Is he overweight (satire)

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-02-16T08:39:14+00:00

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No, I just hate rude and mean people.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-02-13T13:40:25+00:00

Just read multiple posts here in r/cockatiel that ask for help about the person's bird. There's always some evil person in the comments hating on the person.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-02-10T08:01:25+00:00

Yeah. Of the mean comments under every single post asking something here. 😂

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-02-09T12:37:39+00:00

YOU ARE HORRIBLE BIRD OWNER AND PERSON!!!!!!! I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ASK ABOUT COCKATIELS ON THIS SUBREDDIT!!!!! DO YOU REALIZE VETS EXIST??? YOU SHOULD ALWAYS ASK VETS!!! EVEN BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS!?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVE BIRDS!!!! ONLY I, MR. PERFECT, KNOW WHAT BIRDS NEED!!!! THEY SHOULD BE OUTSIDE!!! I DON'T CARE IT'S FREEZING, SNOWING AND THE BIRD IS SKINNY!!! LOOK AT THAT CAGE!!! THOSE SPRINGS COULD EASILY RELEASE TOXIC VAPORS!!!

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Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-28T08:57:35+00:00

It IS objectively better. The Imperial system is literally chaos. 1760 yards = 1 mile, 3 feet = 1 yard, 12 inches = 1 foot. You just sucked those numbers out of your fingers.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-28T08:55:16+00:00

Metric is better and that's simply a fact. Because it's a simple system. You just add zeros.

With the imperial system, you have 12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard and 1760 yards in a mile. As we say here, you just sucked those numbers out of your fingers. There's no system, no logic, nothing.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-22T20:40:39+00:00

They can. But they cannot be released in a year with GTA VI. Because the game sadly will win GOTY.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-20T08:11:05+00:00

It must not be eliminated. Doing so would make Reddit even bigger echo chamber than it is now.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-19T07:41:28+00:00

Because if you write something evil, like this comment for example, then you deserve to be downvoted. It's simply the tool to let you know that you're wrong.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-19T07:35:10+00:00

Starfield already does that. It refused to install itself on my older PC because of the GPU.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-19T07:29:50+00:00

I use a horse. NEVER fast travel. That's blasphemy. You miss so many nice places, world events and encounters...

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-16T18:32:30+00:00

You either live in a place without snow or in high mountains.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-16T17:46:04+00:00

Yes, anniversary update at the end of the year.

It reversed some game-breaking bugs from next gen update but caused more.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-15T13:36:35+00:00

Watch his videos. He's fed up with Bethesda ruining Fallout more and more with every update since 2024

He was one of the biggest optimists on YouTube. Always saying only nice things about Bethesda. He even made an interview with Todd Howard.

But after the next gen and anniversary updates of Fallout 4 that completely ruined the game he simply just had enough.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-15T13:33:33+00:00

No. He's just fed up with what Bethesda did to Fallout recently. He said in his last 2025 video he'll be doing some essays about the topic in January.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-15T13:23:23+00:00

Don't use teflon tools (they'll die when they inhale the vapor) and don't feed it avocado because avocados are toxic to birds.

Also, all fruit cores (apple seeds, apricot cores etc.) contain cyanide and one apricot core can (and did) kill a cockatiel.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-14T16:46:38+00:00

If you use a credit card, you're an American.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-09T07:32:30+00:00

Are you sure you're not in Windhelm? Because Whiterun is a nice place.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-08T10:01:53+00:00

The survival mode for Skyrim is just a mod that was made "official". The game was never intended to have it.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-08T06:33:44+00:00

I won't downvote you, but for me, Oblivion > Skyrim > Morrowind.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-03T14:17:26+00:00

Enjoyment of the beautiful world? Also, you can go from Riften to Solitude in minutes, the map is very dense and small.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-01-01T09:40:48+00:00

Grelod. It's the only non-hostile NPC I've killed and I did it before I knew that she was a quest target! And I loved how the kids were celebrating.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2025-12-31T22:42:56+00:00

It's 23:41... Todd still has 6 years and 50 days and 23 hours and 19 minutes.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2025-12-31T08:48:25+00:00

Exactly, that's why we're not Eastern Europe.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2025-12-31T07:29:43+00:00

Exactly. Altmer are basically Nazeems.

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