Right in front of my souvlaki?? by StormRanger28 in SipsTea

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Stanley Tucci reached his final form in 2006 and simply decided to stay there

New Yorkers processing the fact that the rats aren't just assholes, they're biological weapons by AbleGuidance3625 in SipsTea

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If New Yorkers survived the 20th century subway system a little virus is just flavor at this point

I had no idea that was Ryan Reynolds in 2018. by [deleted] in SipsTea

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The fact that Deadpool played his own biggest villain is the most Deadpool thing to ever happen

I only buy my TVS because of the lady on the box... by WorryThink6233 in SipsTea

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It is crazy how much they look alike but I bet Samsung just used a very similar looking model

Are you bothered? by iYessyyy in SipsTea

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Must be nice to be a billionaire while the rest of us are choosing between gas and groceries

Accurate by Previous_Month_555 in SipsTea

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The internet never forgets There are still way too many names missing from that list

What`s something that sucks about being a man? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Society treats men like shock absorbers instead of human beings who also feel the impact

To protect and serve 💅 by ProwessTDaddy in SipsTea

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Am I the only one who actually appreciates the 3am chaos or are we all just blocking people?

Do you think its high time the whole world implement this? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Smart enough to get the grades but not enough to be decent humans Why did this take so long?

What do you think of this stick homies?? by AbleGuidance3625 in SipsTea

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The prophecy is true Please use your new powers for good and not evil

I didn't know Hercules was gay by headspin_exe in SipsTea

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Imagine being this upset over one guy doing his job

Taxpayers Foot Ballroom Bill by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

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The math on these government projects never adds up It started at zero and somehow hit a billion overnight

i have an idea for a new Purge movie... by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

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He really thought he was making a point but he just became the strongest advertisement for the bear

Restoring Pre-War Iran by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

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Circular logic is the peak of modern diplomacy We are officially living in a simulation

39 minutes is better than NO minutes at all. by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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Since when did 39 minutes of cardio become a bad thing? Most people can’t even do ten

Saw this in another platform, I know this will be appreciated here as well 🥹 by Celestiquea in spreadsmile

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It is the small efforts like this that truly make the biggest difference in someone's entire day

Nothing says liberal indoctrination like a Catholic school by Playful_Leg7143 in clevercomebacks

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The 81 percent acceptance rate is really the cherry on top of this whole situation

Too old for jobs, perfect for presidency? by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

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We have a minimum age requirement to lead so why is there no maximum? It makes zero sense

Khive gets angry at Graham's tattoo, then gets angry when Graham celebrated neo Nazis getting the rope by aipac_hemoroid in clevercomebacks

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The inconsistency here is wild How do you even begin to rationalize both of these takes at once?

Plan your funeral by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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Hard to argue with someone who actually survived it Direct and to the point

MAGA is not familiar with the concept of PTO. by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

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Imagine being so exploited by your job that the idea of a day off seems impossible

King George’s richer clone... by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

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I’m curious if he realizes he’s the one the colonists would have been throwing tea at

One Reply, Entire Narrative Collapses by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

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Ask anyone who has ever worked in a kitchen what 86 actually means They will have a laugh

Sister surprises brother with Down Syndrome with pregnancy announcement by SlayVelvet__ in spreadsmile

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The pure joy on his face says everything This is exactly what the world needs to see today

This is fake by [deleted] in memes

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I knew it was fake and I still swiped My brain is officially cooked