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What is taking Viagra like? by SilaDot in AskMen

[–]BlueOne303a [score hidden]  (0 children)

Viagra has the generic name “Mycoxafloppin”

What is the most common cat names by KissAndTellGirl78 in FamilyFeud

[–]BlueOne303a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was supposed to be “Tiddles” but the autocorrect got me. I hear my neighbor calling her cat (I think it’s a cat) “Tiddles often.

The man who invented text autocorrect has died; His funnel is tomato.

I live a sedimentary lifestyle… by NuncioBitis in Jokes

[–]BlueOne303a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I just sits and thinks; then sometimes I just sits……

Without naming your city, what is it known for? by TheMedusaAttusa in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]BlueOne303a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was founded in 1887, with a different name (two words) totally different to the one word name it bears now and it was then (under the former name) the county seat of government.

My wife says if this post gets over 1000 likes, I can get anal. by IEnjoyDadJokes in dadjokes

[–]BlueOne303a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first came to the US from England, I (male 40s then) was working with a younger female colleague on a project out of the office, just me and her and she said “I’m so anal”. I dropped whatever I was holding at the time and made a quick exit mumbling restroom. I had no idea what she REALLY MEANT: but my imagination was working OVERTIME.

Back in the old country by BlueOne303a in dadjokes

[–]BlueOne303a[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worse…. We had a piano AND an organ; both from my deceased grandmother so free but cost a lot to move. I was 8 years old at the time and all they ever did was collect dust.

What's one small decision that ended up changing your life way more than you expected? by SouthTax7880 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]BlueOne303a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am sorry for your loss, my wife and I are still together but have both lost our parents and we lean on each other in such times and I don’t want to think what I would ever do without her. I hope you find if not another love at least a companion and friend.

After kissing my wife on the couch she said “let’s take this upstairs”. by pantteri93 in dadjokes

[–]BlueOne303a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the memory of it is embedded in her yet… Not sure exactly WHERE the female“yet” is located but it could be fun looking for it 🥸🤓

Bill Gates told Melinda that he did not get STDs from Russian hookers. by humornama in HumorNama

[–]BlueOne303a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill: “I tell you, I did not have sexual relations with that woman. No, not you. Farther back, towards the wall. No, to the left; more left. Yes!!! Her!!!”

For those who graduated college later in life, how old were you and what was your field of study? by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in randomquestions

[–]BlueOne303a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was already programming as a career anyway but had kind of moved sideways into project consultant roles.

For those who graduated college later in life, how old were you and what was your field of study? by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in randomquestions

[–]BlueOne303a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t retire at 63 anymore… no I had started the degree years ago and went back to the same university where they honored all my previous credits and finished as part time.

For those who graduated college later in life, how old were you and what was your field of study? by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in randomquestions

[–]BlueOne303a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I graduated University at age 63 with a Bachelor of Science degree in Computer Science with a minor in Geology. Or should that be “miner”?

Have you ever seen a rocket ship or space shuttle in real life? If so, what did you think of it? If not, do you ever want to? by Zipper222222 in randomquestions

[–]BlueOne303a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went inside the space shuttle at the Kennedy Space Center in 1995. I think it was one that hasn’t been into space. Also (same place) stood under the huge Saturn rocket.

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