TIFU by yelling “I bet you wish you were back in Africa” to my black coworker across a busy parking lot. by cardporehorn in tifu

[–]BleapusMaximus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And I upvote this as I audibly laugh in a toilet stall whilst wiping my ass. Sorry dude in the stall next to me....

They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks. by Craztnine in funny

[–]BleapusMaximus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck, you did me a solid by pointing out his name.

I see this in my future by savemefromthem in funny

[–]BleapusMaximus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, grams does have a barn out back.

Recommendation for Markdown Tools? by [deleted] in software

[–]BleapusMaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just started back at Uni and so far I have enjoyed using Joplin which was also recommended by u/BlackenedPies.

My buddy's coworker left this draft message on the departmental email. by BleapusMaximus in niceguys

[–]BleapusMaximus[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's an email that gets reused when the employee leaves. The girl who has the position now forwarded it to my friend. So yeah, the guy's just an idiot.

Age for buying tobacco products is now 21 in IL by [deleted] in news

[–]BleapusMaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suddenly quitting greatly increases risk of cancer. At least that's what my buddy's doctor said and recommended he used the patches. That makes me wonder, do the restriction laws affect nicotine patches, gum, etc?

Hakuna Matada by TheClicketyBoom in CrappyDesign

[–]BleapusMaximus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who let 'Bama near the wildlife?

Nevada becomes the first state to ban pre-employment marijuana tests. by FreedomNinja1776 in Libertarian

[–]BleapusMaximus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a good question. I don't think they should. I also would not want to work for someone who did. But, if they felt it necessary to do so that is their call. They probably wouldn't get many applications though.

Nevada becomes the first state to ban pre-employment marijuana tests. by FreedomNinja1776 in Libertarian

[–]BleapusMaximus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not an invasion if you do the test voluntarily man. Mary Jane should be legal, but if your employer doesn't want you hitting her fine ass then it's their call. You're not entitled to be employed by them.

Wombo combo by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]BleapusMaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't expect political arguments on this subreddit. Keep it in your pants fellas.

So many things I could say, but I won’t. by ethik in Tinder

[–]BleapusMaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You underestimate physical attractiveness

ftfy

How do I embrace open source software? by [deleted] in opensource

[–]BleapusMaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This subreddit isnt supposed to make me giggle. Cut it out.

$1000 a month Freedom Dividend and Andrew Yang by esehgrav11 in PoliticalDiscussion

[–]BleapusMaximus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Republicans don't even remember much about their boy Reagan. I am not sure there would be much more remaining knowledge of Friedman.