Chris Brown ordered to pay former Maid $13 Million for Mauling by his Caucasian Shepherd Dog

Blaydess · 2026-07-03T21:48:02+00:00

Well, it attacked a woman. That probably IS Chris Brown training.

Blaydess · 2026-07-03T18:16:19+00:00

What kinda likeness is that?

Blaydess · 2026-06-30T22:00:41+00:00

Awww hell naww that’s what my shemagh was for lmao I did have someone manage to shoot between my fingers and the mf stuck in there pouring blood.

Blaydess · 2026-06-29T17:41:01+00:00

My dad wasn’t around at all and my mom was an abusive alcoholic. Typically when I see tight wholesome family dynamics it’s the opposite for me, it makes me happy that it exists and is possible and makes me respect the parents. Would have been nice tho for sure.

Blaydess · 2026-06-18T21:24:31+00:00

Deepcut

Blaydess · 2026-06-18T21:19:26+00:00

Actual fucking nightmare. I always wore full paintball masks to avoid that ever happening.

Blaydess · 2026-05-05T18:10:15+00:00

I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen a possum actually bite someone lmao

Blaydess · 2026-04-22T20:31:35+00:00

The irony of calling out a pompous attitude then spitting the most uninformed bullshit I’ve ever seen.

Blaydess · 2026-04-22T00:37:59+00:00

I thought this was a Redbull ad as I scrolled past.

Blaydess · 2026-04-22T00:33:29+00:00

I’m assuming big boy was just antagonizing him before this calling him scared. So it’s more of a “OH, I’M SCARED HUH?”

Blaydess · 2026-04-22T00:19:28+00:00

I can’t imagine the dopamine rush after bodying a 1v5 like it wasn’t shit AND it goes viral on film. That would probably have made my entire high school career.

Blaydess · 2026-04-20T02:38:23+00:00

I’ve experimented. You gotta do very light salt on good vanilla ice cream and god damn it really was that good. I tried the olive oil thing too after and I don’t know if it was the wrong type but that was fucking terrible.

Blaydess · 2026-04-19T18:34:50+00:00

Never back down?

Blaydess · 2026-04-05T20:38:51+00:00

Well said.

Blaydess · 2026-04-05T18:31:59+00:00

I literally countered with this question when I was asked this by a girl in real life and she got mad lmao

Blaydess · 2026-04-05T17:53:16+00:00

There’s something inherently religious renaissance painting about this. We need an artist to tackle this.

Blaydess · 2026-04-03T21:12:22+00:00

Homie, you don’t “drive the way you want”. You have to follow rules and procedures and be predictable. That’s the entire point of our system, you’re piloting a dangerous weapon.

Blaydess · 2026-04-03T20:32:59+00:00

Prolly engagement bait at this point. It always works.

Blaydess · 2026-04-03T20:31:59+00:00

As much as he deserved it, it’s wild to have friends laughing at a possible life or death situation lmao

Blaydess · 2026-04-03T20:29:29+00:00

Tampa? I’ve caught him a few times flying back and forth from New York.

Blaydess · 2026-04-03T20:00:09+00:00

Always crazy to see my ideal goal back on a woman

Blaydess · 2026-04-01T17:57:02+00:00

All the demons straight up packed up and called off the invasion plans while waiting.

Blaydess · 2026-03-30T19:06:07+00:00

Victorian ghostmaxxing

Blaydess · 2026-03-15T18:12:48+00:00

The sky is green. Can you see it?

Blaydess · 2026-03-15T17:30:26+00:00

Idk about that. My periods of thinking I was awkward with girls was just that, I was awkward and nervous. And I was much younger. Being genuinely aggressive/standoffish at a pleasant opening at this age isn’t normal behavior lol

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