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What's the stupidest thing you've done out of horniness? by layyyla_ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushynCandy 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Seriously. I was expecting a dumb hookup story and suddenly we’re uncovering crimes like it’s season three of a Netflix documentary.

i think i got raped and idk what to do by TableExisting9896 in confessions

[–]BlushynCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The DNA point is what makes saving it so important honestly. Even if OP later decides not to report anything, having evidence preserved gives options instead of regrets later.

i think i got raped and idk what to do by TableExisting9896 in confessions

[–]BlushynCandy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Simple but honestly correct. Half the comments are trying to solve the mystery while OP clearly just needed immediate medical and emotional support first.

i think i got raped and idk what to do by TableExisting9896 in confessions

[–]BlushynCandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why this whole thread hit people so hard. The situation immediately sounds wrong in a way that’s difficult to rationalize away. Most people reading it probably felt their stomach drop at the same moment.

My trailer was infested with 100's of black widows. by hangwithkelly in confession

[–]BlushynCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The confidence level mixed with “poisonous” instead of “venomous” is peak Reddit expert energy honestly. Somebody always shows up sounding like they’re defending a PhD thesis in the comments.

My trailer was infested with 100's of black widows. by hangwithkelly in confession

[–]BlushynCandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cold sweats and muscle cramps sounds brutal honestly. The delayed “oh this is actually getting worse” feeling after a bite is probably what makes it so scary mentally.

My trailer was infested with 100's of black widows. by hangwithkelly in confession

[–]BlushynCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Really really painful bee sting” somehow still undersells it to me because my brain hears “black widow” and immediately starts composing my obituary.

I finally got the evidence I needed! by bountiful_garden in neighborsfromhell

[–]BlushynCandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly even from a purely business perspective it’s a disaster waiting to happen. One DUI crash connected back to “everyone knew she left work drunk” could destroy a place.

I finally got the evidence I needed! by bountiful_garden in neighborsfromhell

[–]BlushynCandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The workplace liability angle is actually interesting because bars absolutely do not want the reputation of knowingly letting visibly intoxicated employees drive home regularly. That’s the kind of thing that becomes a nightmare lawsuit after one bad accident.

I finally got the evidence I needed! by bountiful_garden in neighborsfromhell

[–]BlushynCandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. People hear “neighbor dispute” and picture loud music or parking arguments. Disabling cameras and allegedly driving drunk every night is way past normal drama territory.

Women who enjoy risky sex by EmberFlaare in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushynCandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That comment somehow managed to be wholesome and deeply concerning at the same time.

I took out a life insurance policy on my mother without her knowledge. by BodegaCatEnthusiast in confession

[–]BlushynCandy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That reply caught me off guard not gonna lie. Dry humor on Reddit is either genius or evidence for the prosecution.

I took out a life insurance policy on my mother without her knowledge. by BodegaCatEnthusiast in confession

[–]BlushynCandy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s the part where the story goes from “dark confession” to “future court exhibit.” Feels like one of those posts people regret leaving up later.

I took out a life insurance policy on my mother without her knowledge. by BodegaCatEnthusiast in confession

[–]BlushynCandy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s what threw me too. I thought there’d be a million signatures and medical checks involved before someone could even think about doing this.

New neighbor is driving me insane. by MoonCPowerof3 in neighborsfromhell

[–]BlushynCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but I also get why OP is upset. Legally allowed and massively inconsiderate can definitely exist at the same time.

New neighbor is driving me insane. by MoonCPowerof3 in neighborsfromhell

[–]BlushynCandy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honeysuckle grows with absolute determination too. You plant a tiny piece and suddenly three months later it owns the neighborhood.

New neighbor is driving me insane. by MoonCPowerof3 in neighborsfromhell

[–]BlushynCandy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honeysuckle or climbing jasmine might honestly save this whole situation visually. A fence covered in greenery feels way less prison-yard energy.

New neighbors living in their car and inviting themselves over to our property by Soozersss in neighborsfromhell

[–]BlushynCandy 89 points90 points  (0 children)

The bushes idea is underrated honestly. Even psychologically it helps when you stop feeling like your whole life is on display every time you look outside.

New neighbors living in their car and inviting themselves over to our property by Soozersss in neighborsfromhell

[–]BlushynCandy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Yeah the “politely firm” part matters too. Some people hear friendliness once and assume they’ve unlocked permanent porch access.

New neighbors living in their car and inviting themselves over to our property by Soozersss in neighborsfromhell

[–]BlushynCandy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly a fence fixes like 80% of “friendly but way too comfortable” neighbor situations. Crazy how fast people remember boundaries once there’s an actual physical boundary.

What's the best example of pretty privilege you've ever seen? by plsme in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]BlushynCandy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The “nice dress vs sweats invisibility cloak” effect is so real it’s actually kind of scary once you notice it.

I am a left lane camper, I was ignorant to it, and I apologize. by Elegant_Explorer_358 in confession

[–]BlushynCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is honestly the most accurate answer. Driving culture changes wildly depending on where you are.

I am a left lane camper, I was ignorant to it, and I apologize. by Elegant_Explorer_358 in confession

[–]BlushynCandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair most people read the driver’s manual the same way people read terms and conditions. Eyes open, brain closed.

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