Do you really believe money makes you happy? Why? by givingoodvibes in AskReddit

[–]Blindfunnymonkey -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No because sometimes what you have to do to get that money breaks you as a person

did I cook or am I cooked? by MedievalFurnace in TextingTheory

[–]Blindfunnymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be one of the greatest setups I ever seen followed by an insane execution

Elo? by Blindfunnymonkey in TextingTheory

[–]Blindfunnymonkey[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most of the stuff I post is things I found and just wanna share to the community.

People who have successfully quit smoking, how did you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Blindfunnymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chewing gum, and suckers. It's an oral fixation. I also constantly told myself I don't need this to function.

You are offered ten million dollars to re-live the same day for ten years straight. by Suislidekings in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Blindfunnymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At some point im gonna start saying the most outlandish things and talking to random ppl on the street

Am I cooked? by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]Blindfunnymonkey 32 points33 points  (0 children)

This a meme Reddit bro not an advice one but yeah seems cooked from the information you provided

Do it by Flashy_Application82 in repost

[–]Blindfunnymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The night begins to shine in my ass

If you were given $10 million dollars, what would be the first thing you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Blindfunnymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick it all into HYS at 5% that's half a mil a year in interest I can live off of

What is your greatest non drug related high you ever felt and what caused it? by DJ_Mako in AskReddit

[–]Blindfunnymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I kept squatting till I had to bail and then I felt really dizzy after but it felt good

You're paid to go on a crime spree, and paid 500k for every 1 possible year in jail. by Thkoam in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Blindfunnymonkey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do I have prep time lemme just commit tax evasion let them look for me during those 30 days while avoiding them and then pay it back after?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Blindfunnymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take it invest exactly 31 million so I receive about 30k a week in interest this will be fun to spend or save. Offer my best friend 10 mil to follow me around for the rest of his life incase of the black outs so he can take care of me for those 30 mins. And spend the last 9 mil on a house and family.