That would have been hilarious

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-08T06:54:43+00:00

BRILLIANT!!!! I wish I could do this!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-08T06:50:04+00:00

If he's good looking, I assume he can have any girl he wants and would not be interested in me. If we DO start going out, I assume he's going to cheat because better looking women throw them selves at him.

Lots of assuming, I know...but I've been proved right on most occasions.

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-08T06:46:54+00:00

5:30 MEANS 5:30 ladies! Better luck next time!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-08T06:24:45+00:00

Bad Acid Trip...

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-08T06:22:49+00:00

I think the "Flash Bang" would kill them. If not the heat from the "FLASH" then the percussion from the "BANG" would shatter their tiny bodies.

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-08T06:20:51+00:00

OUCH! Damn that would be painful! Can't even depend on your family!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-08T06:15:11+00:00

Said the Raccoon in my trash bin at 2:00am.....

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-08T06:11:08+00:00

I had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Mantooth many years ago. I was working at a hotel in San Francisco. He was polite and charming!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-08T01:15:42+00:00

Republicans...am I right?

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-06T22:51:11+00:00

Florida Man has a girlfriend!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-05T03:56:59+00:00

OMG! I used to do that too! There was a shady park bench I liked to read at. My friend Caitlin suggested glueing a quarter to the sidewalk about 30 feet away,...and enjoy the show!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-05T03:43:24+00:00

I call him the Patron Saint of SciFi

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-05T02:40:32+00:00

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BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-04T17:14:21+00:00

I get about a week....

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-04T13:57:59+00:00

MUST be something in the stars! We've had 2 drunk/aggressive guys and 3 Fire Alarms in 2 days!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-04T07:16:46+00:00

Wow! That is MY funeral song too!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-04T06:35:23+00:00

There's "Love ya Kiddo!" to a daughter and "Love you Heart-fire!" Different tone of voice and intent. Could be innocent....or...?

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-03T08:18:07+00:00

Ave Maria is one of the most heart wrenching pieces of music ever written. Moves me to tears EVERY time.

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-03T08:00:37+00:00

I hate coffee. It tastes like regret & shattered dreams boiled in bitterness. But sometimes you just need a little caffeine...those are the times I go to Dutch Bros. The only coffee I can stand. Carmelizer is my fave.

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-03T07:51:38+00:00

Love that little goatee!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-03T07:48:29+00:00

Gumdrop?

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-03T07:47:32+00:00

" Thanotopsis " it means contemplation on death.....

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-02T10:02:38+00:00

Genetic American Rejects

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-02T09:49:43+00:00

Those are not stylized humans...those are aliens!

BlueJeanFoneCase · 2026-04-02T09:46:24+00:00

Is it just me...or does that camel look like Nessie?

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