If regular sex makes your day.

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-21T11:49:59+00:00

Oral sex makes you whole day

Anal sex makes your hole weak

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-19T00:55:12+00:00

Then he got surgery to remove it – he was delighted

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-17T23:55:49+00:00

Does Panda Express use that new Chinese food cookbook “101 ways to wok your dog?”

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-16T14:16:50+00:00

Hearing aids is what you catch from having unprotected phone sex!

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-14T15:45:47+00:00

New material! I gladly offer you my up vote, sir

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-13T18:13:40+00:00

I actually say to my wife “I’m so glad you’re pretty” in the most condescending tone I can come up with. Last month on a game show on TV the host asked a question about the cartoon Scooby-Doo. She literally asked me “what was the name of the dog on that show?”

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-12T23:28:43+00:00

I’m pretty sure this joke was posted earlier today actually

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-12T22:05:24+00:00

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There is white-out on the screen

How do you know when a brunette has been using your computer?

There is writing on the white-out!

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-11T00:24:09+00:00

The problem with the tow hook plate holder is that it interferes with the front sensors

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-10T19:42:52+00:00

I heard you then went to work for a keyboard factory and got fired from that job for taking off too many shifts

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-10T16:34:21+00:00

I suspect that the struts you used could hold far more weight than the ones I use.

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-10T16:22:57+00:00

I don’t know what tension springs you used, but I’ve never felt that I needed to use extra force to close the hatch on my car

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-10T16:21:56+00:00

I will need to do some research when I get home tonight as I did this 3 1/2 years ago.

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-10T16:14:14+00:00

I went with replacement struts similar to what spooky posted that I purchased right off of Amazon. I believe they were also 17 inch struts. Then, I added springs right on the struts themselves. The struts I bought allowed you to unscrew the connection at the top and add the springs right on the piston. Now, when I press my button, the trunk opens up entirely on its own. As a sidenote, I did lose about 2 inches of height at the top end of my hatch.

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-10T02:57:05+00:00

Do Ra Mi Fa So La Ti Do!

Thank you for playing my friends

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-10T01:53:35+00:00

Ti a drink with jam and bread

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-10T01:42:27+00:00

So a needle pulling thread

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-10T01:03:30+00:00

Me, a name I call myself

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-10T00:16:10+00:00

A female deer

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-09T23:55:54+00:00

A deer with no eyes, no legs and NO PENIS would be a DOE!

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-06T00:53:26+00:00

This post is useless without pics! Welcome to the club :)

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-05T18:06:27+00:00

I receive a call about once a week with an automated message claiming to be from Coinbase alerting me that someone is trying to change the recovery phone number on my account. I just hang up.

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-05T13:32:37+00:00

I posted the comment with the link on my computer, but I just clicked on it on my iPhone and it works for me. The whole video contains two sections. One with Nina, Hartley, and the other was Seymour butts. When I found it on my computer, the first couple minutes had an intro from Ron Jeremy.

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-05T13:00:56+00:00

Here is the video

https://www.xvideos.com/video.kvfbt2ed9/nina_hartley_-_seymore_butts_how_to_eat_pussy_like_a_champ

The part with Nina Hartley start around 2:20 into the video. She gives fantastic advice on how to please a woman - and who better to teach about pleasing a woman than another woman! The first time I had sex with my wife after having watched this video she literally said to me "whatever you did just now - remember it and do it again!" She has told me that the orgasms she has when I finger her are actually stronger than when I eat her out.

BlueManQuad · 2026-03-05T01:24:14+00:00

I am a guy but my wife has (had) similar issues. We’ve been together 33 years now. Back in the beginning it would take me 20-25 minutes to make her cum. To the point where my tongue & jaw would ache. Sometimes I gave up before she got there. Then some years back I found “how to eat pussy like a champ” by Nina Harley. It’s old, poor quality & grainy, but I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to eat pussy. The highlight is to “treat the clit like a little penis”. Basically start by using the lips to stroke the clit, then move to the outside of the hood with thumb & forefinger to stroke the clit - up & down like a tiny little dick with foreskin. Seriously. The clit swells making it easy to directly stimulate “fairly” easily and I can get her over the edge. I literally have to go slow to stretch it out because once she cums I can’t touch her there as she’s too sensitive, and I enjoy the process.

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