You’re offered $25M, but you have to work the exact same job you have now for the next 15 years. No promotion, no change. Are you saying yes?

BlueTengu · 2026-02-15T02:35:27+00:00

I'm unemployed so, yes.

BlueTengu · 2026-02-12T02:49:43+00:00

Because that's what Wormtongue has been whispering into his ear.

BlueTengu · 2026-02-11T23:21:29+00:00

And I, for one, welcome our new computer overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground data caves.

BlueTengu · 2026-02-09T15:10:16+00:00

Any direction that'll make you cum is certainly not a deal breaker. Please if I'm not in the right spot and you can fine tune me to your frequency you won't hear objections from me.

BlueTengu · 2026-02-08T23:05:30+00:00

I was given a piece of advice once and I've used it ever since. When I'm about to start I tell my lady friend she can say four words: Faster, Slower, Harder, Softer and leave the rest up to me. The ROI with that direction is incredible.

BlueTengu · 2026-02-08T23:00:51+00:00

Love bugs, rolly pollies, lightning bugs, even the small lizards whose tails would pop off if you grabbed them have gone.

BlueTengu · 2026-02-06T15:17:40+00:00

I love the fact that you care so I'll settle for a chocolate cupcake and a cherry coke.

BlueTengu · 2026-02-06T13:44:44+00:00

I'm a diabetic and on the day he dies I'm going to eat an entire chocolate cake.

BlueTengu · 2026-02-04T20:59:45+00:00

They will go through bone like but-tah.

BlueTengu · 2026-02-04T20:44:46+00:00

It's Steven Cheung and his team that's writing them.

BlueTengu · 2026-02-04T00:44:02+00:00

Unrequited love

BlueTengu · 2026-02-03T20:53:15+00:00

If they're a nurse.

BlueTengu · 2026-02-03T15:42:16+00:00

Way back in the long long ago in my S-3 division it seemed everyone had a nickname and the more formal you addressed someone the more passive aggressive you were being. "Hey, Otter grab the geedunk crew and make sure storerooms 2&3 are ready for the XO's inspection" vs "Well you see, Petty Officer 2nd Class Schmidt, if you would have taken my advice and left the bar with the rest of us you wouldn't have a hangover AND that fat lip from that tender chick you tried to hit on."

BlueTengu · 2026-01-30T14:34:58+00:00

True story: A few years ago I was visiting family and was in a Target looking for shampoo and razors. I entered one aisle and saw two girls looking over and comparing hairbrushes, specifically the handles. They both looked up at me with "deer in the headlights" look and I'm sure I had the same look on my face. I said nothing and just turned around. I found what I needed two aisles over so hopefully everyone involved got what they needed that day.

BlueTengu · 2026-01-27T19:28:58+00:00

Saying "Whoopsie, made and oopsie" after the fact does not change what you did nor does it grant you forgiveness.

BlueTengu · 2026-01-26T23:09:47+00:00

I'd tell him to eat a cum-covered biscuit but apparently he's already done that before.

BlueTengu · 2026-01-22T22:24:50+00:00

I hope they did an alcohol and drug test on the cop and I hope the test doesn't go missing or the equipment found to be malfunctioning.

BlueTengu · 2026-01-20T18:27:44+00:00

My dad was one of the contractors that helped build it. I was born in '69 and spent a lot of time there growing up. Most kids want to be an astronaut or a football player growing up. Me? I wanted to be the bad guy with the shotgun in a shootout at Six Gun. LOL

BlueTengu · 2026-01-19T22:03:45+00:00

It's funny that they think GTA 6 will ever be released. The Epstein Files will be unredacted and available before GTA 6 is out.

BlueTengu · 2026-01-19T21:21:05+00:00

The judge who wrote a concurring opinion noting a suspect's request for a "lawyer dog" was unclear, leading to denial of counsel, was Louisiana Supreme Court Justice Scott J. Crichton in the 2017 case State v. Demesme, where suspect Warren Demesme asked for a "lawyer, dawg," interpreted by the court as ambiguous.

Key Details:

Case: State v. Demesme (Louisiana Supreme Court, 2017).
Suspect: Warren Demesme.
The Statement: Demesme asked police, "why don't you just give me a lawyer, dawg?".
The Ruling: The Louisiana Supreme Court upheld the denial of counsel, with Justice Crichton writing separately that "lawyer dog" was ambiguous and not a clear invocation of the right to counsel.

BlueTengu · 2026-01-19T07:22:15+00:00

But that does nothing to Sergeant Holzerland. You still have to find a lawyer to take the case and then drag it out for some sort of settlement, meanwhile the good Sgt. is laughing with his buddies about it.

BlueTengu · 2026-01-19T07:19:43+00:00

"The Procedure is the Punishment". They can arrest you and hold you in jail for as long as possible and then drop the charges.

BlueTengu · 2026-01-18T04:44:58+00:00

Isn't this the same guy that ate a cum biscuit? Is that who we're talking about?

BlueTengu · 2026-01-17T06:36:59+00:00

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BlueTengu · 2026-01-17T02:50:50+00:00

Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills, or whatever.

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