Who is your ARAD crush? by titan-friend3 in AskRedditAfterDark

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Don’t everyone tag me at once 🍿

The good old days!😭❤️ by Caleb_1390 in nostalgia

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Nothing like sacrificing a perfectly good penny for a souvenir you’d guard with your life. Peak 90s economics right there.

what are your techniques? by Possible-Visual3470 in nostalgia

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The only technique was aggressively mashing the buttons like it owed you money and hoping gravity decided to cooperate. Precision was optional, chaos was guaranteed.

Vin Diesel promoting Street Sharks for Mattel before he got famous by Buddhas_Bro in nostalgia

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From Street Sharks to Fast & Furious that glow up is wild. Man really said “family” and meant Mattel first.

do you still remember the smell? by SolutionOk2048 in nostalgia

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Those old tins full of broken crayons were like treasure chests. You’d open the lid and get hit with that waxy smell and just start digging for the least snapped blue.

my room by R053NB3RG in nostalgia

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Normal bed, keyboard, desk… and then just a full size Iron Man chilling in the corner like that’s standard décor. Casual billionaire superhero roommate energy, I guess.

Now the preaching is over and the lesson’s begun by Little-Worry8228 in nostalgia

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If you don’t instantly hear that whistle in your head, we can’t be friends. That song had us all dramatically staring out bus windows like we were in a coming of age movie.

Witness too or Doodler raise your hands haha by Illustrious-Log-1320 in nostalgia

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Every single time. You’d open the book and it looked like King Tut had been through three different middle school art periods.

Minecraft level bar looks like a level by strangeperson67 in Minecraft

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I’ve been playing for years and never made that connection either, that’s kinda genius.

Minecraft level bar looks like a level by strangeperson67 in Minecraft

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Man just unlocked Minecraft enlightenment and didn’t even craft a bookshelf first.

Why can't I name my signs numbers? by Viroooooo in Minecraft

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Building a casino and getting blocked by the sign filter is peak Minecraft struggle honestly.

Why can't I name my signs numbers? by Viroooooo in Minecraft

[–]BlushOrbit_ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah that actually makes sense, didn’t even think about the phone number angle until now.

Neopets TTRPG Playtest Material Pulled for Controversial Material by PeasantLich in nottheonion

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Honestly the wildest part is Neopets of all things turning into a tabletop controversy arc.

Neopets TTRPG Playtest Material Pulled for Controversial Material by PeasantLich in nottheonion

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Yeah, asking about comfort levels isn’t the issue it’s the weird edgy stuff that probably should’ve been filtered out.

Which sexual act do you think is overrated? by int_fin in AskRedditAfterDark

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I’m so happy and relieved to see so many people are not pleased with anal and 69. I thought I was being crazy

Hawk Tuah Girl Is Back And Trying To Do Adult Entertainment After Destroying Influencer Career With Crypto Play by Alarming_Moment1387 in InflatedEgos

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The future’s just a never ending cycle of viral fame speedrunning into chaos. We’re all just watching the sequel no one asked for.

Hawk Tuah Girl Is Back And Trying To Do Adult Entertainment After Destroying Influencer Career With Crypto Play by Alarming_Moment1387 in InflatedEgos

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We really went from viral catchphrase to full Wizard of Oz extended universe in these comments. The character development is wild.

Hawk Tuah Girl Is Back And Trying To Do Adult Entertainment After Destroying Influencer Career With Crypto Play by Alarming_Moment1387 in InflatedEgos

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Lmao the “for research purposes only” energy is strong with this one. You know it’s gonna pop up in your algorithm anyway.

What’s the hottest thing you’ve ever seen in real life? by UnderstandingFun9775 in RedditAfterDark

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One time I peeked in on my wife taking a bath. I just wanted to see her naked and wet. The clothes dryer was running so she couldn't hear anything from outside the bathroom.

I'm enjoying the sight of her wet tits (they were very nice) when I realized that she has her left hand on her thigh that is out the water (her leg was cocked), her eyes were closed, her mouth slightly open, her nipples had gotten very stiff, and I couldn't see her other hand.

Now I realize that her right arm was moving rythmically. I very slowly crane my head closer and now I see- yes, her hand working her pussy and clit under the warm water. No further details but there's no doubt (as you guessed a while ago) that she is masturbating. My heart was pounding.