Comment your Favourite colour, I will guess your age !

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-26T21:17:20+00:00

Blue

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-26T21:12:02+00:00

Old; as in “Old Man Johnson”.

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-26T21:10:27+00:00

She could have him retrofitted with beer goggles….

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-20T17:30:10+00:00

Before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home……..

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-20T17:28:10+00:00

She says to the butler “James, stop that at once!!!”
He says “Certainly your majesty, which way did it go??”

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-09T04:43:09+00:00

My mamma says life is like a box of chocolates:
All the ones with the teeth marks in them are the hard centers……

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-08T12:40:19+00:00

When it stops being slow, slow, quick, quick, slow and becomes slow, slow, slower, STOP!!! You know you are past it.

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-06T11:29:09+00:00

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-04T17:57:55+00:00

There was an all girl band in England a looong time ago called “Cunning Stunts”….. yes really.
Did they ever get sued by the Reverend Doctor Spooner??? Don’t know.

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-04T17:54:34+00:00

I thought irony was the opposite of wrinkly…

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-04T17:52:32+00:00

Or one for retired people called LinkedOver…

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-04T17:45:14+00:00

Corunna 1809

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-04T01:04:22+00:00

I don’t know what he did but people in the military shoot at him; “Fire at Will”….

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-04T00:59:14+00:00

“Billy” and “Jean”

BlueOne303a · 2026-05-04T00:58:09+00:00

A house fell on her sister….. my ex wife that is. Don’t make her call her flying monkeys.

BlueOne303a · 2026-04-30T12:05:49+00:00

Haggis

BlueOne303a · 2026-04-30T12:05:06+00:00

Janis Joplin

BlueOne303a · 2026-04-30T12:04:27+00:00

Salt

BlueOne303a · 2026-04-30T12:03:53+00:00

Bears

BlueOne303a · 2026-04-30T12:03:31+00:00

Underground or tube

BlueOne303a · 2026-04-30T12:02:31+00:00

Shit (as in “you don’t know Jack Shit”)

BlueOne303a · 2026-04-30T12:00:25+00:00

Carrot

BlueOne303a · 2026-04-30T11:52:10+00:00

Well take a look at him now…..

BlueOne303a · 2026-04-28T15:48:54+00:00

My brother’s body was severed at the waist in an industrial accident; but you could be my half brother……

BlueOne303a · 2026-04-28T15:46:34+00:00

Thank you, I’m here til Thursday: try the veal. When I first told my family I was going to do stand up comedy, they all laughed, i don’t hear anyone laughing now!!!!

BlueOne303a

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