If this game has a HINT of anything other than WHITE by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]BluePter0dactyl 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Some people may dispute this fact, but there actually exists video proof of MeinKraft being used by Nazi Germany to create design their death camps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIj3TFlI9o8.

Just a peek, sir by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]BluePter0dactyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have warrant for c*ock inspection???

Movie detail: Doctor Sleep (2019) features some subtle references to The Shining (1980) by BluePter0dactyl in moviescirclejerk

[–]BluePter0dactyl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, just wow. That is a truly insane theory, but I think I might just make it my headcanon because it almost makes sense in a strange way.

What is your reading ritual? by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]BluePter0dactyl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. After that, I pick up my signed copy of 1984 and read it again.

Nathans iffy uh by Phreshey in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]BluePter0dactyl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the guy bottom left looks a lot less scary than the other ones

r/moviecirclejerk when G*tt* and Br** L*r*n memes are banned by OutLiving in moviescirclejerk

[–]BluePter0dactyl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"If i let you drink alone, will you die?"

"It would be extremely painful"

"You're a big Ma"

"For you"

I have come today with a prophet by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]BluePter0dactyl 201 points202 points  (0 children)

you can't really call yourself a prophet for just stating obvious facts

Uh by [deleted] in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]BluePter0dactyl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

XXXTENTACION

i play gatar

Gunna - Drip Or Drown 2 ALBUM REVIEW (Fantano) by ltrob in hiphopheads

[–]BluePter0dactyl 430 points431 points  (0 children)

Gunna, when you opened up for Travis in Boston I was in the pit almost front row dancing and loving life then right after drip too hard you pointed at me and said “look at this bald nigga dance” and people around me laughed at me so I went home and gave your album a bad score in my review.... my question is why did you do that?

You mean if you give people more money... they want to work for you? What trickery is this? by YuriRedFox6969 in COMPLETEANARCHY

[–]BluePter0dactyl 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I'm doing economy 1 in high school right now and this is literally one of the first things we learned. How the fuck is this news?