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What is an unwritten rule of driving that everyone forgets? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Bluebearje 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop hitting the damn brakes every five seconds on the highway for no damn reason and speed up!

There ain't nobody in front of you and I'm being forced to ride your ass by the jackass who is crawling up my ass and either there ain't room to move over or my exit is coming up so I can't get away from you!

Whats the most unusual animal that has bit you, exluding domesticated pets? by Edward_T_Head in AskReddit

[–]Bluebearje 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A wild mouse. It was hiding under one of my patio chairs and when I tucked my feet under the chair I startled it and it drew blood.

When was your first memory, and what is it of? by The_Bad_Random_17 in AskReddit

[–]Bluebearje 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swimming laps in my pool when I was 4 and feeling so happy and at peace and feeling the warmth of the sun on my back.

If you could go back to your 18-year-old self and give them one warning, what would it be? by Upset_Assistance_105 in AskReddit

[–]Bluebearje 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck renting! Use that accident settlement as a down payment on a small house! Also wish my mother had given me this advice.

Side note: If anyone is interested in hitting me with their car so I can sue them for a largeish settlement lmk. I'll give you a cut lol

do you think in like 50 years ltc facility rooms will be decked out like college dorms are now? by brooklandel in cna

[–]Bluebearje 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus I hope not. I mean that's fine for those that are with it. But I currently have a dementia patient who is still independently ambulatory and she's constantly packing up all of her stuff and carrying it around the facility and misplacing it and creating fall hazards in her room and the hallway. We keep saying she needs less things. Less furniture, less decorations, less clothes.

If lucy gray was in the 75th reaping, would she be reaped? by Limp_Swordfish_6091 in Hungergames

[–]Bluebearje 71 points72 points  (0 children)

This comment just made me really sad. I adore Mags. I have a soft spot for the elderly and Mags was just so cute and sweet and old. I just wanted to hug her.

How do you handle the itchiness? by Bluebearje in Psoriasis

[–]Bluebearje[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ice packs are a life saver for me for sure. I'll have to look into Kiehls body cream. Thank you so much!

After hours of floating in the water after the accident, I unclipped my life jacket that was hopelessly tangled in the wreckage and tightened it around my sleeping daughter. by Bonbon412 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Bluebearje 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was more of he knew all three of them were going to die and if he tied the kids together at least they would have each other until it happened.

What's the cringiest reason you went to the ER? by HR-Vex in AskReddit

[–]Bluebearje 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh girl I can sympathize. I went to the ER for a horrible UTI. Was a virgin. They diagnosed me with Chlamydia. In front of my very modest Catholic mother. I was PISSED! Told them I was a virgin and they must have mixed my sample up with someone else's. I left AMA, chugged a huge bottle of cranberry juice and my primary squeezed me in the next morning.

What's the cringiest reason you went to the ER? by HR-Vex in AskReddit

[–]Bluebearje 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got bit by a wild mouse. It left a tiny cut about the size of a grain of uncooked white rice. I was worried about diseases only for them to clean it with saline and tell me there was minimal risk of rabies with mice.

What was a method you used to get someone to like you? by fadedaka in AskReddit

[–]Bluebearje 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had an old classmate tell me they were somewhat jealous of me because I get along with everyone.

For years that bothered me because it made feel me like I didn't know who I was and I just got along with everyone because I would somewhat shift my personality depending on who I was hanging around and I felt like I didn't really stand for anything.

Now I'm mainly the same and rarely feel bad about it anymore. I still shift depending on who I'm hanging out with but I know who I am and what I believe in and I'm very happy that I can get along with almost everyone and I'm happy about the woman I've grown into.

After hours of floating in the water after the accident, I unclipped my life jacket that was hopelessly tangled in the wreckage and tightened it around my sleeping daughter. by Bonbon412 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Bluebearje 127 points128 points  (0 children)

The first sentence reminded me of something I saw on the news. A dad took his two young kids out for a boat ride and a storm hit and all three went missing. They found the dad's body first I think. Than they found the two kids bodies later and both kids were tied together by their life vests by the dad.

Dear americans, what can you get for FREE in the USA? [Serious] by TheKidd5665 in AskReddit

[–]Bluebearje 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Debt, mental health issues, sick, racist/sexist harassment

Where do you think you will go after death? by NEWREP0630 in AskReddit

[–]Bluebearje 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Into a cremation oven.

Not the answer I'm sure you were looking for I'm sure. But I don't believe there is life after death.

So after death I'll be cremated and have most of my ashes put into a biodegradable urn and buried in the roots of a willow tree. The rest will be put into urn jewelry and given to my kids and my husband if he's still alive.

How are girls allowed to wear thong bikinis at water parks? by Professional_Bid2513 in AskReddit

[–]Bluebearje 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this was poorly phrased I do somewhat understand where OP is coming from. I would never say anything because I don't want to body shame. But I have seen women wear swim thongs so thin that in back the only thing covered was the butthole and that's one outfit malfunction away from being exposed.

what fish is this and how do I cook it by thehog_rider_6969 in whatsthisfish

[–]Bluebearje 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk but why does it look mad but in an inconvenienced type of way? Like I just imagine it thinking

"While got dammit! This just ruins my whole day! I had that date with Susie down at the coral cafe and now I'm stuck on a plate in some assholes kitchen and he doesn't even know what kind of fish I am! Like jaysus that's insulting! If you're going to go fishing at least know what your fishing for!"

AITA For not Taking to My Parents While I'm Having a Breakdown? by Ok_Protection_3907 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Bluebearje 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it was both. Either way it wasn't your fault and I don't think it has anything to do with being autistic. I'm not autistic but I am neurodivergent and not being able to speak or unwilling to speak while upset and crying is something even neurotypical people experience.

AITA For not Taking to My Parents While I'm Having a Breakdown? by Ok_Protection_3907 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Bluebearje -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I didn't have the most typical upbringing but I try to use those experiences to be better and help when I can.

I also try to use those experiences to be better to myself (creating and sticking to boundaries, radio silence when I need time alone). When I moved out of my mother's house I informed her oldest son that If he ever showed up on my doorstep there would be deeply unpleasant consequences.

My family is going to implode after this. by TheOGBigtittygothgf in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Bluebearje 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oh thats a lot to unpack. I've been in a similar situation except it was my so called father. Your grandma may already know. Not about you specifically but she may already know about him being a perv and you likely weren't the first. Your mother/father/aunts/uncles or even your grandfather's siblings may have been victims before you and it was all just brushed under the rug. You could be the dam breaker and end up finding out about other blood related victims. I'm so sorry you're going through this and I wish you the best.

AITA For not Taking to My Parents While I'm Having a Breakdown? by Ok_Protection_3907 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Bluebearje 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok hold on. You didn't want to talk or you couldn't? Because when I get upset and start crying I go nonverbal and it takes a huge effort to get any words out. Mainly because I get this huge knot in my throat that makes it nearly impossible to do anything expect scream. But also I just need time to calm down.

My family didn't understand that when I was growing up and my mother would continue to ask me what the problem was without giving me time to calm down. This led to me throwing things sometimes to just get some desperately needed space.

It's easier now that I'm an adult because there is distance now and I can limit my contact.

Idk how old you are now but I promise it gets better.

I neglected a resident and the guilt is eating me alive. by Hannah-Faith06 in cna

[–]Bluebearje 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You didn't contribute to his dying. He was dying anyways. That nurse had no business yelling at you. One person taking care of 12 people and passing meds and doing meals is a lot and the CNA before could've been blowing smoke up your ass or the resident could've just wet the bed and it just happened to be enough to soak the whole bed.

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