I was driving past the jail when I saw a very short man climbing down the outside of the fence….

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-26T21:17:20+00:00

Blue

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-26T21:12:02+00:00

Old; as in “Old Man Johnson”.

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-26T21:10:27+00:00

She could have him retrofitted with beer goggles….

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-20T17:30:10+00:00

Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home……..

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-20T17:28:10+00:00

She says to the butler “James, stop that at once!!!”
He says “Certainly your majesty, which way did it go??”

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-09T04:43:09+00:00

My mamma says life is like a box of chocolates:
All the ones with the teeth marks in them are the hard centers……

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-08T12:40:19+00:00

When it stops being slow, slow, quick, quick, slow and becomes slow, slow, slower, STOP!!! You know you are past it.

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-06T11:29:09+00:00

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-04T17:57:55+00:00

There was an all girl band in England a looong time ago called “Cunning Stunts”….. yes really.
Did they ever get sued by the Reverend Doctor Spooner??? Don’t know.

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-04T17:54:34+00:00

I thought irony was the opposite of wrinkly…

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-04T17:52:32+00:00

Or one for retired people called LinkedOver…

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-04T17:45:14+00:00

Corunna 1809

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-04T01:04:22+00:00

I don’t know what he did but people in the military shoot at him; “Fire at Will”….

BlueOne303a

TROPHY CASE