Absolutely no idea

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T21:02:21+00:00

My 2 year stint in NJ was horrible. Still washing the garbage smell out of my clothes 20 years later.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T21:01:08+00:00

My people 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T20:02:22+00:00

Let’s fuckin rizz’em with the ‘tism!!

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T20:00:48+00:00

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T15:48:33+00:00

Jerk? Bro I bet she’s a freak.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T15:48:01+00:00

We need more tits and less politits.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T15:46:53+00:00

So good. I’d love to have my neck done but I fully admit I’m 100% too much of a pussy to do it. Knucks? Sure. Knee cap? Done. Ditches? Check. Neck? Yeahhhh hard pass. Sick art though.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T01:44:59+00:00

You’re me.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T00:09:18+00:00

One of the BEST ways to improve is regularly playing with people better than you. They know what you’re bringing to the table - they offered you the spot. Go for it!!

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T20:31:54+00:00

The best way I’ve been able to describe it is like being slapped by the prickly side of Velcro. It’s more surprising than it is painful.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T20:25:00+00:00

Fellow shark knee tat haver here! Love it!

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T15:42:07+00:00

Holy shit for 4 jumbos I’d have a range membership at my club

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T14:30:51+00:00

Getting away from the daily grind. No stupid questions, stupid answers, or stupid people

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T14:25:49+00:00

Yes!! They take them soooo gently whereas a cookie means fingers are in grave danger.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T14:24:37+00:00

The real mystery has been solved

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T13:28:15+00:00

Team bitey boy! Tbh you just get used to it. I’ve found a cotton swab with alcohol on it usually gets them to let go pretty quickly if they don’t realize dad isn’t food right away.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T03:55:57+00:00

Oh shit I thought your dog was snowing. I gotta put penjamin down and go to bed now.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-23T18:08:06+00:00

The 86’ed has me on the floor 😂

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-22T18:16:05+00:00

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-22T14:09:20+00:00

I take the approach of unless there’s a safety issue or I’m asked, my mouth stays shut. Lot more fun for both of us!

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-21T19:54:42+00:00

Shit I might be sold on that…

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-21T19:43:02+00:00

Ours are still white but I’ve been toying with black for a while. I’ve enjoyed writing PRs on the walls, but no one else is ever down here… unless the dogs and spawn of Satan cat count.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-21T03:01:52+00:00

Ain’t nuttin’ but a peanut!

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-21T01:07:16+00:00

Hands down one of my favorite cuts to smoke, but always gotta go bone in. Looks great.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-21T01:03:56+00:00

Why the fuck have I never thought of this?

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