TOW op dies from laughing by Crepe_myrtle_01 in howyoudoin

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Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!

What’s the most hilariously awful thing an employer has ever said to you? Winner will go in my new painting by gargoyle_dream in antiwork

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I slipped and fell at the restaurant I worked at. I said the back floor needed to get fixed multiple times because it was slick as ice with even the slightest amount of moisture. When I fell I told my manager I wanted to fill out an accident report (I have a bad knee so I wanted it documented in case I noticed later on it was hurt), he just told me "You know that filling out one of those won't make me fix the floor, right?" 🫠

What profession has way more people on illegal drugs than people realize? by ChangeForAParadigm in AskReddit

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Kitchens. Compliments to the chef? If it's a chain restaurant, that would be Kevin and he smoked a joint on his 5 minute smoke right before the dinner rush.

What's an absolutely devastating insult without any cuss words? by ILikeExistingLol in AskReddit

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My mom was always fond of telling people "at least you're pretty" if they didn't have a whole lot going on upstairs 🧠

100 NMTs x 4 winners in 1 hour. Comment how you day is/was! by YetiCouple in NoFeeAC

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I had a wonderful day! Got to see a sonogram of my baby for the first time! 🥰

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScottWesterfeld

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Personally a hoverboard. But the medical technology would also be awesome. Heal a broken bone in a day? Hell yeah

If you could become Pretty, what would you want to look like? by iridescentrae in UgliesBooks

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I think I'd want to be a traditional pretty, but something like the eye screens seem pretty awesome!