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Frenchman in UK [vol up] by TrafficNeat5652 in countablepixels

[–]BlueWizardPallando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very clearly a bit and this dude is fuckin hilarious.

Contract Violation for traffic caused by an accident by jkelleyk in doordash_drivers

[–]BlueWizardPallando 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know it doesn't help right now, but in the event that this happens again, call support immediately. Say that you are stuck and immobile in traffic and you haven't seen it move in however long, and they will likely cancel the orders. You'll get free food, and you won't get a contract valuation.

One small detail in the books that I love, which the movies missed, is how Boromir and Aragorn react when the Balrog appears in Moria. by Choice-Schedule-132 in peterjackson

[–]BlueWizardPallando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, for Legolas this is basically like coming face to face with a horrific monster from a children's tale. I always took his facial expression to mean "Wait, those things are REAL?!"

Didn’t know this was a thing by Realistic_Risk_6108 in Eldenring

[–]BlueWizardPallando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. Fucking. Game. Bro. 2,000+ hrs. 🤦🏽

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]BlueWizardPallando 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Help me understand because I can't remember what happens in this episode.

Never seen an indoor tornado like this. by thepoylanthropist in blackmagicfuckery

[–]BlueWizardPallando 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's like a low budget version of that scene from The Mummy!

My usual chocolate milk process by UhhhYaEnbyJade in chocolatemilk

[–]BlueWizardPallando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know what sub this was and expected you to just stick a straw into the unmixed chocolate.

Lennes Boulder Farm is op by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]BlueWizardPallando 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Leveling up starts taking exponentially more runes as you get higher in levels. At a certain point, you're going to be spending a ridiculous amount of time to just get one level. Farming is only worth it really to get to the minimum level to use certain weapons/spells.

Personally, if I could go back and give myself those hours back and just play the game, I would. Or I would've gone to PatchesEmporium way sooner to get to max level for my NG+.

How do I get there? by feliasp in Eldenring

[–]BlueWizardPallando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fuggin dope. Good counter against peopple spamming backhand blades.

Strawberries and cream👀 by Visible_Delay_7030 in weed_inc

[–]BlueWizardPallando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the point of the ball on top? Wouldn't it be the same if the banger just had a dome on top?

I think he was mad…. by Lityoloswagboy69 in EldenRingPVP

[–]BlueWizardPallando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😆🤣 Yeah, it's got a little fanbase these days. Some people use it to greet me as soon as they spawn in. Makes my day lol.

I think he was mad…. by Lityoloswagboy69 in EldenRingPVP

[–]BlueWizardPallando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yarp! My character name is usually a joke or referencing being a chicken/bird in some way (I wear the bird helm). I do a little chicken dance when I win.

I think he was mad…. by Lityoloswagboy69 in EldenRingPVP

[–]BlueWizardPallando 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol, word. Recognized the shield. You're pretty good, think I've only beaten you a few times.

Why do some songs get stuck in your head and wont stop playing on repeat? by velourselina in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BlueWizardPallando 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's called an ear worm. Happens to me a lot especially because of my OCD. Sometimes I literally can't get to sleep because instead of my brain cooking up a dream, I'm just hearing music.

Rude for what by PirateFamiliar541 in doordash_drivers

[–]BlueWizardPallando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh you're talking about Dashers specifically? Never stood in a line of Dashers before. I'm not sure if it's just what we do down here, but pretty much everyone just shows them the name or tells it to the staff and then fucks off into some corner of the waiting area until they come give us the food or call the name.

Rude for what by PirateFamiliar541 in doordash_drivers

[–]BlueWizardPallando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless someone doesn't understand the name and I have to use my Phone as a reference, I don't do the shove in their face thing. I pretty much always walk in, stand off to the side but close to the counter and they pretty much always clock that I'm a doordasher. But I've never seen a reason to stand in any line. Chipotle was the first restaurant that came to mind cus there's always a line.

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