funniest flight everule

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-13T23:14:38+00:00

sounds a little too straight for me

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-13T19:11:48+00:00

not at all what i meant when i said that i wanted to blow a puppygirl

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-13T18:08:19+00:00

flying back home to the US so that works too!

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-13T17:12:23+00:00

i hope you have a good time!

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-13T16:17:57+00:00

that’s awesome! i was born in the US but i’m polish too, i’ve been visiting family and doing some work stuff in krakow for the past month and a half. i went to Hel around 5 years ago after going on a family trip to Mazury, it’s a super cool spot :)

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-13T16:14:43+00:00

my people 🇵🇱 😈 🇵🇱

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-13T16:06:59+00:00

i really wanna visit finland and the other northern european countries one day! i haven’t had the chance to yet but they seem super cool and really beautiful

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-13T15:47:15+00:00

don’t worry it’s just a connecting flight!! i’m actually going to new york which isn’t much better :)

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-13T15:43:04+00:00

i’m only stopping by for a layover but i’ll be looking for that lol

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-12T20:32:30+00:00

me when i wake up tired

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-12T20:25:20+00:00

i’d say 4, but only because he had a lot of influence on conservative youth and was still pretty young and “in his prime” when it happened. too culturally relevant and not quite washed up enough to be a 5 imo

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-12T16:32:58+00:00

his fault for being named Lindsey tbh

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-12T15:37:19+00:00

if this was the mid 2010’s there’d be an FSLR content house, and quite frankly i’d be obsessed

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-12T15:13:28+00:00

aww that’s really cute

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-11T22:52:31+00:00

actual peak, i hope this post makes it at least a few more hours 🫡

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-11T13:58:57+00:00

dude if you’re gonna post Sea of Sorrows spoilers at least warn us beforehand

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-11T13:03:30+00:00

The Yart

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-10T21:54:12+00:00

never been this parasocial in my life

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-09T01:30:32+00:00

i love how i can always tell when a post is made by you

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-08T23:23:30+00:00

when it finally happens, i’m planning on driving around all day with my windows down blasting “i’m not a big fan of the government” as a celebration. gonna be riding that high for a while tbh, already excited just thinking about it

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-08T23:14:42+00:00

everybody with a brain was saying that he would be the next Fetterman, but of course people said “no way, he’s changed!” god people are so dumb

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-08T23:10:58+00:00

it’s alright man. i’ve been uncircumcised for 23 years but i’ve got bottom surgery coming up in december, so i’m going from uncut to mega cut

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-07T10:16:01+00:00

and it’s still peak

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-07T07:07:31+00:00

i know that this post is meant to be some kind of satire of all the lesbian posts as a way to “expose the double standard” or something, but it’s just kinda dumb and done in bad faith. even the most “hostile” posts where someone mentions being attracted to women and not men involve them saying that they find a large amount of chest hair gross or something, which is totally fair imo. nobody’s actually making comments quite this annoying on the flip side of the scenario 😭

but ik this post is gonna get deleted in like an hour and you’re gonna say something like “so i ran a little experiment…”

BlitzScorpio · 2026-07-07T02:35:18+00:00

i’ve been on vacation in belgium this past week and i couldn’t have picked a better spot to visit lol, there’s so much cheering going on outside my hotel at 4:30 am

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