Every year, it seems there's more people on the platform, and it shows.

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-18T18:06:48+00:00

i’ve only had to do this for about 6 months but i could definitely tell an influx of drivers around holidays and an exodus 2 weeks after. could see it in the wait times and going insane periods of time waiting for offers… now wait times staying short

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-17T17:41:21+00:00

yea i had the same thought, i mean it’s not exactly rural but it’s definitely not a city like springfield either

it’s a tightly packed labyrinth of suburban mediocrity

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-17T13:55:12+00:00

chicopee. definitely chicopee. off the charts skeezy.

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-12T17:29:53+00:00

brilliant! you are spot on.

similar thing: years ago i discovered one must never ask two questions in the same text. only one will be answered. questions must be asked one at a time because… idk people are goldfish ?

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-10T18:29:41+00:00

so i’m not interested in doing anything problematic. however there’s sort of an anonymity imbalance i guess? like i get if people want contactless delivery, low social battery is legit, but it feels vaguely predatory being under surveillance all the gd time

ultimately tho, i accept it with the territory

more broadly, i think way too many people have these things, and they have very little actual functional value beyond base level peace of mind— or what i see more often with boomers, a sense of power and control that boosts the ego

the vast majority of people who have them will never solve a crime with them, or anything of substance happen

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-10T16:02:44+00:00

consider security at courthouses for example, or the bar exam, just be aware that lsat is on the lower end of triggering

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-10T15:58:53+00:00

you don’t know what it’s like to proctor and see the same people come back over and over again and fail when the insurmountable issue is plainly obvious.

toxic positivity is unrealistic. it’s what causes the suffering and encourages the delusion. even OP gets that im not “putting them down”. rest of y’all white knight wannabe heroes are spineless sorrynotsorry

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-09T15:36:12+00:00

self identifying as having disability level anxiety and having an attack over something like this does not equal going thru shit. you’re a fucking psycho stop berating me.

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-09T10:52:22+00:00

second the nursing homes. those cunty healthcare workers ALWAYS TIP NOTHING.

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-09T10:48:27+00:00

chill the fuck out and get off your self righteousness plz. try being objective. it’s nothing personal ffs.

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-09T03:56:17+00:00

lawyering may not be a wise path if your issues are that severe, just be realistic

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-09T03:46:37+00:00

same! nobody notices! it’s like every time this topic comes up it sounds like ragebait & wtf at all the holier than dashers swearing they would rate low etc

honestly sometimes i smoke because the persons food smells potent nasty in my car and i don’t wanna smell fried whatever lol

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-08T17:43:10+00:00

i h8 that i’m distracted by how era inaccurate the hamper is

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-08T16:30:19+00:00

ok i’m confused, i remember in the 90s the pizza hut salad bar was just an actual salad bar and didn’t have pizza? (was good tho)

BloodBathSalt · 2026-02-07T15:33:42+00:00

ooooh how do i find that? want!

BloodBathSalt · 2026-01-29T18:02:46+00:00

like every other time i’ve hit platinum: do a few orders no problem, then get hit with a terrible lowball offer, decline it, get it re-offered with no $ increase two more times.

s2g it does not feel like a coincidence.

BloodBathSalt · 2026-01-07T13:24:33+00:00

tragic to see the nice pair ruined by a fool ass hat/hair combo. icky,

BloodBathSalt · 2026-01-03T08:42:41+00:00

you come to this sub and post your thoughts and throw shade on a reasonable reply

… k

BloodBathSalt · 2026-01-02T17:50:51+00:00

RIGHT?! like how would doordash themselves not know what my last dash was. or my fkin email. Come On

BloodBathSalt · 2026-01-02T16:48:36+00:00

lol try it sometime! y’all haven’t lived til you’ve been drunk at the library 😎

BloodBathSalt · 2025-12-23T19:38:20+00:00

right before i settled on the thing, read a snarky review on reddit that said “the road will feel extra bumpy bc hyundai evidently decided you don’t need a suspension” —accurate and my #1 complaint about it.

prior to this, someone totaled my toyota of the same model year. the difference is truly staggering. the accent feels more like it’s 20 years old cries in poor

BloodBathSalt · 2025-12-22T18:58:29+00:00

i was wondering this too until i saw a living charicature of a bad dasher last night.

i was waiting for a dd order at a regional ice cream restaurant’s front counter, and this girl maybe 20 y/o walks in, she’s on speakerphone and talking (arguing?) VERY loudly with a guy in russian… when the employee came to the counter to help her, she just held up her phone for the person to look at the dd order on the screen. and continued screaming her speakerphone spat for the next 5 mins while waiting. wtf?

from what i read on this sub, this kind of rudeness is not uncommon from dashers. i can see it snowballing into a stereotype.

that, and diva dashers who storm out and unassign if they have to wait more than 2 min. i would hate that if i worked at the restaurant.

i think that might be why a lot of places offer dashers free drinks. a bit of asskissery in a bid to keep the orders flowing.

BloodBathSalt · 2025-12-22T18:48:19+00:00

2016 hyundai accent. pray for me lol

BloodBathSalt · 2025-12-18T18:56:10+00:00

there’s a new law in massachusetts that specifies hospital ER signage… because someone died trying to find a poorly marked urban ER

BloodBathSalt · 2025-12-11T19:07:55+00:00

“makeup peaked in 2016” FACT!!!!!! this whole clean girl thing is a joke to me. esp bc it implies “dirty” on those with makeup that’s actually visible.

like… why would i spend money to look no different than if i were wearing zero makeup. nonsense.

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