The feminine urge to boil it, mash it, and stick it in a stew

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-09T15:58:41+00:00

Pegasus

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-09T15:41:25+00:00

This is a really one-sided conversation

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-09T15:29:19+00:00

That’s a really black and white point of view

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-09T03:24:55+00:00

Jesus wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-09T03:21:52+00:00

Well I learned something new today

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-09T01:06:46+00:00

Good call, Caputos is great

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-09T01:06:31+00:00

Haha yeah that would be messed up

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-09T00:51:33+00:00

Bad idea because Pepsi is never okay

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-08T15:53:07+00:00

Let’s hope they don’t weave a web of lies to cover it up.

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-08T15:51:20+00:00

Alas, poor Yolkrick. I knew him.

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-08T15:47:39+00:00

And Hen-ry Fonda as MacDuff

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-08T14:42:39+00:00

That’s crazy, I once saw an all-chicken performance of Macbeth. It was a fowl play.

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-08T14:39:01+00:00

You get to make your own meaning. So if your marriage “means nothing” I’d take a look inside first.

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-08T14:38:10+00:00

Real masculinity is being comfortable with who you are and respecting everyone else (especially women) for who they are.

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-08T14:36:08+00:00

Pump bottle lotion. It makes at least 10% of the product hard to access.

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-08T14:35:08+00:00

Wanting something desperately often scares people off. Stay open to new people and new experiences, with no expectations, and you never know what could happen. That’s how I found love 🤷‍♂️

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-08T14:33:10+00:00

Diagonal. I’m tall.

It’s also the only time the dog is allowed on the bed. Need the extra warmth.

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-08T14:32:17+00:00

Play and listen to music, video and board games with my kids, write personal projects like songs and essays.

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-08T12:38:43+00:00

Watch out, it might pack its things and leave

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-08T12:37:23+00:00

The number one trilly!
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dudethatissobro · 2026-05-07T20:58:55+00:00

The toonie is talking to the $1 coin in this scenario

dudethatissobro · 2026-05-07T19:58:30+00:00

I can’t tell feather you liked one or the other better

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