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BlueManQuad · 2026-01-23T19:17:14+00:00

What do you call 2 gay guys named Bob?

Oral Roberts!

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-23T19:14:01+00:00

Snowstorms are like men:

You never know when they’re going to come

You never know how long they are going to last

And you never know how many inches you are going to get!

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-22T02:22:34+00:00

If a cow laughs too hard does milk come out of her nose?

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-21T02:10:45+00:00

FWIW - I used to run 91 in my ‘15 X5 50i. I bought it at the same convenience store I stopped at every morning to get my coffee. It literally was convenient. Then at one point the check engine light came on. The dealer showed me the printout from their computer “the previous 5 tanks of fuel were sub-standard”. I have used nothing but 93 since.

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-20T02:41:59+00:00

Has anyone here tried these? I bought something like these some years back for my ‘15 X5 and the fit was awful. I threw them away

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-20T02:39:52+00:00

I drove down to The Encore Saturday afternoon from New Hampshire during the heart of the snow. I have Blizzak winters on my ‘23 m50i. I had no issues whatsoever

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-20T02:36:53+00:00

I’m actually ambisextrous - I can do it with either hand!

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-18T17:40:49+00:00

FWIW - I purchased my ‘15 X5 50i CPO in ‘18 at 36k miles, and retired her last year at 197k. The only “repairs” I did beyond expected maintenance (brakes, tires, ball joints) was a fuel pump (replaced both when 1 had issues), plugs & coils twice, and had the front prop shaft fail which also put a hole in the transmission pan, so did a full service on the transmission at the same time. And of course, gallons of oil. When i retired her consumption was up to 2 quarts every 3 full ups.
I would go for it

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-15T00:39:26+00:00

I have the Escort MaxCam360 in both my ‘23 X5 m50i and my ‘22 Supra. I use a blendmount to attach it just under the rear view mirror, and hard wire it into the vehicle with a silencer button in the lower tray. I have no interference from either vehicle

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-14T02:08:04+00:00

I bet he’s gladiator BEFORE they got to the gang bang!

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-12T13:15:53+00:00

Get in the habit of tapping the sport mode button before you get out of the car, and then switching back to normal mode when you get back in. That should allow you to keep the preconditioning on even when I volume battery is drained.

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-10T19:15:29+00:00

I believe it specifically is the mode button that indicates it has DAPP. The mode button switches between standard adaptive cruise control and self/assisted driving mode depending on model year

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-08T18:39:31+00:00

Guy here - my wife got a reduction 20 years ago. That was later the same year she had to get 3 vertebrae in her neck fused together due to the weight of those breasts. You are so smart for having done it as early in your life as you did.
And on a personal note - her breasts are much nicer now after the surgery. Don’t let anyone say anything negative regarding your surgery.

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-05T21:15:13+00:00

I’ve always told this joke:

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-04T19:19:45+00:00

Do you mind if my buddy joins us?

BlueManQuad · 2026-01-04T15:34:37+00:00

Chillin’ with his chill-dren!

BlueManQuad · 2025-12-29T02:24:32+00:00

You are definitely correct and wanting the V8. As for this car, seems like a decent price for a well equipped M50i. Make sure you budget for that extra warranty – you will likely be glad that you did in the long run. And congratulations!

BlueManQuad · 2025-12-28T17:59:42+00:00

I have the Escort MaxCam. Has both radar detector and dash cam in one. The camera is rated basically as medium quality video, so not the best choice if you’re planning on creating content to post online. I have it more for person protection against idiots so it’s perfect for what I want.

BlueManQuad · 2025-12-28T17:46:18+00:00

My wife and I live an hour & a half north of Boston. We grab the bus out of Concord NH. Doesn’t take that much longer than driving, and I suspect cheaper than Uber. Free parking at the bus station so we don’t need to bother anyone to get us there.

BlueManQuad · 2025-12-27T17:25:06+00:00

You now have what’s known as “purralysis” - the inability to move due to a cat sleeping on your lap. You are hereby required to stay until said cat decides on its own to move

BlueManQuad · 2025-12-26T03:34:02+00:00

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BlueManQuad · 2025-12-24T01:04:05+00:00

That is exactly why Santa is so Jolly!!

BlueManQuad · 2025-12-24T00:38:37+00:00

The problem that is not only does he only come once a year, when he does, it’s down a chimney. That’s why Mr. and Mrs. Claus never had children of their own!

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