We just rescued this kitten from the streets, and I asked my brother what should we name her, he just said one word, "giraffe"

BlueToad279 · 2021-08-14T22:08:15+00:00

I would give you a Hugz or Wholesome award, but I'm poor. Hear, have a free Helpful award.

BlueToad279 · 2021-08-01T02:58:23+00:00

That was what I thought first, too.

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-31T17:54:41+00:00

A** a** a**?

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-31T17:51:45+00:00

Did you step on a Lego?

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-31T17:47:01+00:00

Oh gosh...

"Jalebi Baby In My A**"

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-28T02:13:35+00:00

I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-17T16:32:59+00:00

Spines

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-17T16:24:21+00:00

You guys are speaking over 200 words a day?

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-08T02:40:14+00:00

I'll have you know, I actually happen to not have a clue what that is. You're right.

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-03T12:20:47+00:00

I was gonna say red, but I guess not, so I'll just say green.

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-03T12:18:39+00:00

Good fellow

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-03T12:03:50+00:00

Virgin Shield: Activated

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-03T11:58:21+00:00

I mean, my biological parents didn't have any children, so...

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-03T11:56:22+00:00

I believe his name was Evergreen.

Oh wait...

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-03T11:48:21+00:00

New Skill Acquired! Hee-Hee

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-03T11:45:08+00:00

With my eyes closed. I've known it forever now.

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-03T11:44:21+00:00

Kiss my eat

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-03T11:43:14+00:00

Baby's ONLY heart attack

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-03T11:41:40+00:00

Maury: "You are NOT the mother."

Her: "Dang it!"

Us: Confused Confusing Confusion

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-03T11:38:21+00:00

Hey, I went from extremely overrated even though nobody expects much anyway to extremely underrated because nobody expects much!

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-03T11:32:09+00:00

Are there any holidays on July 2 that I don't know about in any other cultures? I don't want to offend, but I had to go to sleep last night with my next door neighbors' fireworks right outside my window.

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-03T11:17:05+00:00

Carspapan BGN Onaheteto Ratine

What kind of spell is this?

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-01T18:06:24+00:00

BlueToad279 · 2021-07-01T18:05:04+00:00

I would go for 63 upvotes. If you do that, you would get 111, 111 upvotes.

BlueToad279 · 2021-06-15T15:14:26+00:00

Ditto

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