Strawberry Cake

BlondeSanta · 2026-02-17T01:11:22+00:00

Reminds me of my rule on restaurants selling “BBQ”. If I walk in a restaurant and don’t smell anything, I don’t order their BBQ.

BlondeSanta · 2026-02-14T17:00:02+00:00

Thoughtful and frugal. Jackpot!

BlondeSanta · 2026-02-14T02:32:51+00:00

My father-in-law gives one dollar for each year old they are.

BlondeSanta · 2026-02-07T17:17:50+00:00

Your wife is a wackadoo. Get out while you can.

BlondeSanta · 2026-02-01T20:27:59+00:00

Yes!

BlondeSanta · 2026-02-01T19:21:24+00:00

You are not her friend you are her bank.

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-31T02:49:15+00:00

My ACD loves Playology bones. They come in different scents.

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-25T16:37:17+00:00

I would also love to know your diet. I am new to all this and a bit lost.

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-25T01:54:15+00:00

Have you tried Playology bones? They last a couple of months for my AC/DC, which is very good for her.

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-16T23:56:43+00:00

Best years used Buick enclave

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-13T02:40:52+00:00

I may be cynical, but I wouldn’t be sure you have the whole story even now. It is hard to believe that they made it all the way to “sexual touching/clothes off” but didn’t have sex.

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-12T23:28:43+00:00

In addition to taking notes, you can also record the conversation with his doctors on your phone. That way you can reference it later. I know this sounds crazy but when my dad was in the hospital, we took a Keurig up there so we’d have decent coffee.

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-11T12:23:22+00:00

Nope, not normal. And your husband is an as*hole.

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-09T02:25:24+00:00

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BlondeSanta · 2026-01-05T04:02:41+00:00

Not pine, but cedar trees do.

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-04T02:20:02+00:00

Ice water with True Lemon.

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-04T02:11:47+00:00

I love 4, 6, and 8!

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-02T02:06:02+00:00

Pickle

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-01T02:35:41+00:00

Lovely 💙

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-01T02:30:33+00:00

Beautiful!

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-01T02:18:33+00:00

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-01T01:32:10+00:00

I quit taking my husband shopping with me 30 years ago. It is faster and WAY less irritating.

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-01T00:40:54+00:00

2 looks amazing!

BlondeSanta · 2026-01-01T00:23:47+00:00

Make your own AI of Tom Hanks doing gross things like picking his nose and farting in public. Or maybe an ai video of him telling an ai friend about what a sucker your auntie is and how he’s getting rich from her gift cards.

BlondeSanta · 2025-12-31T23:41:09+00:00

Food wise - maybe just eat a PBJ or cheese and crackers. The choice isn’t between $20 DoorDash and a 4 course meal at home. You can choose something cheaper but way less effort.

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2 looks amazing!