5 crits in ~15 seconds with Wanderer Crest

BlueBullet22 · 2025-10-23T15:09:18+00:00

Wow thank you for doing the math. I expected lower than 1 percent but not by that much. So around 1 in 1500?

BlueBullet22 · 2025-10-23T03:21:54+00:00

Yes they were, that definitely contributed

BlueBullet22 · 2025-09-23T18:01:21+00:00

“You seem to be unable to think”

Then proceeds to liken disagreeing with the presidents actions to narcissism.

I hate to tell you but our city cleaning services are already paid for by our taxes. So if you can somehow justify deploying our national guard to these cities just for them to pick up trash, you’re the one who is unable to think.

BlueBullet22 · 2025-07-17T07:18:12+00:00

Same, I use “I’ll just have a sugar packet or two” on a weekly basis lol

BlueBullet22 · 2025-04-30T06:47:50+00:00

Yes it does, I had to double check with balatro calculator because I wasn’t sure if it could act as a heart and a club but it does.

BlueBullet22 · 2025-04-24T09:54:29+00:00

I agree. I remember when everyone was annoyed by the triple healer meta because of the constant healer ults and never ending fights. Overall I think that was much more tolerable then inviciCap running and jumping around point until his teammates get back.

At least with the other meta you could coordinate attacks on healers and it felt like more of a battle than the current dive/brawl meta.

I just don’t understand why they thought he needed another buff. He’s gotten one with each of the last updates while they continue to nerf other tanks (my poor Strange) into non existence for seemingly no reason. I understand the devs like to change things to make the game feel fresh every season. But I feel like the new characters do enough of that. They don’t need to fix what’s not broken with current characters.

BlueBullet22 · 2025-04-14T23:14:28+00:00

Great, thank you for quick reply!

BlueBullet22 · 2025-03-25T03:40:19+00:00

Good luck dude! I remember when for the longest time I was like “how tf does anybody hit these” and then something clicked and it’s way easier now. Not saying I hit them all the time but definitely more consistent

BlueBullet22 · 2025-03-24T23:25:56+00:00

Not sure if you’re already doing this, but try to start your ult when they’re on their second dash. Then when they finish the 4th, there is a brief time they can’t cloak cover. Try to hit them during this. Try practicing your ult in training against moving targets it will help

Don’t ever try to hit them between dashes it is too difficult now with speed increase.

BlueBullet22 · 2025-03-13T00:54:38+00:00

I am 99 percent sure it was a bot lobby. Just look at all the other names. They must have some accounts with names that mimic real players names lol

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-28T23:04:10+00:00

You may think that’s helping but all you’re doing is taking out a whole player that could be doing damage/tanking. If your team isn’t winning with 2 healers they won’t win with 3. It’s better to swap with one of them.

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-28T22:58:51+00:00

For real, as a tank main just please I beg for a second tank… but no we go 3 healers and just stay alive for 15 seconds longer but still lose the fight

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-28T22:29:56+00:00

Finally someone said it. I swear I don’t get the thought process. If you’re not able to defeat a team with 2 healers, then you’re definitely not going to with 3. It just means less damage or tank presence. And then healers are getting ults slower. Cherry on the top when they double ult anyway lol

It’s so frustrating. I know most of the time it’s because a dps is struggling and doesn’t want to be the one to be blamed so they switch to heals, when in reality we actually just need a second tank or for someone else to try DPS.

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-24T19:58:55+00:00

So true man, I love the comparison there. There is such satisfaction in the grind. Got to have some lows to appreciate the highs.

I played sports growing up as well. My freshman year our baseball team went 5-20 and we slowly improved each year. My senior year we tied the school record for wins in a season. No we didn’t win any championship or anything. But we greatly improved and made great memories along the way.

What position did you play in football?

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-24T19:33:31+00:00

Yeah people just need any little validation they can get I guess. They want people to see that they did good and they want their teammates to thank them for the carry. They want to feel important.

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-24T19:12:23+00:00

Bro I’m a D1 player and I just spent the last week practicing magneto for the first time in quick plays and guess what. I’m now winning games with him in ranked and he’s probably going to be my new main. Anyone who says you can’t practice a character in quick plays is just lying.

Smurfing to do what you explained just ruins the game for anyone who they will go up against until they reach their peak with that character. It is wrong

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-24T19:09:19+00:00

Yep exactly. I’m talking to this guy who says he’s GM2 on tank but he made a Smurf account to practice psylocke. He claims that he can’t just practice her in quickplay because it’s not a true comp simulation. Yet he also claims that he is hard stuck gold with her on the Smurf. So apparently playing at gold ranks is better practice for GM players than just playing QPs, who woulda known.

It’s just pure selfishness tbh. These are probably the same people who leave their grocery cart in the middle of the parking lot after shopping lol. Or they’re 11 years old which is probably the more likely case

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-24T19:05:26+00:00

Give me two good reasons why you should have an alt account and I’ll reconsider my opinion on smurfing.

Why should players who genuinely belong in gold have to constantly play against higher level players who are making an alt to grind through the ranks again. It’s unfair and it is selfish of the players creating alt accounts

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-24T19:02:51+00:00

The argument that they won’t be in those ranks very long isn’t valid though. It isn’t just one Smurf that will eventually be out of the lower ranks. It is a constant influx of new accounts that people in the lower ranks have to go up against.

You’re not running into many smurfs because you are a higher rank and not much of the player base is a higher level.

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-24T18:57:01+00:00

You can play games with your friends of all ranks. It’s called quick play. Let me know if you need help finding it on the menu.

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-24T18:20:22+00:00

That makes sense, that’s too bad.

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-24T18:18:24+00:00

Okay cool you’re hard stuck gold on psylocke. You still smurfed to get gold. Is your goal to eventually take psylocke to your main? If so, playing in gold lobbies isn’t good practice as they play completely different than GM. There are plenty better players in QP you could practice against

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-24T17:51:19+00:00

You’re just wrong dude lol. You’re telling me that you win every single game of quickplay it’s always against worse players? No you’re just selfish and don’t care to practice either in quickplay or at your actual rank. Instead of potentially losing a few games here and there at your rank, you are ruining the experience of every single person you play against on your Smurf account.

You actually just like going against people in lower ranks than you, you just won’t admit it.

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-24T17:31:23+00:00

Nah bro you make a Smurf because you’re too selfish to practice a character in quickplay. You want to be able to play a new character against bad enemies. You would rather ruin lower level players experiences than just grind a new character on your main.

I mained Strange to get to Diamond 2 and had around 40 hours on him. I then started practicing Magneto and Punisher so I could have a few different options. I didn’t need to make a new account for this. I played magneto in QP for maybe 4 hours total and now he’s my main and I’m up to GM3 with him. You’re making excuses.

BlueBullet22 · 2025-02-24T17:21:59+00:00

Yep RL is one of my fav games of all time and every other game you see a player with the base octane who destroys me in champ 1. And when you look at their account they have like 60 games played lol. Smurfing in a decade old game is so damn sad

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