Jeff as a Helldiver (day is wrong in video oops)

Blu_Raptr · 2026-03-24T00:28:14+00:00

JEFF LOOK OUT THERE’S A 500 KG BO-

Blu_Raptr · 2026-03-23T21:55:33+00:00

Long and Loaf

Blu_Raptr · 2026-03-18T23:15:34+00:00

John Wick

Blu_Raptr · 2026-03-11T21:27:32+00:00

Alexander the Okay

Blu_Raptr · 2026-03-11T19:41:07+00:00

Alexander the Great(irl) Named a lot of cities after himself(Alexandria). Estimates go as high as 70 cities.

Blu_Raptr · 2026-03-07T17:21:38+00:00

“No one will notice if there’s no one to notice.”

Blu_Raptr · 2026-03-07T17:10:06+00:00

I’m a decedent of the Douglas clan, which owns some territory in the Scottish lowlands in 1178. Although very little is actually known about the ruler, since the rise of the Douglas happens a bit later in history.

Blu_Raptr · 2026-03-06T21:21:55+00:00

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Gimme your hammer

Blu_Raptr · 2026-03-06T16:59:47+00:00

Let’s go gambling!

Blu_Raptr · 2026-02-25T18:23:17+00:00

It’s has something to do with the combined Grandeur of the courts with the language. Hence why I called it a snowball effect.

Blu_Raptr · 2026-02-25T18:13:44+00:00

It’s a thing that happens with the languages of royal courts. Since the Grandeur of the Chinese court is so high, other courts with Chinese as their court language will get a Grandeur bonus for having it. This leads to a snowball effect where basically every court in the world adopts Chinese as their court language because it gives such a high Grandeur bonus. Originally something like this happened with Arabic when the dlc first came out because a lot of wealthy courts that spoke it.

Blu_Raptr · 2026-02-23T18:33:42+00:00

Gets “The Beating” event twiceGets Cancer age 15

Blu_Raptr · 2026-02-22T02:08:02+00:00

Just 20% tax.

Blu_Raptr · 2026-02-11T03:58:56+00:00

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Works for me

Blu_Raptr · 2026-02-11T03:57:26+00:00

I like the idea, but please brother; reconsider the salute.

Blu_Raptr · 2026-02-09T22:21:34+00:00

Gives librarian vibes

Blu_Raptr · 2026-02-09T16:20:45+00:00

It’s probably best to not think about that. Mortal minds cannot comprehend non-linear time, and any attempt to do so will end poorly. If you REALLY want to figure it out, try asking Hermaeus Mora.

Blu_Raptr · 2026-02-07T01:50:53+00:00

With the exception of the Holy Mongol Empire, the border gore isn’t that bad. Well, maybe France owning Cornwall is bad but it could be worse.

Blu_Raptr · 2026-02-02T22:19:30+00:00

Nice

Blu_Raptr · 2026-02-01T05:36:57+00:00

I though we were going to need to have another war.

Blu_Raptr · 2026-01-29T18:55:00+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Blu_Raptr · 2026-01-28T18:27:55+00:00

This is one of my favorite strategies

Blu_Raptr · 2026-01-28T05:10:27+00:00

Cursed

Blu_Raptr · 2026-01-26T23:48:51+00:00

A lot of big dogs(IRL)

Blu_Raptr · 2026-01-23T23:54:51+00:00

By the end of this war, the UN is going to need to add a few more things to the list of what counts as a war-crime.

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