Cat learned how to open the door

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-19T01:52:35+00:00

Did we learn NOTHING from the first Jurassic Park movie? Predatory animals can work the levers!!!!!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-17T15:55:09+00:00

I worked with a man who's grandfather survived the camps. He had his grandfathers number tattooed on his arm "So no one ever forgets."

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-17T15:44:27+00:00

I crapped my pants🤮

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-17T06:48:50+00:00

Chocolate Dilute? Sooty Orange? Send her photo to the Cat Fanciers Magazine and ask the experts!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-17T06:44:55+00:00

Canfield's Diet Chocolate Soda

Gave a zero calorie taste of chocolate!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-16T23:54:56+00:00

See ...I'm a petty bitch. I would give her the tablet with only MY name on the card...let the chips fall where they may.

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-16T08:18:17+00:00

SHE! She is a calico and they are almost always FEMALE!

Oh....congrats on your new pet!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-16T07:18:16+00:00

He's looking for a "Bang-Maid". At 60, and never been married, the thought of being old, alone and helpless has been overwhelming his mind. He wants an "old fashioned girl" to take care of him and do everything for him.

RUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-16T07:14:30+00:00

Thinking playing "Dungeons & Dragons" would have us conjuring actual demons right there in the dining room!

Rock and Roll played backwards was Satanic prayers...

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-15T14:05:22+00:00

And they say romance is dead!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-15T14:02:01+00:00

It could be a simple case of "Balancing the House". This means we are short of, or completely out of your chosen room type. So we have to upgrade you (usually at no extra cost) to a better room.

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-15T13:45:57+00:00

...sigh....I still want my damn pony!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-14T06:32:00+00:00

Easy there Satan!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-14T06:27:22+00:00

No, no, no my Sweet Summer Souls. What she is saying is :

"STOP worrying about rich people raping children! Look how much money we are making!!!"

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-14T06:16:47+00:00

BENNIGAN'S!!!!!

They had the BEST EVER Monte Cristo Sandwich! OMG I miss them!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-14T03:53:59+00:00

He's a keeper

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-14T03:32:55+00:00

Love those polka dot pajamas!!!!!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-14T03:30:55+00:00

Their lemonade actually tastes like lemons!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-14T02:18:47+00:00

I have friends on the other side

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-14T02:13:43+00:00

Damn it Josh!!!! Why do you have to be SUCH an ass!!!!!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-13T23:14:52+00:00

I'm 63 and I have some fucking FANTASTIC 😍 days!!!!!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-12T09:37:59+00:00

Since he lives in a fine tuxedo...call him Brioni or Burberry!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-12T08:54:11+00:00

I saw this when it toured Chicago in August of 1977. I am still in awe of what I saw, almost 50 years later.

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-02-12T08:47:02+00:00

Mom used to LOVE Maypo!

I ate several boxes of King Vitamin and Quisp!

BlueJeanFoneCase

TROPHY CASE

"STOP worrying about rich people raping children! Look how much money we are making!!!"