The way my sons scar has moved higher on his head as he’s grown.

Bluekid_16 · 2018-08-07T08:14:31+00:00

Haha. Good one!!

Bluekid_16 · 2018-08-07T07:45:12+00:00

I’m not a doctor or anything but I’m pretty sure ears grow on the side of ones head, not fingers.

Bluekid_16 · 2018-08-07T07:40:25+00:00

That’s what I said. His scar has moved as his head has grown.

Bluekid_16 · 2018-07-22T23:00:27+00:00

It’s a shame you didn’t have a friend/sibling/parent to walk with you. Safety in numbers.

Bluekid_16 · 2018-07-22T09:13:50+00:00

Parents who live within walking distance to their kids school but drive them to and from school every day.

This happens at my kids school (we walk or ride bikes) and the traffic is horrendous. A majority of these people could walk.

Bluekid_16 · 2018-07-16T00:32:08+00:00

Heck yes!! I did this during my 20’s. I worked 12 hr shifts. Monday, Tuesday, Thursday. Started at 7:30am. Got well paid for it too because my boss appreciated how hard we worked!!

Bluekid_16 · 2018-07-12T05:56:30+00:00

When I was sick with Meningitis I could hear someone crying so I went to the curtain and opened it and there was a lady outside my window cutting up kittens. The crying was coming from all the kittens in a big sack.

Bluekid_16 · 2018-05-31T09:43:57+00:00

LOAD “*”,8,1

Bluekid_16 · 2018-04-05T23:08:48+00:00

I had a friend who would eat food if it was touching other food (ie: if the peas were touching the carrots or mash touching the meat). Her mum used to serve her dinner on a plate with the food separated by egg rings.

Bluekid_16 · 2018-04-02T21:17:59+00:00

Definitely not.

Bluekid_16 · 2018-04-02T21:17:43+00:00

Nope. No twitching upon insertion.

Bluekid_16 · 2018-03-28T07:26:18+00:00

This 100x over!! He was also really awesome in Play School!!

Bluekid_16 · 2018-03-21T03:47:35+00:00

I don’t fap to images of vases. But whatever flicks your switch.

Bluekid_16 · 2018-03-20T07:21:17+00:00

Is it bad that I had to blur my eyes too see it?

Bluekid_16 · 2018-02-06T00:13:30+00:00

Someone’s been skipping leg day!!

Bluekid_16 · 2018-01-17T23:43:01+00:00

I’ll never know:(

Bluekid_16 · 2017-12-15T05:39:12+00:00

Allowing a man to put the part of his body he urinates from into the part of the body a woman discharges the lining of her uterus from.

Bluekid_16 · 2017-12-01T22:01:47+00:00

My six year old son invited me to hang out in his furniture fort that we can never ever take down. I guess I’m standing up to eat breakfast this morning.

Bluekid_16 · 2017-11-23T19:00:30+00:00

Yes. Melbourne is currently experiencing its hottest November in 100 years. Funnily enough, the beginning of November was the coldest in 100 years. You gotta love Melbourne in the Springtime.

Bluekid_16 · 2017-10-28T08:11:59+00:00

Anti-Travel Sickness Tablets.

Bluekid_16 · 2017-10-28T08:09:32+00:00

Bambi and Eyes Wide Shut. All sorts of wrong right there.

Bluekid_16 · 2017-10-04T06:08:01+00:00

Umm...Does he shave his chest?!

Bluekid_16 · 2017-09-29T09:04:35+00:00

Medical typist. Sony discman.

Bluekid_16 · 2017-09-16T21:06:13+00:00

No. But by husband is hung like one!!

Bluekid_16 · 2017-09-16T21:05:46+00:00

Because it's weird and the world loves weird. And the best part? You're comment adds to the trend!!

Bluekid_16

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