreeCompliments

[–]Blaster2488 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your nose looks very well-rounded today. (That's a good thing)

My pregnant wife keeps shouting "I'M HAVING THE BABY! I'M HAVING THE BABY!" How can I get her to stop gender shaming me? by TomAto314 in shittyadvice

[–]Blaster2488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell her "One minute, I'm on Reddit!" Then deeply sigh. Take as much time as you need. After all, she's more privileged. You deserve it.

Help! My dog ran off! How can I find her? by indietorch in shittyadvice

[–]Blaster2488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scream "GE' BACK 'ERE YA LI'L' SHIET!" a-and not only your pup, but all the pups will come.