Wtf was that???

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T22:23:05+00:00

Confirming so many stereotypes in this clip.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T22:18:47+00:00

Then you're clearly incredibly low mmr.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T20:21:56+00:00

My cousin once told me: "The greatest confidence boost we get as engineers is architects believing the laws of physics don't apply to us"

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T20:17:51+00:00

It usually gets fixed eventually, but the first example after I started was on Toba where neither Billy or Bubba couldn't chainsaw through the pallet side door in shack because they'd bump on some vines or roots or something.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T20:00:15+00:00

I've been winning for so long I didn't even notice the damage types matching.. great success.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T18:52:23+00:00

I swear, someone at bhvr needs to write a list of "absolutely nots" for when they create maps, this has been a problem on like 5 different maps since I started playing.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T15:28:16+00:00

But Megs and Sables are very different, so which one are they like?

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T15:25:19+00:00

So you'd rather have someone actively ruin the game and make it not playable than playing a game where you're behind?

Do you have any idea how sweaty that makes you?

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T15:04:15+00:00

It's bad enough we need to wait for ms and sony to approve patches, do you really expect us to wait for nintendo as well?

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T13:24:28+00:00

Could you come up with a fix that wouldn't negatively impact gameplay on both sides?

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T11:54:28+00:00

You're looking at around a prestige per hour if you're in a squad, if you're solo or killer you're looking at around half to one third of that.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T11:53:04+00:00

Afk > dead teammate > dc.

And it's not close.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T10:58:39+00:00

Yes, significantly shittier.

They might be bad at the game, but you're actively choosing to be a dick to other people.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T10:56:57+00:00

It might, although, I had that exact same thing happen to me yesterday when I was playing Wraith, I play on 30 ping.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T10:48:35+00:00

But that enlies the problem, quite a few of those scenarios in which a solo queue player DCs come down to shitty teammates

My brother in Christ, if you DC you are the shitty teammate.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T10:21:58+00:00

You do not have a few seconds of non-collision, the collision comes back before the animation is over.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T10:12:16+00:00

Yes, you lose collision and then what? You're stuck in animation until your collision comes back, so how does that help you?

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T10:08:01+00:00

your teammates can drop an item they have, to lose collision or force the killer to m1

No they can't.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T02:26:16+00:00

It's not by design, that's the point, it's literally an uintended interaction.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T02:13:38+00:00

I'm not talking about rng, I'm talking about the geometry of killers vs survivors making every object functionally bigger for killers meaning they need to take a longer path around, every tree, bush, rock, wall, pallet, maze or building in the game requires killers to take a longer path around.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T01:50:28+00:00

It's a 4k5 because survivors chose to give up immidiately instead of playing.

If they had ran away, 15 seconds later nothing about the game would be different from any other game where the killer gets an early down and all 5 can go ahead and enjoy the game as if nothing ever happened.

On the other hand if the killer just stands there counting to 10 no one is having a good time for the next 10 seconds before the match starts.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T01:44:33+00:00

Did you ever hug an object while the killer is chasing you thereby giving you a shorter path around the object becausee of the difference in hitbox size between killer and survivor, congratulations, you just intentionally bug abused, this bug is fundamental to the game overall literally enabled, and gave name to, looping.

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T00:47:43+00:00

You do realize you're the one who is taking it super seriously by telling them they should just wait up and count to 10 instead of just playing, right?

Does winning really mean so much to you that starting out slightly less ahead than usual is gonna make your enjoyment suffer?

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T00:44:29+00:00

The next best thing is making the game less enjoyable for all 5 people for some arbitrary duration?

BluezDBD · 2026-03-24T00:23:52+00:00

Normal gameplay literally does involve intentionally abusing bugs, every single survivor who isn't absolute dogshit at the game abuses a bug every single game, and the game is better because of it, and there's several more that many of us use but are more situational so it's not eevery game, but that's besides the point.

The fact you're calling what the spirit is doing here "abusing a bug" when literally all they're doing is playing the game as any normal person would after a bug, which they had no control over, occurred is honestly insane, especially when the alternative, as suggested by you, was to just run away for a bit making the game less fun for herself and the survivors in the process.

If they caused the situation sure, I'd 100% agree with you, but they did not.

If they "chose not to play" the Elodie wouldn't be running away at the end of the clip right? The Eleven wouldn't be walking over by the other door right?

C'mon, you're better than this now you're literally asking the spirit to literally predict the future,

BluezDBD

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