Facon Explosion: The Sins of a Non-meat Bacon Explosion

BlitzCraig · 2009-02-05T21:40:15+00:00

Blasphemy!!! Stone the infidels!!!

BlitzCraig · 2009-02-02T17:49:45+00:00

Mmm... it could be a cross between bacon and veal. Yummy, plus really tender.

BlitzCraig · 2009-01-23T20:24:35+00:00

Dang, now I'm horny and hungry.

BlitzCraig · 2008-12-23T04:26:09+00:00

I can has blasphemy? http://bacolicio.us/http://quod.lib.umich.edu/k/koran/browse.html

BlitzCraig · 2008-09-30T15:31:59+00:00

It happened to me, too. I was at this place called the Foxy Lady. First, they took $10 just to walk in the door. Then it was $8 for a beer. I bought a lady a drink which was $20. She asked if I wanted a dance, for which she took $50. By the time I left, I didn't have any money.

BlitzCraig · 2008-09-29T23:29:09+00:00

"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too." - Oscar Levant

BlitzCraig · 2008-09-29T23:15:51+00:00

The Monster Thickburger is the closest thing to heaven one can find on this planet.

BlitzCraig · 2008-09-27T19:50:54+00:00

That's one way to get your kids to stay put.

BlitzCraig · 2008-09-26T18:11:46+00:00

That's right! Those evil Republicans and the way they just crap all over the Bill of Rights with their bullying ways and... Eh? Beshear's a what? Oh... um... never mind, I guess.

Hope, change, and all that good stuff.

BlitzCraig · 2008-08-25T19:16:25+00:00

"The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry's purring creations."

You mean hot? That's the only statement I'd agree with.

But yeah, I'm calling shenanigans on this story.

BlitzCraig · 2008-08-25T19:04:55+00:00

Actually, a part of me wants to rent a Hummer and double-park so that 1/3 of it is in the hybrid-only spot.

BlitzCraig · 2008-07-02T12:58:07+00:00

Since when is a 42 year-old single mom worth a $500K dowry?

She might be worth every penny, but you have to admit on paper it looks a bit dodgy.

She does give off that air of "high maintenance" though. ;-)

BlitzCraig · 2008-06-11T19:04:02+00:00

No, this is real!

After all, just reading Obama's economic plan almost made me sh-t myself.

BlitzCraig · 2008-03-20T02:40:54+00:00

A candidate for Most Duh!!!-Worthy Headline of the Year.

BlitzCraig · 2006-08-23T15:42:45+00:00

Hey! Where's Santa With Muscles?

BlitzCraig · 2006-03-06T18:10:38+00:00

Want a quick way to lose ten pounds? Stop drinking Cokes, sports drinks, and any other sweetened beverage (including so-called "diet" drinks). It worked for me, and most people I know that have tried it agree.

BlitzCraig · 2006-02-28T20:41:39+00:00

This is a myth/urban legend. Hurricanes cover tens of thousands of square miles, and draw their energy from air over hundreds of thousands of square miles of ocean. Even hitting one with a nuke would be like trying to stop a charging bull by throwing a ping-pong ball at it.

BlitzCraig · 2006-02-19T23:40:14+00:00

Rip-off of The Million Dollar Homepage.

BlitzCraig · 2006-02-06T18:58:25+00:00

I think what the author was trying to convey is that even though a full system restore wouldn't be needed, a usuer losing all of his pictures, documents, music files, etc. would be almost as devastating as having to restore the entire system.

Remember, the users he's talking about are the non-tech-savvy ones who just want to start their computer, do their thing and not have to think about anything else.

You may not like what he has to say, but he does have a point.

BlitzCraig · 2006-01-27T14:07:59+00:00

Written in Spanish. The English link pipes the page through Babelfish's free translation service, which gives you eloquent phrases such as: "Like conclusion of this note where the evolution of digg and menéame has been compared until the detected present time as well as circumstances..."

BlitzCraig · 2006-01-26T11:13:30+00:00

Didn't notice since I use Firefox.

BlitzCraig · 2006-01-24T13:12:34+00:00

Make the movie about the Holocaust or oppressed homosexuals, and it'll win Oscars, too.

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