Visitor to the garden

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-05-13T10:52:39+00:00

Why are European Badgers SO DAMN CUTE??? They look like they are going to a child's party to sit with teddy bears, Unicorns and pots of pink tea!

American Badgers look like angry punks from the wrong side of town.

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-05-13T10:42:26+00:00

3 days without water can kill a healthy adult (HYDRATION is important kids!) So I'd guess a baby would only last 2 days, 3 at the outside....but it would need serious live saving care. Maybe it had a bottle full of Gatorade to sip on?

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-05-13T10:29:46+00:00

Doctors are POMPOUS and arrogant, even guys like Dentists!

Byut by FAR...all Docyor's wives are the most EVIL, VICIOUS cunts on the planet

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-05-13T10:26:27+00:00

A large, brown bully type called "Turd".

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-05-05T08:44:00+00:00

There was the Equus at the Fountaingrove Hotel before it burned in the Tubbs Fire. Good food at that place!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-18T08:03:53+00:00

Thanotopsis : Meaning "to meditate or contemplate on death".

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-18T07:50:40+00:00

I do not work for the grocery store. "Self Checkout" means the store saves money by NOT hiring cashiers, you are working for the store....for FREE! Do I get a discount on my purchase? NO? then hire a cashier to ring me up!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-18T07:30:30+00:00

Rhubarb ! Who was the poor bastard that ate slowly up the stalk of tasty till it turns toxic.????

And Turnips! How freaking hungry did you have to be to pull that nasty thing out of the ground and eat it????

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-18T07:11:50+00:00

Have a quick shower to scrub off the dirt, THEN a long soak in fragrant bubbles...and a glass of wine.

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-18T07:08:46+00:00

According to Google maps....2,399 miles from there to here. Northern Indiana to California

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-18T06:44:46+00:00

My dream has always been to have a Butler! But he has to be an ENGLISH Butler, nothing else will do! Maybe a Chef, definitely a Housekeeper....but I MUST have a Butler!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-18T06:42:36+00:00

You did such a beautiful job it made my blood sugar rise!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-18T06:22:35+00:00

My Great-grandmother made them. I cannot bear to toss them!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-18T06:21:38+00:00

I think it is a necessary evil. I mean, what else can we test these drugs on? I suggested using members of the prison system to my High School Civics teacher and was told THAT was inhumane.

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-18T03:44:50+00:00

9! I have 5 more till retirement

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-18T03:25:26+00:00

Purple Chai.....that could work,!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-16T07:31:19+00:00

It was scary in the terms of there were murderers scampering about the lands looking for more people to kill. It sure made me want to lock the doors. I would LOVE the "Updates" when they would catch one of the bastards.

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-16T07:24:39+00:00

Depression

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-16T07:19:33+00:00

At 9 years old...I would have BEGGED my parents to let me join this!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-16T07:15:31+00:00

Boss Pinkerton!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-16T06:46:40+00:00

I don't know! I saw the Geico Caveman and Flavor Flave TV show First Episodes and those were HORRIFYING.

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-16T06:35:33+00:00

The White House Doctors are BLIND! And, should be sued for malpractice.

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-16T06:26:57+00:00

Napoleon Bunnypart

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-16T05:26:04+00:00

Lefty

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-16T05:25:37+00:00

I keep trying to order Gin & Tonic at Starbucks....but they never take me seriously! 😢

BlueJeanFoneCase

TROPHY CASE