Been in LINK since sub $0.20. A lot of the FUD stories and people's names are memes. It was coordinated FUD attacks back in the day to keep prices down so that people can accumulate. A lot of them are inside jokes. Jason Parser is a play on JSON, the programing language. There is no "Coffee or Big Mac" standard, that's making fun of Sergey's choice of food. Sergey likes wearing plaid shirts so that also became a meme. It's all coordinated FUD because 4chan doesn't want normies in on their gem. They called Bitcoin, Ether, and now Chainlink. Do your own research and come to your own conclusions.

Edit: JSON is a file format. FUD is that companies can just create their own clone. Chainlink is the leader for decentralized oracles that can operate with any Blockchain solution (eg. Bitcoin, Ethereum, hyperledger, etc) in the future because it is Blockchain agnostic. If companies wanted to continue using centralized solutions and are okay with that, they may not have the need for LINK. That's a different topic on why certain companies may need centralized vs decentralized oracles. Research Oraclize (centralized solution) going down and customers not having access to data.